SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 September 27, 2006 > EVER WONDER *Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? * Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? * Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? * Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? *Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? *Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? *Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? *Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? *Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? *When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? *Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? *Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? *You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? *Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? *Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? *If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? *If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #2 September 27, 2006 * Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? I can, and do.*When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Dogs; sometimes mistreated. Never buy Iams, for example.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #3 September 27, 2006 I wonder wonder wonder, who wrote the book of love......... ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #4 September 27, 2006 It's: Who, who, who who. Who wrote the book of love? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #5 September 27, 2006 No reason to get angry..... we need more love in this world.... ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #6 September 27, 2006 Why do reserves never go out of date on Monday. Why you still speed with your wipers going full blast on the way to the DZ. Why your wife wants to talk to you about your 4 year old sons college education the day your Parachutist or Skydiving arrives, just cant give you 15 minutes.Why the worst student comes back and the natural doesnt Why the weather goes to hell the weekend before the airplane payment is due. Just a few of my wonderings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #7 September 27, 2006 To be more precise... Monotones - Book Of Love Lyrics I wonder, wonder who, bi du du, who Who wrote the book of love Tell me, tell me, tell me Oh, who wrote the book of love I've got to know the answer Was it someone from above I wonder... I love you, darling Baby, you know I do But I've got to see this book of love And find out why it's true I wonder... Chapter One says to love her You love her with all your heart Chapter Two, you tell her You're never never never never ever gonna part In Chapter Three remember The meaning of romance In Chapter Four you break up But you give her just one more chance Oh, I wonder... Baby, baby, baby I love you, yes I do Well, it says so in this book of love Ours is the one that's true Oh, I wonder... Chapter One... Baby, baby, baby... I wonder, wonder who, bi du du, who Who wrote the book of love I wonder who (yeah) Who wrote the book of love --Davis, Malone, Patrick (c)Nom Music (BMI)What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #8 September 27, 2006 ever wonder when someone asks "a penny for your thoughts" and you throw in your .02....where the other penny goes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 September 27, 2006 Quote Why the worst student comes back and the natural doesnt Could be the bad ones like a good challenge."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #10 September 27, 2006 QuoteWhy the worst student comes back and the natural doesnt I believe some call that "heart". One can have heart but it tends to be for some things and not others.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #11 September 27, 2006 Quotebi du du, who So it's bi du du who instead of who-who who-who? Excellent!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 September 27, 2006 ...why women wear see-through blouses exposing all their cleavage and 3/4 of the boobs and then get pissed when men look? ...why Icon has NOT got laid yet? ...why you limp when your leg is stiff? ...why it's called sham"poo"? ...why I'm posting here? edited to add the one word that clarifies Icon's status.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #13 September 27, 2006 My only real wonder is where the hangers and extra socks go. I suspect there is a giant closet with tons of hangers with socks draped over them, but I've not quite figured out where that closet is... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #14 September 27, 2006 Your too funny!! Missed you last weekend! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #15 September 27, 2006 I've seen where the socks go and it's not pretty. I don't loose hangers, though--I'm wood-hanger obsessed. >Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #16 September 27, 2006 um... no... no I don't... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
