Explain this skydiving shirt to me

[bob.dino 1]

Oh, the irony .

[happythoughts 0]

I was sitting at table at WFFC eating. One of the guys had started hours earlier than us on the drinking. His speech was nearly entirely unclear.

He told me that there was a woman ironing clothes in her living room that morning. The house sat near an intersection. A truck lost control on the turn and went across the lawn, through a side wall, and killed her.

He look at the group and said, "If she had been skydiving with us this afternoon, she'd be alive."

Since that day, I have rarely ironed, but have done an additional 900 skydives.

[JohnRich 4]

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He told me that there was a woman ironing clothes in her living room that morning. The house sat near an intersection. A truck lost control on the turn and went across the lawn, through a side wall, and killed her. He look at the group and said, "If she had been skydiving with us this afternoon, she'd be alive."

Yep. What do you see as you drive out of your neighborhood on Saturday morning to go skydiving? Everyone else is working on their lawns. Blech! What do they do on Saturday night? Watch TV.

I'd much rather spend the day with friends in fun adventure, and spend the night talking with them. But my lawn looks like hell. Oh well!

[countzero 7]

i have one that says "skydiving saves lives from medocrity". to the point and oh so true.

diamonds are a dawgs best friend

[JohnMitchell 16]

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I'd much rather spend the day with friends in fun adventure, and spend the night talking with them. But my lawn looks like hell. Oh well!

I have a skydiver lawn, too. I keep it just presentable enough to not kill the property values.

If they aren't working on their lawn, they are shopping at the mall. Omigod, talk about a waste of time.