freeflir29 0 #1 September 24, 2006 OMG!!!!!!!!!!! My sides hurt. So.......we were bored and we put a WEEE bit of survival training into effect. We have these damn kittens that have been causing trouble around here. They dig in and spread our trash all over the neighborhood. We sit on the patio every night drinking beer. We set up a snare involving a couple of bungy cords connected to the yard gate. We tried to do it the traditional way where the animal has to trigger the snare. Too hard.........didn't work. So..........taking a clue from insurgents..........we made it "Command Detinated." Attached a piece of 550 cord to the rig so we could snare the little fuckers. OK..........I wasn't sure what was going to happen when the first one came up tonight. I was kind of worried. I wanted to scare the shit out of them but of course I didn't want to hurt the little kitties. The first one came up..........the trigger was pulled and WHAM.........the damn thing got LAUNCHED across the yard. Must have flown 20Ft!!!!! Ran off unharmed but pooping his drawers I am sure. I laughed so hard I thought my spleen was going to fall out. Even better...........the same cat came back 2 times more during the night. Damn he was dumb! I'll NEVER release the video to the public but you kids at the Farm are in for a treat when I get back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 September 24, 2006 If you didn't get video, it didn't happen."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 September 24, 2006 QuoteIf you didn't get video, it didn't happen. Oh I have several............it'll just NEVER be released. It's now classified as a "Black Op." It doesn't actually exist. Neither does this post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 September 24, 2006 I really hope your knee hurts ALOTYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #5 September 24, 2006 It's much more fun to grab'em by the tail, swing around like a Bolo and release."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 September 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf you didn't get video, it didn't happen. Oh I have several............it'll just NEVER be released. It's now classified as a "Black Op." It doesn't actually exist. Neither does this post. Did it look anything like this? http://rjdudley.com/media/squirrel_launcher.wmv"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 September 24, 2006 QuoteI really hope your knee hurts ALOT I'm telling you..........this is the FUNNIEST damn thing you have ever seen. I thought it would just catch a paw and then I could release him. Then.......the damn thing flew like 20+ Ft across the yard. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 September 24, 2006 QuoteDid it look anything like this? You fucking BASTARD............OMG my stomach hurts. Yes..........very similar! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #9 September 24, 2006 Instead of flinging it just carry it off in one of these Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 September 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteDid it look anything like this? You fucking BASTARD............OMG my stomach hurts. Yes..........very similar! ...or maybe more like this: http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-164.htm"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #11 September 24, 2006 QuoteOMG!!!!!!!!!!! My sides hurt. So.......we were bored and we put a WEEE bit of survival training into effect. We have these damn kittens that have been causing trouble around here. They dig in and spread our trash all over the neighborhood. We sit on the patio every night drinking beer. We set up a snare involving a couple of bungy cords connected to the yard gate. We tried to do it the traditional way where the animal has to trigger the snare. Too hard.........didn't work. So..........taking a clue from insurgents..........we made it "Command Detinated." Attached a piece of 550 cord to the rig so we could snare the little fuckers. OK..........I wasn't sure what was going to happen when the first one came up tonight. I was kind of worried. I wanted to scare the shit out of them but of course I didn't want to hurt the little kitties. The first one came up..........the trigger was pulled and WHAM.........the damn thing got LAUNCHED across the yard. Must have flown 20Ft!!!!! Ran off unharmed but pooping his drawers I am sure. I laughed so hard I thought my spleen was going to fall out. Even better...........the same cat came back 2 times more during the night. Damn he was dumb! I'll NEVER release the video to the public but you kids at the Farm are in for a treat when I get back. Karma's a bitch, dude... That's all..._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 September 24, 2006 OMG stop it.............the poll results are making me laugh so hard I am crying. Wait............is this cancelling out my post about saving the baby bird? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 September 24, 2006 QuoteKarma's a bitch, dude... That's all... Oh please.......we didn't hurt the kitty. Actually we have fed them a SHIT LOAD. Just a little drunken entertainment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 September 25, 2006 Totally uncool.. and I would be happy to fling any fucker I EVER catch abusing a cat. That is after I put a knee in his fucking nuts so hard he will think they are his tonsils. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SWATcop 0 #15 September 25, 2006 LOL. No such thing as "karma" and I hate cats.Kevin Muff Brother #4041 Team Dirty Sanchez #467 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 September 25, 2006 I like all animals. I still can't figure how the cat flinging occured. It was a bungee cord snare. Should have just caught his foot. Instead.........he somehow became airborne. I think the poll results speak for themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 September 25, 2006 Quote I think the poll results speak for themselves. I'd like to see all those that voted Yes, try doing it around those of us who voted noYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #18 September 25, 2006 QuoteTotally uncool.. and I would be happy to fling any fucker I EVER catch abusing a cat. That is after I put a knee in his fucking nuts so hard he will think they are his tonsils. ---------------------------------------------------------- hmmmm this just doesnt seem very ladylike. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #19 September 25, 2006 and you didn't manage to snipe it in mid-air ?? Set your balls on fire please scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 September 25, 2006 Quotehmmmm this just doesnt seem very ladylike. Well...........some people DO pay good money for treatment like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #21 September 25, 2006 QuoteQuotehmmmm this just doesnt seem very ladylike. Well...........some people DO pay good money for treatment like that. True. Not in my neighborhood though. :o) bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #22 September 25, 2006 Quotehmmmm this just doesnt seem very ladylike. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well...........some people DO pay good money for treatment like that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- True. Not in my neighborhood though. :o) I just have a VERY LOW Tolerance for people who abuse animals... I just feel they need similar treatment to what they are handing out to small helpless animals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #23 September 25, 2006 QuoteQuotehmmmm this just doesnt seem very ladylike. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well...........some people DO pay good money for treatment like that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- True. Not in my neighborhood though. :o) I just have a VERY LOW Tolerance for people who abuse animals... I just feel they need similar treatment to what they are handing out to small helpless animals. Agreed...on the same page here. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #24 September 25, 2006 When my dad got tired of his cat, he just had his wife throw it up in the air, and he shot it with his .38 linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #25 September 25, 2006 QuoteAgreed...on the same page here. I always had a great distrust of men who would mistreat a cat. Maybe its because they despise a cats independence ... as opposed to a dog or a woman who would slobber all over them... just to get the mens attention.. All in all I truely believe any man who would mistreat a cat is a PRIME candidate for mistreating his spouse and children. I grew up with a correlation to that, and have seen it more than jsut a few times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
