Revillusion 0 #26 September 22, 2006 Response to - "everybody is doing it" "If everybody is jumping off a bridge, are you going to jump?" Well, Mom, ummmmm, yeah VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #27 September 22, 2006 Mom always said "always give them a doubletap" Dad used to say "two to the chest and one to the face" Sometimes your parents never agree but it's the sentiment that counts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #28 September 22, 2006 <> Poppa always said: Prostitutes are like a box of chocolates. ...Ya have to pay more for the really good ones.<> Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Randy_H 0 #29 September 22, 2006 QuoteAnd then coming up with some witty reply like "Nothing..." mama ALWAYS knows!! That's okay, because my brother and I used to get her back when she would be with our dad at night and we'd hear noise, we would knock on their bedroom door and ask if they were okay! We ONLY did that once and then my dad convinced us the next day that it wasn't cool at all!! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #30 September 23, 2006 QuoteResponse to - "everybody is doing it" "If everybody is jumping off a bridge, are you going to jump?" "I couldn't make better than a C" "None of those kids are smart than you. Did any of the others make an A ?" (implication - you are lazy) "Yeah Mom, one kid did, but he jumped off a bridge." (whack) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ntrprnr 0 #31 September 23, 2006 QuoteQuote "You're gonna eat that if you have to sit there all night." I used to hide hotdogs behind the microwave because my Mom would say that shit. Funny they are one of my favorites now My mom used to say: "Peter, don't give the cat a spinal tap." "Peter, go catch your grandmother!" (Said as I let her wheelchair go down a hill with her in it. I caught her.) "Peter, take the rubber eye off the dog's forehead." "Peter, I see you. Stop hiding in the washing machine." You get the idea... The woman (and my dad, by default) both qualify for Sainthood._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nubain1 0 #32 September 23, 2006 I brought you into this world and I'll take you out of it. I made you and I can make another one just like you if you don't watch it. (Refers to above) Boy, you better put that joint out! She did that one to catch me smoking a cigarette.. But mom it not a joint it's a cigarette. Oh Shit! Busted! You must think I like you or something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #33 September 23, 2006 QuoteBoy, you better put that joint out! "Is that pot? You'd better not be smoking mine." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
SpeedRacer 1 #28 September 22, 2006 <> Poppa always said: Prostitutes are like a box of chocolates. ...Ya have to pay more for the really good ones.<> Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #29 September 22, 2006 QuoteAnd then coming up with some witty reply like "Nothing..." mama ALWAYS knows!! That's okay, because my brother and I used to get her back when she would be with our dad at night and we'd hear noise, we would knock on their bedroom door and ask if they were okay! We ONLY did that once and then my dad convinced us the next day that it wasn't cool at all!! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #30 September 23, 2006 QuoteResponse to - "everybody is doing it" "If everybody is jumping off a bridge, are you going to jump?" "I couldn't make better than a C" "None of those kids are smart than you. Did any of the others make an A ?" (implication - you are lazy) "Yeah Mom, one kid did, but he jumped off a bridge." (whack) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #31 September 23, 2006 QuoteQuote "You're gonna eat that if you have to sit there all night." I used to hide hotdogs behind the microwave because my Mom would say that shit. Funny they are one of my favorites now My mom used to say: "Peter, don't give the cat a spinal tap." "Peter, go catch your grandmother!" (Said as I let her wheelchair go down a hill with her in it. I caught her.) "Peter, take the rubber eye off the dog's forehead." "Peter, I see you. Stop hiding in the washing machine." You get the idea... The woman (and my dad, by default) both qualify for Sainthood._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nubain1 0 #32 September 23, 2006 I brought you into this world and I'll take you out of it. I made you and I can make another one just like you if you don't watch it. (Refers to above) Boy, you better put that joint out! She did that one to catch me smoking a cigarette.. But mom it not a joint it's a cigarette. Oh Shit! Busted! You must think I like you or something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 September 23, 2006 QuoteBoy, you better put that joint out! "Is that pot? You'd better not be smoking mine." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
