cocheese 0 #1 September 24, 2006 Ok so we have the Mom and Dad thread.... Post away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 September 24, 2006 You perv! I don't have a sister."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 September 24, 2006 This thread is perverted? I quit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 September 24, 2006 QuoteThis thread is perverted? I quit. Sure! I figured you wanted to hear about people's sisters ... to find a date. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 September 24, 2006 She is my hero, my best friend, and we sound alike (lots of fun when calling the parental units)and most people say we look alike, but I don't see it. We also act alike and think alike. We are five years apart in ages. My mom always says that when she saw one she knew the other was close by (this is when we were little). I love her with all of my heart. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 September 24, 2006 Quote Aww, cheer up, cheesy poof! If I had a sister, I'd be sure to tell you all about her. But I don't. Wanna hear about my brother?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #8 September 24, 2006 She's married, older, a doctor and has triplets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 September 24, 2006 Hearing about your brother would be gay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 September 24, 2006 When I am out in the small towns around here working..............the kids think Big Americans with guns are the coolest things since.............well I would say sliced bread but they don't have that. In the small towns the kids will ask me for money. So I learned how to say "Heta Kuschk?" Which means "Do you have a sister?" If they answer yes then I say "Ben Bo Kuschk" which is "Bring me your sister." And I hold up a dollar. One of these days I am going to screw up and some kid is going to bring me his sister and expect me to take her away............and I'm sure he'll want his dollar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 September 24, 2006 My sister is 10 years my junior and she is 15 weeks pregnantmy other sister is dead, she took on a truck and lostYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 September 24, 2006 QuoteHearing about your brother would be gay. My brother is not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. And not that we didn't wonder for a while."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #13 September 24, 2006 OMG, Clay!!! Do they usually KNOW you're kidding? You're incorrigible!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 September 24, 2006 QuoteSo I learned how to say "Heta Kuschk?" Which means "Do you have a sister?" If they answer yes then I say "Ben Bo Kuschk" which is "Bring me your sister." And I hold up a dollar. One of these days I am going to screw up and some kid is going to bring me his sister and expect me to take her away............and I'm sure he'll want his dollar. And that folks is one of the reasons the world sees the USA as they doYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #15 September 24, 2006 And here I was under the impression it was our famous neutral diplomatic war policy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 September 24, 2006 Yea that cat flinger isn't doing us any diplomatic favors is he? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 September 24, 2006 jinx. we said diplomatic at the same time. Weird when referring to Clay but that's life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 September 24, 2006 QuoteAnd that folks is one of the reasons the world sees the USA as they do Oh please............yes they know I am joking. I actually speak a right decent amount of Kurdish now. I can hold a simple conversation. Besides......the swarms of kids I was talking about.......a couple weeks ago this old guy (Like 70-80) came out of the building we were visiting and started beating the kids with sticks to make them get away from our trucks. BTW.......I HATE having groups of kids near me when I am working. They are great and all but I have this HUGE fear of someone starting to shoot at me and all these kids are around. However, this old guy was hilarious......the kids would just dodge his swing (He was REALLY OLD and didn't move too fast! ) and then run back next to the truck. It became a game to them. I was laughing hard and there were so many cute kids that got a HUGE kick out of us saying "Hi" or waving. Especially if you speak Kurdish to them. They are in AWE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #19 September 24, 2006 she's three years my senior. we hated each other growing up. now that i have kids, and she has discovered she can't, we have a relationship. life experiences has changed us, matured us, and we're actually friends. she and her husband are retired (she's 39, he's 49) and they're loaded. but they're not terribly happy. money can only buy so much. she really wants to have kids and all the money in the world hasn't helped them. it's sad really. i feel a little weird sometimes when she comes out to vsit, since we have 4 kids, wondering if it is hard for her or whatever, but she is always so good w/ them. she's coming out in a month and a half to see our new farm. i'm excited to see her. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #20 September 24, 2006 Loan her your kids for a while and all will be happy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #21 September 24, 2006 QuoteLoan her your kids for a while and all will be happy. yeah, then she won't be so depressed about being barren! TAKE THEM BACK! TAKE THEM BACK!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GrumpySmurf 0 #22 September 24, 2006 She's 3 years younger, does modeling and is a hair stylist. She's the smarter and better looking one out of the two of us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #23 September 24, 2006 She's ten years older than me and lived in a closet until I was 36 years old. Was I surprised to discover that I had a sister!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #24 September 24, 2006 QuoteShe's ten years older than me and lived in a closet until I was 36 years old. Was I surprised to discover that I had a sister!!! Are you saying that your sister's a lesbian?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #25 September 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteShe's ten years older than me and lived in a closet until I was 36 years old. Was I surprised to discover that I had a sister!!! Are you saying that your sister's a lesbian? Or did she REALLY live in a closet? > I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
micro 0 #19 September 24, 2006 she's three years my senior. we hated each other growing up. now that i have kids, and she has discovered she can't, we have a relationship. life experiences has changed us, matured us, and we're actually friends. she and her husband are retired (she's 39, he's 49) and they're loaded. but they're not terribly happy. money can only buy so much. she really wants to have kids and all the money in the world hasn't helped them. it's sad really. i feel a little weird sometimes when she comes out to vsit, since we have 4 kids, wondering if it is hard for her or whatever, but she is always so good w/ them. she's coming out in a month and a half to see our new farm. i'm excited to see her. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #20 September 24, 2006 Loan her your kids for a while and all will be happy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #21 September 24, 2006 QuoteLoan her your kids for a while and all will be happy. yeah, then she won't be so depressed about being barren! TAKE THEM BACK! TAKE THEM BACK!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #22 September 24, 2006 She's 3 years younger, does modeling and is a hair stylist. She's the smarter and better looking one out of the two of us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #23 September 24, 2006 She's ten years older than me and lived in a closet until I was 36 years old. Was I surprised to discover that I had a sister!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #24 September 24, 2006 QuoteShe's ten years older than me and lived in a closet until I was 36 years old. Was I surprised to discover that I had a sister!!! Are you saying that your sister's a lesbian?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #25 September 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteShe's ten years older than me and lived in a closet until I was 36 years old. Was I surprised to discover that I had a sister!!! Are you saying that your sister's a lesbian? Or did she REALLY live in a closet? > I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
