kbordson 8 #1 July 12, 2006 Starts out with a 45 minute wait.... then the ignorant cow enters the information wrong, her supervisor then has to help and reenter all the info. Then they get annoyed at me for not having my plate info with me. (I have the title stuffs, taxes stuff, insurance stuff... THEY have my plates on file!! Look it up, STOOPID!) Then finally all is done and she says that will be $1564. WTF?! Buying a car and taxes and DMV in Kansas City SUCKS!!!!!! (evil thoughts) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 July 12, 2006 45 minutes? You must have been in the express line!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingAngel 0 #3 July 12, 2006 Quote45 minutes? You must have been in the express line! I know! When I switched my plates it took me about 4 hours! Such a hassle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 July 12, 2006 Did someone call a whambulance? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #5 July 12, 2006 QuoteDid someone call a whambulance? I didn't get a whambulance.... I got a batmobile. Tiburon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #6 July 12, 2006 Buying a car in Sydney: Ten minute ticketed wait for service. 2-3 minutes to get all the paperwork completed and signed off. Cost: under $50. Nice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
br0k3n 0 #7 July 13, 2006 QuoteBuying a car in Sydney: Ten minute ticketed wait for service. 2-3 minutes to get all the paperwork completed and signed off. Cost: under $50. Nice. ermm dont forget the F$#king stamp duty that we have to pay over here when you purchase a second hand car... which is 3% of the market value of the car, which is on top of GST.... so when I registered my car I was hit with a $1,650.00 charge.... which pisses me right off...... So not so nice.....----------------------------------------------------------- --+ There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.. --+ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #8 July 13, 2006 QUIT YOUR DAMN WHINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A FULL FLEDGED DOCTOR NOW! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bisqit999 0 #9 July 13, 2006 NYC has a DMV XPRESS. I registered my car in under 5 minutes the other day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #10 July 13, 2006 $600 * 0.03 = $18 . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #11 July 13, 2006 QuoteQUIT YOUR DAMN WHINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A FULL FLEDGED DOCTOR NOW! . I know the fates will pay her back. Next year for her annual... she'll have her cold behind sitting on that stupid table for hours waiting for her OB/Gyn. Then the heater will be broke and the speculums will be all cold!! (ha. that'll teach her!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #12 September 20, 2006 Once again.... The DMV sucks. I took the motorcycle course over the past few days and wanted to get my license... NOW! (not that I'm impatient or anything) So, yesterday, I went to the DMV. SPECIFICALLY to ask what I would need. AND I HAD TO PIMP THE KID FOR ANSWERS. Proof of completion of the course, written test from the sherrifs thingie, old license to surrender, .... how much (in cash or check of course)... he had to ask someone else that info. OK... got all the info. But then went back again today. "No passport or birth certificate... No license." Why the FUCK didn't junior mention that yesterday!?!?! So I had to come home... AGAIN got my passport, my social security card, my birth certificate, my marriage license, my DD214, my high school diploma, my college diploma, my mortgage papers (proof of residency), I plucked a couple hairs from the nape of my neck and taped them to a paper, I pricked my finger and did a partial fingerprint with the blood. AINT NO FUCKING WAY they will ask for something that I don't have THIS TIME. So I get up there.... wait.... wait.... wait.... wait.... Finally get my license with the motorcycle endorsement.... then the girl behind the desk tells me how hard the day has been!! So I call for the supervisor... she makes me wait.... wait.... wait.... wait... I very politely advise her of ways to improve the system or advocate methods to help the kids behind the desk by having nonfrustrated customers. I actually gave her some good ideas and tried hard not to blame the incompetent fucktards... but I still know that she was just smiling and nodding and the DMV will always be the DMV. BUT.... At least I got my motorcycle endorsement!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #13 September 20, 2006 QuoteAt least I got my motorcycle endorsement!!!!!! And the streets of Missouri will never be safe again... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michalm21 2 #14 September 20, 2006 when regarding dmv, i throw racial slur , but i will refrain this time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #15 September 20, 2006 When they ask you for documentation, you say "otay"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #16 September 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteAt least I got my motorcycle endorsement!!!!!! And the streets of Missouri will never be safe again... And... I think I might have found my first bike already. It's a 71 Harley Sportster. Needs a little restoration work, and a military paint scheme... might be good. (Good as in BAD!) (but also will - in time- get a sport bike and go VERY VERY fast) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michalm21 2 #17 September 20, 2006 otay, mate! wait, wtf is "otay"? - i need to read that other thread.