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Ok, i have booked my appointment. September 26th. Made sure it was early in the week so i can jump at the week-end. getting the full out monty vasectomy. The Dr asked if i wanted sedating or to be knocked out. Knocked out all the way i say. So as soon as i wake i will be a jaffa!
The price is only $200 with insurance. Not bad hey. That's a weeks worth of diapers. Money well spent. :)



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Ok, i have booked my appointment. September 26th. Made sure it was early in the week so i can jump at the week-end. getting the full out monty vasectomy. The Dr asked if i wanted sedating or to be knocked out. Knocked out all the way i say. So as soon as i wake i will be a jaffa!
The price is only $200 with insurance. Not bad hey. That's a weeks worth of diapers. Money well spent. :)



No little Lee's for us!



There is a God.:ph34r:

Stock up on valium and ice packs.:|Seriously.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Stock up on valium and ice packs.



Not ice packs. Bags of frozen peas. They are cheap, can be re-frozen and comfortably conform to any shape. Also not nearly as cold. I liked them much better than ice packs.

Why are you being knocked out? Don't you want to smell your flesh being cauterized?
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Just remember, a Dr. that has VM on their sign does NOT specialize in Vasectomy Medicine:P:D



Hush! yes he does

Don't you listen to him, Lee!:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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How long did it take those of you to recover?



6 weeks of painful swelling and yellow ooze coming out.
Another operation to remove the 3 sponges, the hemostats, half a scapel and the cigar butts that were left in there the first time. Took me 3 weeks to find the alley where it was done.
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How long did it take those of you to recover?



I heard the recovery is quick, but you'll loose your sexy accent.:P



O also heard it tastes less salty. Not that i know but Turtle will fill you in on the details...stocking up on frozen peas:D
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don't be a pussy Lee:D:D stay up and put your finger on the knot till he ties the bow:P

but please no picsB|, you could always try and ask people if they want you to film it and then you could charge per copy ;):D:D sell enough and get it on your friends :ph34r:

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No little Lee's for us!



There is a God.:ph34r:

Stock up on valium and ice packs.:|Seriously.


No dont be a girly man, I didnt need any of that:ph34r::ph34r:
and Lee you wuss, who will not be able to smell you Vas being cortarised (sp), that's just somthing else:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:. "Hey what's that burning smell, OH it ME:o:o



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so i should stay awake for it...I should definately get it filmed. I could put it as an intro on peoples tandem videos..especially the pukers
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so i should stay awake for it...I should definately get it filmed. I could put it as an intro on peoples tandem videos..especially the pukers

:D:D:D:D:D:DYES see now that's funny:D:D:D:D
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Ok. I'll take the helmet in with me. I'll just let the DR know how to use my setup. Yes here's the bite switch, Just hold it down and it just takes pics. Also, could you use the fader for the start and end of the video. Thanks, now what music do i need:D
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Ok. I'll take the helmet in with me. I'll just let the DR know how to use my setup. Yes here's the bite switch, Just hold it down and it just takes pics. Also, could you use the fader for the start and end of the video. Thanks, now what music do i need:D



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Thanks alot Andy. [:/][:/][:/]

You had to make me laugh while I am sitting on a bag of corn (I put the peas back in to refreeze). I am only 5.5 hours out from being cut and the numbing stuff is wearing off. :o I am not sure which is worse though the cut or the fact my sack is sooo freakin cold. BRRRR!!!

I never smelled the burning vas so didn't mind that. The bee sting while numbing was the worse. Afterwards the nurse asked if I wanted to see the piece of vas he took out so of course I did. :P I asked her if I put it under my pillow if the scrotum fairy would leave me anything. :)
Lee, be ready for a piece of humble pie when you go in because I sure needed it. Good Luck.

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I asked her if I put it under my pillow if the scrotum fairy would leave me anything. She really didn't know what to say.



My vote for quote of the day



I second that! :D:D:D:D:D

The Scrotum Fairy! Oh Jeez, you kill me! :D

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I asked her if I put it under my pillow if the scrotum fairy would leave me anything. She really didn't know what to say.



My vote for quote of the day



I second that! :D:D:D:D:D

The Scrotum Fairy! Oh Jeez, you kill me! :D



I'm going to laugh when I hear Lee's voice for the first few weeks - can you say Soprano Ogre?:D:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I asked her if I put it under my pillow if the scrotum fairy would leave me anything. She really didn't know what to say.



My vote for quote of the day



I second that! :D:D:D:D:D

The Scrotum Fairy! Oh Jeez, you kill me! :D



I'm going to laugh when I hear Lee's voice for the first few weeks - can you say Soprano Ogre?:D:D:D



OMG, too funny!!! Lee w/ his british hooligan accent talking like a Vienna School Boy's Choir Boy.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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I asked her if I put it under my pillow if the scrotum fairy would leave me anything. She really didn't know what to say.



My vote for quote of the day



I second that! :D:D:D:D:D

The Scrotum Fairy! Oh Jeez, you kill me! :D



I'm going to laugh when I hear Lee's voice for the first few weeks - can you say Soprano Ogre?:D:D:D



OMG, too funny!!! Lee w/ his british hooligan accent talking like a Vienna School Boy's Choir Boy.



It only lasts for a bout 1 week but I have heard it lasting up to 4
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I asked her if I put it under my pillow if the scrotum fairy would leave me anything. She really didn't know what to say.



My vote for quote of the day



I second that! :D:D:D:D:D

The Scrotum Fairy! Oh Jeez, you kill me! :D



I'm going to laugh when I hear Lee's voice for the first few weeks - can you say Soprano Ogre?:D:D:D



OMG, too funny!!! Lee w/ his british hooligan accent talking like a Vienna School Boy's Choir Boy.



It only lasts for a bout 1 week but I have heard it lasting up to 4



We can pray, can't we, that w/ Lee it lasts forever? :D Big ole Lee sounding Like Mini Lee!! :ph34r::ph34r:

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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