skinnyshrek 0 #1 June 22, 2006 How long did it take those of you to recover? I am going to have on e soon and need to know. Thankshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 June 22, 2006 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1939391;search_string=%20Vasectomy;#1939391 Check this outDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 June 22, 2006 QuoteHow long did it take those of you to recover? One of the guys I used to work with Got one at 8:ooam and made it to work by Noon. He was a Mechanic.. We had a Vibratory Conveyor system go down (Moved Huge parts down a Conveyor by Vibrating).. Well He jumps up on the conveyor and we get it started back up.. You should have seen the look on his face when everything started Vibrating again!! LOL!!! He went home after that and too the next day off. In general.. It is not a big deal from what I hear.. Thinking of getting snipped myself. See if we can get a group discount!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 June 23, 2006 Why did you start 2 threads about this? I think 1 thread about your penis is enough for most of the people here. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #5 June 23, 2006 Lets do it no need to have little lees running around. Seriously, if the Dr gives me the shit well your too young blah blah blah i'll be like if the wife gets pregnant its either a bottle of vodka and a punch in the stomach OR i will get some women to call your wife adn tell her the kid is yours. Because you will be looking after the shithttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 June 23, 2006 Done on Friday, and had one weekendon the couch, jumping the next weekendYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #7 June 23, 2006 QuoteWhy did you start 2 threads about this? I think 1 thread about your penis is enough for most of the people here. You know it baby I want it from a guys point of view. Heard so many bad stories about this i'm SKEERED And andrea don't be mad because you cant have my love child. There are plenty of women in your same situationhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #8 June 23, 2006 i know we've joked about this, but in all seriousness, although reversal surgeries have improved, they're not anywhere near 100%, so if you do this, just be DAMNED sure you know that you NEVER EVER want to have kids EVER Forever is a long time. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miami 0 #9 June 23, 2006 You can read about it in the thread Broke linked, but basically I had it done Monday morning, made 5 jumps that Saturday, including a tandem. Actually just found out a couple days ago that there are officially no swimmers left.Miami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 June 23, 2006 QuoteAnd andrea don't be mad because you cant have my love child. There are plenty of women in your same situation You figured me out. I'm going to have to start a support group. Brandy...how do you deal with him every day? You are a saint! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #11 June 23, 2006 QuoteBrandy...how do you deal with him every day? You are a saint! You said that once about MY wife. You don't still think I'm as bad as Lee now, do you? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miami 0 #12 June 23, 2006 My urologist took out 15mm of each tube, cauterized both ends, then folded and clamped each end with titanium. There's no way I'm lettin anyone in there to try and fix all that stuff so I can have another kid...if I want one that bad I'll adopt!Miami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #13 June 23, 2006 so how exactly do they determine that? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #14 June 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnd andrea don't be mad because you cant have my love child. There are plenty of women in your same situation You figured me out. I'm going to have to start a support group. Brandy...how do you deal with him every day? You are a saint! I figured you out at hello baby You know i am no match for a scouserhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miami 0 #15 June 23, 2006 Rub one out in a cup and hand it to the poor airman sitting at the front desk of the lab.Miami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 June 23, 2006 so i am looking at about 3-5 days before i can lift again or at least sit on the mowerhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miami 0 #17 June 23, 2006 Really depends on the person I think...I was lifting my 35lb daughter right after the surgery, but I wouldn't try more than that. I'd be really wary about sitting on anything that vibrates for a while. You'll just have to see how you feel afterwards.Miami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #18 June 23, 2006 QuoteMy urologist took out 15mm of each tube, cauterized both ends, then folded and clamped each end with titanium. There's no way I'm lettin anyone in there to try and fix all that stuff so I can have another kid...if I want one that bad I'll adopt! OMG. My balls just receded into my abdomen. They're in there quivering w/ fear. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 June 23, 2006 QuoteReally depends on the person I think...I was lifting my 35lb daughter right after the surgery, but I wouldn't try more than that. I'd be really wary about sitting on anything that vibrates for a while. You'll just have to see how you feel afterwards. I rode my moto guzzi (read 300lb vibrator) 2 days after surgery no probs at all, just be weary where you position thingsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #20 June 23, 2006 oooo... moto guzzi nice! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #21 June 23, 2006 QuoteHow long did it take those of you to recover? I am going to have one soon and need to know. Two days. Listen to your doctor. I did not. I felt better 2 days later & decided to have sex with the wife. Ouch! It was a couple of weeks before I was comfortable on my bike.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 June 23, 2006 get this thread back up there this is serious shit....will i still get a great 9 inch boner.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #23 June 23, 2006 Quotei know we've joked about this, but in all seriousness, although reversal surgeries have improved, they're not anywhere near 100%, so if you do this, just be DAMNED sure you know that you NEVER EVER want to have kids EVER Forever is a long time. I talked to my doctor about this a few weeks ago. I'm old enough now that I'm almost sure I don't want any more kids, but I'd consider having one under the right circumstances. Anyhow, I asked about the possibility of putting some tadpoles on ice before having the procedure done and he wasn't particularly impressed with the idea. He wasn't positive, but he was pretty sure the two closest sperm banks limit their customers to those with testicular cancer or some other medical condition that's about to directly or indirectly cause sterility. Of course my doctor himself wasn't real enthused about performing the procedure on a guy who's not 100% sure, but he's also a friend of mine outside of his office and he knows that I understand the gravity of the decision, so he said he'd toss the idea around and get back to me. In the meantime, I've been planning on calling the repositories (150 and 250 miles away) to find out what their policies are, but my life's been kinda hectic lately and I haven't gotten around to it. I'll try to remember to do so tomorrow and post what I find out. It really sucks that us guys only have three viable options for birth control... abstinence (sucks) condoms (not very effective and they suck in a committed relationship) vasectomy (permanent and some risk of complications). There are some potential other methods currently testing in the UK, a pill, a shot, and something else...maybe a patch. But even if those prove effective, safe, and with mild side effects, I don't imagine they'll be available to men in the US anytime soon. Too bad such avenues weren't explored decades ago... I've been complaing about it since the lack of options first affected me. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #24 June 23, 2006 2 days to jumpin baby!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #25 June 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnd andrea don't be mad because you cant have my love child. There are plenty of women in your same situation You figured me out. I'm going to have to start a support group. Brandy...how do you deal with him every day? You are a saint! I just don't know. Lee and I are 100%positive that we do not want kids. It is just getting him to do it. I guess it will be in winter when he gets it done. He enjoys being a baby when he has surgery, he gets waited on hand and foot!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
