John4455 0 #26 June 23, 2006 QuoteHow long did it take those of you to recover? I am going to have on e soon and need to know. Thanks Couple of days. Its no big deal. The hardest part for me was going back to deliver a "sample" to be tested How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #27 June 23, 2006 Good, it sounds like it is pretty simple.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #28 June 23, 2006 QuoteHow long did it take those of you to recover? I am going to have on e soon and need to know. Thanks OWIE! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #29 June 23, 2006 I had one done on a Tuesday, took Wednesday off, and ws back at work on Thursday. Even played a show that Friday night with only minimal discomfort. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 June 23, 2006 QuoteHow long did it take those of you to recover? I am going to have on e soon and need to know. Thanks Ask for a mirror so you can watch - it will desensatize you to, well, just about anything else in the world. Once tou have seen a knife slice into the man sack - ecspecially your OWN, anything else is just commonplace.Took me a week to get back into jumping. Ice packs and valium/zanax no pain killers needed. But I was a little scared to clean the pipes . . . pressure buildup and all that, but some people are scared to skydive too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #31 June 23, 2006 So it sounds like that most men seem to recover fine.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #32 June 23, 2006 QuoteSo it sounds like that most men seem to recover fine. Fine is relatively subjective don't you think.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #33 June 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo it sounds like that most men seem to recover fine. Fine is relatively subjective don't you think. Women have to go through much more pain then men. So yes, I think that he will recover just fine.........----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #34 June 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSo it sounds like that most men seem to recover fine. Fine is relatively subjective don't you think. Women have to go through much more pain then men. So yes, I think that he will recover just fine......... Get video - that way everytime he gets out of line - you can show the video - it will humble him out QUITE a bit. Or you could threaten to post it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #35 June 23, 2006 IF YOU FOLLOW THE DOCTORD INSTRUCTIONS. its not a big deal. have it done on friday and go home with an ice pack and a six pack return to normal by monday. rush it and your sack swells up the size of a softball and HURTS. RELAX THE WEEKEND,NO LIFTING,RUNNING,JUMPING ETC. THEN MONDAY TAKE IT EASY. ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #36 June 23, 2006 give him a home made one kick in the nuts and repeat Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #37 June 23, 2006 QuoteIF YOU FOLLOW THE DOCTORD INSTRUCTIONS. its not a big deal. have it done on friday and go home with an ice pack and a six pack return to normal by monday. rush it and your sack swells up the size of a softball and HURTS. RELAX THE WEEKEND,NO LIFTING,RUNNING,JUMPING ETC. THEN MONDAY TAKE IT EASY. .. A 6 pack? C'mon man, you know Lee! He'd need at LEAST a 12 pack just to get started! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #38 June 23, 2006 Quotegive him a home made one kick in the nuts and repeat RedNeck English fellow walks into the doctors office asking for a Vasectomy. He ass the doctor how much and the doctor says three thousand dollars. Well the guy didn't have the money, so he asked if there was a bargain plan. The doctor said yes, and that for 20 bucks he could fix him right up. 20 BUCKS! WOW, the guy said, and handed the 20 note to the doc. The doc handed the guy a 12 pack of cheap beer and an M80, and instructions that went like this: Step One - drink all of the 12 beers all in one sitting Step Two - Hold last beer can in one hand. Step three - light M80 and drop into open can and Count to Ten So he does as he is told . Drinks the beer, He lights the M80, He counts on his left hand . . . One, Two, Three, Four, Five, . . . . then he ran out of fingers, put the can between his legs and continued counting . . . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #39 June 23, 2006 Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #40 June 23, 2006 Quotegive him a home made one kick in the nuts and repeat I have already tried that and it did not work........ -- Ya he will need more than a 12 pack to get started........----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 June 23, 2006 QuoteQuotegive him a home made one kick in the nuts and repeat I have already tried that and it did not work........ -- Ya he will need more than a 12 pack to get started........I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #42 June 23, 2006 Ok, I just talked to Lee and his actually working for a living right now. He says screw all you and he will get pincheck, micro, and turtle back when he gets near a computer....... I think he is having computer withdrawls.....----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #43 June 23, 2006 Quote . . . pincheck, micro, and turtle back when he gets near a computer....... Somewhere in the conversatin that you were/are having with Skinny - I believe wholeheartedly that we are now "Cunts"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #44 June 23, 2006 QuoteQuote . . . pincheck, micro, and turtle back when he gets near a computer....... Somewhere in the conversatin that you were/are having with Skinny - I believe wholeheartedly that we are now "Cunts" ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #45 June 23, 2006 right i am back you fucktards. Only problem with your joke turtle is in england we use pounds not dollars you idiot pincheck, with your looks, you should of had a vasectyomy at birth. As for micro dick what can i say. Just because your a religious nuthead that keeps popping out kids. If i had one its getting ups 'd Overnight to your househttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #46 June 23, 2006 Quoteright i am back you fucktards. Only problem with your joke turtle is in england we use pounds not dollars you idiot pincheck, with your looks, you should of had a vasectyomy at birth. As for micro dick what can i say. Just because your a religious nuthead that keeps popping out kids. If i had one its getting ups 'd Overnight to your house that's fair enough... if you manage A) to FIND your dick over that fat gut of yours and B) to actually figure out how to put it INTO your lovely wife (who I just adore!) and THEN actually inpregnate her (how do you know you aren't already shooting blanks?), then by all means, UPS that little wanker to me... the little bugger would fair much better being raised by me than by a wide boy like yourself! Hell, the poor little thing would starve growing up w/ an eating machine like you around! love ya mate! Go ENGLAND!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #47 June 23, 2006 Quotehis actually working for a living right now You're not a very good liar, Brandy! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #48 June 23, 2006 The worst part about mine was the razor stubble. I was back in the saddle in 4 weeks.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #49 June 23, 2006 do you think it would be cheaper to take him to a vets or do they cut the balls off Brandy why not hire a personel trainer (russian bodybuilder) who can show you the proper technique also saves you from getting a sore leg from kicking Lee's nuts up and down the house all day you know i Love ya Lee Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #50 August 30, 2006 Ok, i have booked my appointment. September 26th. Made sure it was early in the week so i can jump at the week-end. getting the full out monty vasectomy. The Dr asked if i wanted sedating or to be knocked out. Knocked out all the way i say. So as soon as i wake i will be a jaffa! The price is only $200 with insurance. Not bad hey. That's a weeks worth of diapers. Money well spent. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
