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ladyskydiver

Ladies, Is your man putting out?

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Thats some funny shit, she just asked if your nuts were scabby ...

Go NW Go NW .... your on a roll tonight



Dude posts a photo of his badly-shaved nuts a couple weeks ago... having had scrapes I can only assume they're scabby now.:D:D:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Man...you hit the nail on the ...uh...on the...uh...I was going to say "head" but we don't get as much of that as we want either...

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My man gets it as much as he wants.



Oh go blow Joe!:P

Chris



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Man...you hit the nail on the ...uh...on the...uh...I was going to say "head" but we don't get as much of that as we want either...

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My man gets it as much as he wants.



Oh go blow Joe!:P

Chris



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I'm the Great American Hero, dammit! Blow me!

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Gee, I wish I could have been a part of this thread last night but I was "busy".

As for the stats... I'm over 40 and have as much sex drive today as I did when I was 21. It's all about who your with. If you ladies are not "getting it" as much as you want remember, we men are aroused by visual stimulation (mostly). How do you look to us????????
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens

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If you ladies are not "getting it" as much as you want remember, we men are aroused by visual stimulation (mostly). How do you look to us????????



Or one might pose the question, how are you treating us to motivate us to look good for you? It's a two-way street.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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1. Some guys are looking for a shag right after getting home from work. It's not our fault if we're asleep when you finally get interested.

2. Razor or waxing--learn it, love it.

3. Odor matters. Consider a shower foreplay, not just that you're stinky. I'm stinky too.

4. Initiate things sometimes...A little aggression from the ladies will be repaid tenfold. No one likes a dead fish...

5. The first nut might not as long lived as the subsequent ones. Consider oral to take care of that fact.

6. Be a freak in bed.
Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

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if you aren't getting any from your man/husband then there has to be a reason for it!

it takes two to tango so if he isn't interested then make him. some girls are shit at sex and just grind thier leather clit in vane to try to get an orgasm and this is no fun for the guy.

try to make him feel sexy!
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix

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The social and legal systems are stacked against men, yet they are expected to support everyone else, or else.

Maybe they've just had enough of it all, and it's their way of quitting the program.

mh
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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