kelel01 1 #1 September 19, 2006 And we can't find it. But it stinks to high heaven. Help! And we tried air freshener - it just ended up smelling like a dead rat on a bed of roses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 September 19, 2006 You don't happen to have any new foreign interns, do you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 September 19, 2006 No . . . and obviously I'm missing something, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 903 #4 September 19, 2006 I'll trade you one DEAD rat for the squirrels in my attic!!! I'm going in with the bb gun later...then the 12 guage if needed! I was thinking of just leaving some antifreeze out for a little squirrel party, but then I would have the same problem you have in a few days...effing rodents. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 September 19, 2006 (psssst.....foreign people smell funny. pass it on) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #6 September 19, 2006 Get a little Vicks vapor-rub and smear under your nose. You won't smell the rat or anything else. Also, great for chili cook-offs."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #7 September 19, 2006 it could be in the walls - and if thats the case you're pretty much shit outta luck light some candles and crack the windows"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 September 19, 2006 Quote Get a little Vicks vapor-rub and smear under your nose. You won't smell the rat or anything else. That's a damned good idea, I'm going to get a little bottle to put in my duty bag. Not for dead rats so much, but dead people smell really badly sometimes.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 September 19, 2006 Ah, yeah - that's a nursing trick, too. If only I had some. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 September 19, 2006 I'm really surprised as a cop, you didn't know about that. It's a really old coroner's trick."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 September 19, 2006 Now that I think about it, it was mentioned, but a lot of folks just wear paper masks. I'm not worried about the mask thing, but the smell...damnit that sticks with you for a while after the fact. Even after "snorting" some water to clear out the passages.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkR 0 #12 September 19, 2006 Everybody sing along: "Dere's a rat in da office, wat amma gonna do, dere's a rat in da office, wat amma gonna do..." »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.« Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 September 19, 2006 Ahhh dont worry about the dead ones...... ALWAYS concentrate on any LIVE RATS in your office... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidST 0 #14 September 19, 2006 Yea ive carried Vicks in my duty bag for a couple of years now. Not so much for the dead people as the GI bleedsAs a general rule, the better it felt when you said it, the more trouble it's going to get you into. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 September 19, 2006 There's a dead bishop on the landing! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #16 September 20, 2006 Do you need a good recipe???Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #17 September 20, 2006 That's not a nice thing to call your boss! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #18 September 20, 2006 QuoteQuote Get a little Vicks vapor-rub and smear under your nose. You won't smell the rat or anything else. That's a damned good idea, I'm going to get a little bottle to put in my duty bag. Not for dead rats so much, but dead people smell really badly sometimes. I use a menthol inhaler as a preventative measure to help keep sinuses clear. Extra bonus: you can't smell farts on the plane Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #19 September 20, 2006 The saga continues . . . we're now tearing down the rear wall of our office from the outside, looking for this damn thing. It's scaring off customers! Luckily, the whole building isn't worth more than $25k or so, so it really doesn't matter what we do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #20 September 20, 2006 Quote Luckily, the whole building isn't worth more than $25k Where do you work? A trailer park? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #21 September 20, 2006 No, but our entire office building is the size of a large living room. And it sits under a big-ass oak tree. The tree would completely decimate the building if it fell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #22 September 20, 2006 QuoteNo, but our entire office building is the size of a large living room. And it sits under a big-ass oak tree. The tree would completely decimate the building if it fell. Damn... that's small! What the hell do you all do in there?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #23 September 20, 2006 QuoteQuote Get a little Vicks vapor-rub and smear under your nose. You won't smell the rat or anything else. That's a damned good idea, I'm going to get a little bottle to put in my duty bag. Not for dead rats so much, but dead people smell really badly sometimes. Dude you didn't know that one? I wonder if anyone is gonna check and see if their Dr. is using vicks under the nose? Kbordson? any opinion? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kelel01 1 #19 September 20, 2006 The saga continues . . . we're now tearing down the rear wall of our office from the outside, looking for this damn thing. It's scaring off customers! Luckily, the whole building isn't worth more than $25k or so, so it really doesn't matter what we do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #20 September 20, 2006 Quote Luckily, the whole building isn't worth more than $25k Where do you work? A trailer park? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 September 20, 2006 No, but our entire office building is the size of a large living room. And it sits under a big-ass oak tree. The tree would completely decimate the building if it fell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #22 September 20, 2006 QuoteNo, but our entire office building is the size of a large living room. And it sits under a big-ass oak tree. The tree would completely decimate the building if it fell. Damn... that's small! What the hell do you all do in there?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #23 September 20, 2006 QuoteQuote Get a little Vicks vapor-rub and smear under your nose. You won't smell the rat or anything else. That's a damned good idea, I'm going to get a little bottle to put in my duty bag. Not for dead rats so much, but dead people smell really badly sometimes. Dude you didn't know that one? I wonder if anyone is gonna check and see if their Dr. is using vicks under the nose? Kbordson? any opinion? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
