2fat2fly 0 #1 September 19, 2006 The poem in the sappy love letter thread reminded me of something. Stay with me, there's a question at the end When I was between wives and would have a girl over, she would note the guitar in the living room "Oh, you play?" (I knew 2 chords and could fake a 3rd) "No, I used to a long time ago and I just picked this up since I have a lot of time here by myself" (awww..emotionally battered and vunerable) after the play me something-no I can't, I suck, I'd be embarrassed conversation, I'd relent, slowly pick around a few notes, look her dead in the eye, smile, and start "Brown eyed lady take my hand and walk with me awhile, You're the only one who still can touch my heart and make me smile, It's too late for forever, I know it could never be, But just tonight, just for one dance, Won't you stay with me" I remember because insert correct eye color and it was the same every time. Go back to the Did you just write that? yeah, it's not good, I know...back and forth-remove panties, insert tab A into slot B (and sometimes C&D) It worked more often than it failed-and never failed miserably. What sleazy thing have you done to get laid?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #2 September 19, 2006 QuoteWhat sleazy thing have you done to get laid? I once had this conversation with a guy that had just sung me a song on his guitar me - "Did you just write that?" him - " yeah, it's not good, I know" ...back and forth remove boxer shorts ... Didn't realize that was sleazy ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 September 19, 2006 QuoteWhat sleazy thing have you done to get laid? You have no shame at all, do you?!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #4 September 19, 2006 But it REALLY was about you...........what was your name again?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #5 September 19, 2006 QuoteBut it REALLY was about you...........what was your name again? Just call me honey -- that way you don't get confused! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 September 20, 2006 QuoteJust call me honey -- that way you don't get confused! Pet names work every time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
