W at school

[steveorino 7]

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President George W. Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little good press.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. President Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

steveOrino

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"Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

And the POTUS responded, "First, because the UN can kiss our ass. They don't have any power, so they can just shut the hell up.

"Second, because the rules don't go by popular vote. The Baltimore Raven won a Super Bowl the same year that their offense played a few games without scoring a touchdown. Points scored doesn't determine a winner - it's who wins and loses by the rules.

"Third - Osama bin Laden - we don't know. But he isn't bothering us much right now.

"Fourth - Ask your parents why they don't have you on health insurance. IF they don't, ask them why they thought the new Escalade was more important than your health. By the way, Gore and Clinton had 8 years to do it, but even they thought it was stupid. And about gay marriage, hey, I gotta say SOMETHING to keep in the press.

"Fifth - Ask the principal why the bell rang.

"Sixth - (speaking to his head of security) I've been informed that Stanley has just left school for the day - he's just been given "The Stanley Hour" on MSNBC, where he'll be offering commentary on the news of the day. MSNBC needs a ratings gimmick."

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