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[sad joke]
An American dude is walking through London and approaches an English gent:

seppo: "Hey man, where is Buck Palace at?"

UK Gent: "excuse me? where is Buck Palace at?"

seppo: "yeah dude, where the hell is Buck Palace at?"

UK Gent: "Young man, dont you realise you should not end a sentence with a preposition?"

seppo:"Ah ok! hey man, where is Buck Palace at wanker?"
[/sad joke]

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[sad joke]
An American dude is walking through London and approaches an English gent:

seppo: "Hey man, where is Buck Palace at?"

UK Gent Pomme: "excuse me? where is Buck Palace at?"

seppo: "yeah dude, where the hell is Buck Palace at?"

UK Gent Pomme: "Young man, dont you realise you should not end a sentence with a preposition?"

seppo:"Ah ok! hey man, where is Buck Palace at wanker?"
[/sad joke]



There fixed it for ya! :D:D:P

funny none the less!
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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seppo:"Ah ok! hey man, where is Buck Palace at wanker?"


OK, now I know pretty well when to use "wanker." Because I've always heard that joke with "asshole" appended to it :ph34r:

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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bumping this up due to increased post-whore grammatical sloppiness lately.
:P



whats the big deal here? Just had to go and bump NWflyers thread huh? :D:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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bumping this up due to increased post-whore grammatical sloppiness lately.
:P



whats the big deal here? Just had to go and bump NWflyers thread huh? :D:D



They all love me, baby.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I still think they should make this a sticky at the top of each forum. I'm ready to get my red pen out.
Now repeat after me:

Breathe is the verb, breath is the noun.
Too much, not to much.
You're going to get it if you keep spelling it your.
Brakes are for canopies; breaks are for femurs.
Hangars are at airports; hangers are for shirts.
Plural's? Uh, no.

Move along.

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so you think that theirthey're just tryin to show theyre their eaffections? :D



Since we're in the grammar police thread, I edited destryoed your postfunny.

And yes. Isn't that what you were implying? ;)



edited youre post! :D:P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Thank GOD I am a grammar and spelling nazi, I HATE to read posts that are not up to my standards :|



then i suggest you not reading any of mine:P posts'! :o:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Bump. Seems relevant today. B|



why you is tessty?
oar is somone else tasty?
tell em to get theyre painties outta a wad. :P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Must. Resist. Urge.

Hippie is baiting me. Hippie is baiting me. He WANTS me to correct him.

Resistresistresistresistresist.:|
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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