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eeneR

PSA: Long hair can be dangerous!!!

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I just came hauling through the Data Center, dragging a server along to its location. I turn my head to make sure the corner was clear and quickly turned my head back, a draft caught my hair, and at the same exact second I was taking a big deep breath it flew into my mouth.

Bwhahaha....I inhaled my own hair :o Yipes that sucked....

Thank god that it didnt get sucked into a server....Time for me to start wearing it back up again! :o

Now way in hell I am cutting my hair though ;)
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
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Yes, long hair is dangerous... I once got mine caught in a mixer... I was baking a cake and I turned my head to look at something, and my ponytail got caught in the mixer - pulled my head down into the bowl and then it stopped because my hair was all tangled in it. :D

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I once saw a TI brandishing the detached portion of a girls braid that got caught in a 3-Ring at deployment time.

A friend of mine saw what happened to a girl with long hair riding a tow rope at a ski area. Her hair got wrapped around the rope as she was letting go, and the safety device that was supposed to kill the power failed. She was picked up off her feet by her hair before the operator manually shut it off.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I get mine caught in the car window... I usually wear it back in a braid while at work. It gets in the way, but it's not long enough for me to donate it yet. :|

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Of course this post comes up when I am thinking... Do I want to cut my hair or leave it long? :ph34r::ph34r:



Depends... if you're a mom, you'd be better off cutting it short... kids grab hair and pull sometimes... :D
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Yes, long hair is dangerous... I once got mine caught in a mixer... I was baking a cake and I turned my head to look at something, and my ponytail got caught in the mixer - pulled my head down into the bowl and then it stopped because my hair was all tangled in it. :D

Got video????:D:D:DB|
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Depends... if you're a mom, you'd be better off cutting it short... kids grab hair and pull sometimes...



No children here!!! I will adore from a distance. Micro has enough now I don't feel guilty about not having any! :o:ph34r::ph34r:

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I love my long hair b/c it can be easily pulled back and manipulated into a million different buns, twists, ponys & craziness.

On rare occassion do I actually wear it down for that reason.:D

Oh, Lord...when you wear it down on a windy day or worse---someone blowing wind at you--that just sucks, pardon my french.:P
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Oh, Lord...when you wear it down on a windy day or worse---someone blowing wind at you--that just sucks, pardon my french.:P



What about when it escapes from the helmet in the wind tunnel? Arrrrggghhhh! There is no rat's nest quite like a 120 mph rat's nest. I have a friend who has started stuffing her hair in a swimming cap under the helmet because she was going bald trying to yank out all the knots.
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Bwhahaha....I inhaled my own hair Shocked Yipes that sucked....



At least it didn't get sucked into heavy machinery. Seen that happen too....Ewwww. It can scalp ya! :o

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Yes, long hair is dangerous... I once got mine caught in a mixer... I was baking a cake and I turned my head to look at something, and my ponytail got caught in the mixer - pulled my head down into the bowl and then it stopped because my hair was all tangled in it. :D

Got video????:D:D:DB|



This happened when I was about 11 years old, so if there is any "video," it would be on an 8mm reel. :D:|

Oh, and it wasn't actually painful or anything - just messy.

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What about when it escapes from the helmet in the wind tunnel? Arrrrggghhhh! There is no rat's nest quite like a 120 mph rat's nest. I have a friend who has started stuffing her hair in a swimming cap under the helmet because she was going bald trying to yank out all the knots.



SO true. Especially b/c when I first started going to the tunnel I didn't have my own helmet yet. So I wore theirs which had little holes in it and my hair always came out of the holes and I could never get the helmet off.:D

ARrrrgggh.>:(
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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The worst time for me was when my helmet blew off at 9000' [:/] That morning I was a bit rushed and didnt feel like putting my hair in the 10 rubberbands I normally do to keep it from going all over the place, just put it in 1 and threw my hair up in my helmet :S

Helmet blew off, some how contacts stayed in....45 min and a bottle of conditioner later got a brush threw it :S
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

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Ayyyyy yi yi.B|

I've had my hair yanked and pulled and all sorts of horrible things and I NEVER got used to it. I have a sensitive head.:)
I don't even bother trying to pick through my hair after riding with Billy on the Harley. I just throw it up in some ratty, crazy bun for the day and wait until my next shower to, as you said, pour a bottle of conditioner on my head, let it soak and then gently untangle with my fingers.:P
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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I used to have massive tangles from jumping and finally asked my older sister what to do about it. She recommended "creame rinse". Not having experience with such things, I went to the stores and looked all over for "creame rinse" and didn't find any.

Little did I know that they call it "conditioner" nowadays.
:D:D:D

Now, I do like you ladies do and put it up under my helmet with a hair tie and use "conditioner" to ease the tangle removal process.
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