2fat2fly 0 #1 September 22, 2006 My ex-wife just emailed me this joke A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 September 22, 2006 YES it is a direct personal insult but funnyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 September 22, 2006 No not personally. it applies to every male. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 September 22, 2006 I'm just surprised you have an 'ex-wife' that can EMAIL! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #5 September 22, 2006 talkin of exes..... My ex- girlfriend has a picture of a sea shell tattooed on her inner thigh. If you put your ear next to it, you can smell the ocean.scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 September 22, 2006 Quotetalkin of exes..... My ex- girlfriend has a picture of a sea shell tattooed on her inner thigh. If you put your ear next to it, you can smell the ocean. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 September 22, 2006 So wrong , yet soooo funny....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites