piisfish 140 #1 September 20, 2006 The Loving Husband A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150"? The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #2 September 20, 2006 LOL!!! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #3 September 20, 2006 Here is another Wednesday funny for the men since the women I tell this joke to don't laugh near as hard as the men...... Your joke was great by the way. A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students and says that, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered",she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident to the class. Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "that must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff,Fffff, fffff'... and before she could say "FUCK," the Rottweiler ate him!"Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #4 September 20, 2006 BW-BW-BW-BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #5 September 20, 2006 HA HA HA HA ! Budweiser all over the screen, shit. Damn funny. MattAn Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #6 September 21, 2006 Nice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites The_Don 0 #7 September 21, 2006 I will use that one !!!!I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Peej 0 #8 September 21, 2006 Both of those are great! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Randy_H 0 #9 September 21, 2006 The Ski Trip Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
The_Don 0 #7 September 21, 2006 I will use that one !!!!I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #8 September 21, 2006 Both of those are great! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #9 September 21, 2006 The Ski Trip Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
