2fat2fly 0 #1 September 21, 2006 We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #2 September 21, 2006 Balls.Oh wait, what were you asking?Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 September 21, 2006 I have a t-shirt that reads BALLS: aka cajones preferably made of brass or steelGoddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #4 September 21, 2006 QuoteBalls.Oh wait, what were you asking? Boobies Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 September 21, 2006 Here...look closely at my BALLS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 September 21, 2006 I'm not looking, you bastard. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 September 21, 2006 QuoteI have a t-shirt that reads BALLS: aka cajones preferably made of brass or steel ______________________________ I have a 'T'-shirt that says; 'Baseball... Football... Basketball... Rodeo... Bring your own balls!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balls 0 #8 September 21, 2006 ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 September 21, 2006 Interesting read here on the subject! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 September 21, 2006 That was very interesting, in an Alex Jones sort of way. And even more on the subject here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #11 September 21, 2006 From May 05-cut me some slackI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #12 September 21, 2006 AHHH I LOOKED AT THE BALLS! i thought they were chinese stress balls at first and then i saw the imageFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 September 22, 2006 AHHH I LOOKED AT THE BALLS! *** ALL BALLS are stress balls! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #14 September 22, 2006 QuoteI have a 'T'-shirt that says; 'Baseball... Football... Basketball... Rodeo... Bring your own balls!' Chuck CFL t-shirt from a few years back ... Our balls are bigger .... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 September 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have a 'T'-shirt that says; 'Baseball... Football... Basketball... Rodeo... Bring your own balls!' Chuck CFL t-shirt from a few years back ... Our balls are bigger .... 'Shell ______________________________ Oh yeah, that's right. How do your players manage to run with those big ol' things? Pretty impressive! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #16 September 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteCFL t-shirt from a few years back ... Our balls are bigger .... 'Shell ______________________________ Oh yeah, that's right. How do your players manage to run with those big ol' things? Pretty impressive! Chuck Well, we have 3 downs instead of 4 ... guess that how the boys manage it! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 September 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteCFL t-shirt from a few years back ... Our balls are bigger .... 'Shell ______________________________ Oh yeah, that's right. How do your players manage to run with those big ol' things? Pretty impressive! Chuck Well, we have 3 downs instead of 4 ... guess that how the boys manage it! 'Shell __________________________ I can understand! Luggin' those big things around they probably would run out of steam if, they had 4 downs! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