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #18 September 21, 2006 Quotewent back again today glutton for punishment In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #19 September 21, 2006 I went to the DMV today to get my drivers license renewed. I put it off for a long time. It's never fun visiting the DMV. I spent a total of 25 minutes in there. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #20 September 21, 2006 QuoteI spent a total of 25 minutes in there. Smile Even though I couldn't understand the broken English of anyone there. Wouldn't you expect any employer to require their employees to speak clearly if they have to deal with the public? Where I used to work there was a bowling alley next door with a diner attached. I only went there twice during the 3 years I worked there. Why? The waitresses could not speak English. You'd order something & they wouldn't understand. So you'd point to things on the menu & that plus a game of Charades & the waitress would smile & nod. 20 minutes later she'd come back with the wrong food. After communicating that that was not what I ordered, the waitress went in the back room & found one of the cooks who could speak just a LITTLE more English than she, and finally got my order right. A similar thing happened the second time I went there. So I didn't go back again. Shouldn't waitresses who deal with the public in America be required to speak English??? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnsw71 0 #21 September 21, 2006 Well you obviously didn't go to the gay DMV, did you! (you'll need to read the other thread on gay America and watch the video if you haven't already. THAT should put you in a better mood!) J QuoteOnce again.... The DMV sucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #22 September 21, 2006 You should go to the DMV (the Revenue Office) in Fordyce Arkansas. You can get the Hyundai and the Harley taken care of AND your driver's license with motorcycle endorsement renewed in under 10 minutes. Of course the town's too small to support an OB/Gyn. Only family doctors here....lol. linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #23 September 21, 2006 Quote got my passport, my social security card, my birth certificate, my marriage license, my DD214, my high school diploma, my college diploma, my mortgage papers (proof of residency), I plucked a couple hairs from the nape of my neck and taped them to a paper, I pricked my finger and did a partial fingerprint with the blood. AINT NO FUCKING WAY they will ask for something that I don't have THIS TIME. Well there's your problem; I didn't see any mention of bringing your TPS reports with the new cover sheets! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #24 September 21, 2006 QuoteQuote AINT NO FUCKING WAY they will ask for something that I don't have THIS TIME. Well there's your problem; I didn't see any mention of bringing your TPS reports with the new cover sheets! Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beer 0 #25 September 22, 2006 We don't have the DMV anymore, it's the RMV. No weekend hours anymore, but they are open later some days and they now give you delli numbers. This the sign tells you waht counter to go to and you are in and out in no time. By changing the D to an R the people on the other side of the counter become a little more willing to work with you and help you out. If you don't have enough cash on you to pay the fines for buying a car, I mean registration fees and taxes, They will even let you run across the street and hit up the ATM and give them the cash without having to start the entire process over. You can even make it out in less than 20 minutes during the lunch hour rush. Learn to be happy. You can't be there for anybody else in life if you can't learn to be there for yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Lindsey 0 #22 September 21, 2006 You should go to the DMV (the Revenue Office) in Fordyce Arkansas. You can get the Hyundai and the Harley taken care of AND your driver's license with motorcycle endorsement renewed in under 10 minutes. Of course the town's too small to support an OB/Gyn. Only family doctors here....lol. linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #23 September 21, 2006 Quote got my passport, my social security card, my birth certificate, my marriage license, my DD214, my high school diploma, my college diploma, my mortgage papers (proof of residency), I plucked a couple hairs from the nape of my neck and taped them to a paper, I pricked my finger and did a partial fingerprint with the blood. AINT NO FUCKING WAY they will ask for something that I don't have THIS TIME. Well there's your problem; I didn't see any mention of bringing your TPS reports with the new cover sheets! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #24 September 21, 2006 QuoteQuote AINT NO FUCKING WAY they will ask for something that I don't have THIS TIME. Well there's your problem; I didn't see any mention of bringing your TPS reports with the new cover sheets! Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beer 0 #25 September 22, 2006 We don't have the DMV anymore, it's the RMV. No weekend hours anymore, but they are open later some days and they now give you delli numbers. This the sign tells you waht counter to go to and you are in and out in no time. By changing the D to an R the people on the other side of the counter become a little more willing to work with you and help you out. If you don't have enough cash on you to pay the fines for buying a car, I mean registration fees and taxes, They will even let you run across the street and hit up the ATM and give them the cash without having to start the entire process over. You can even make it out in less than 20 minutes during the lunch hour rush. Learn to be happy. You can't be there for anybody else in life if you can't learn to be there for yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
