A few of these made me laugh this morning

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I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.

My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.


You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Hell, I wasn't listening. Self-raising?"


I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help".


'Employee of the month' is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.


I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud "I've already got one!"

I enjoy using the technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[bloody_trauma 2]

yeah that one got me too

Fly it like you stole it

[eeneR 3]

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yeah that one got me too

Same here, cause my dogs are agility trained! they can do that too!

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