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I would like to say F*** You to the girl who works at Target.

She put my ice cream in the same bag as my tampons.

The ice cream melted.

HAHAHA Do the tampons still fit:D:D:D:D
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I'd like to say Fuck You to....well, nobody actually...let me think on it.


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Ok. I got one...my favorite vidiot...Oh and the manifest "girls" at one particular DZ in GA.


Am I allowed to say "Fuck ME!" to my favorite skybabe?
:) I'd never mention tampons and ice cream in the same sentence to her, though.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Clay...first of all FUCK YOU. Don't they let you out from the green zone to get your hands on some of them skinny sheep they hace out there?

Second of all...Fuck you and lay off Corona. I actually like it and believe me after cleaning 'you know who's' car for 6 hours in 105 degree heat a corona tastes better than anything. Then again the only lime you get out there must come from the UK ;)

Thirdly...FUCK YOU and listen:

"A tourist lost in the Ozarks finds a shepherd with a herd of sheep. The shepherd just happens to be banging one of the sheep with gusto. The tourist has been deprived of sex for about two weeks and as he looks the sheep look more and more sexually appealing. So after the coutry boy has finished his proceedings he walks over and offers him $20 to do it with one of his sheep. Sure enough the shepherd gladly obliges and the tourist finds himself banging a nice wooly sheep. Then he sees the hillbilly laughing his ass off.
'Crap' thinks the tourist 'he tricked me and now I look like an idiot fucking a sheep!' So he interrupts his coitus animalis and yells 'What's so fucking funny...what the FUCK IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!'
The shephers answers with a tangy Arkansas brawl:
'Boy...you had 200 sheep to chose from, and you took the ugliest one!"
jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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Don't they let you out from the green zone to get your hands on some of them skinny sheep they hace out there?





Allah be praised I don't live down there! I'm up here in the North where the sheep are plentiful and roam freely. ;):D


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Then again the only lime you get out there must come from the UK




I haven't seen any limes here. Lemons but no limes. I can get fresh pineapples, grapes, plums, strawberries, etc. just down the street...........but no damn limes! :S:D

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