Zep 0 #1 September 27, 2006 Get home from work, wifes cooking the dinner and I as usual pick at what ever she's got on the work surface, berfore she could say "NO" I'd suffed in my mouth what I thought was a piece of salad red pepper, OMG it was a slice of HABANERO now I'm on fire, I've eaten a whole cucumber an 3 yogherts an I'm still burning Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #2 September 27, 2006 Bread works better to cool it off...What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #3 September 27, 2006 Try milk"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #4 September 27, 2006 Thanks I'll try it, in fact at the moment I'll try anything Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 September 27, 2006 The good news is that the mouth burning isn't even that bad. Wait about 8 hours and you'll know what I mean. Oh, did I say the GOOD news? Sorry, I meant the "hilarious" news. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #6 September 27, 2006 try hot tea.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 September 27, 2006 Quote Thanks I'll try it, in fact at the moment I'll try anything try rubbing another slice of it in your eye. It will make you forget about the burning in you mouth in no time.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #8 September 27, 2006 Weak! I grow peppers, including habaneros. Delish! When I was little I'd eat raw jalapenos just to see my stepmom cry as she watched. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #9 September 27, 2006 If you need more habanero's, I still have a whole bush size plant full of them in what remains of the vegetable garden. The plant was labeled banana peppers when we bought it.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #10 September 27, 2006 QuoteWeak! I grow peppers, including habaneros. Delish! When I was little I'd eat raw jalapenos just to see my stepmom cry as she watched. It took a gurl to say it....... suck it up and eat another one cupcake.....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #11 September 27, 2006 OOH! I gotta try that one! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #12 September 27, 2006 QuoteThe good news is that the mouth burning isn't even that bad. Wait about 8 hours and you'll know what I mean. Oh, did I say the GOOD news? Sorry, I meant the "hilarious" news. Oh shit Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 September 27, 2006 Try drinking a raw egg mixed with tabasco, milk and chocolate syrup. (I wonder what other crazy crap we can get him to eat/drink to "fix" his problem)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #14 September 27, 2006 You have a bush full of habaneros? That's fantastic! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 September 27, 2006 Thats one hot bush!!! .... I wonder where my mind is I first spelled bush like busch beer....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #16 September 27, 2006 QuoteThats one hot bush!!! I was thinking he took the phrase "fire crotch" way too seriously.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #17 September 27, 2006 QuoteQuote Thanks I'll try it, in fact at the moment I'll try anything try rubbing another slice of it in your eye. It will make you forget about the burning in you mouth in no time. Ha Ha Ha, I once accidently (without thinking) rubbed my eyes whilst peeling fresh horseradish, Thank god it isn't possible to remember pain Remester the sadistic greenie, Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #18 September 27, 2006 Like this? ****SFW**** FOCKERSBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #19 September 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteThats one hot bush!!! I was thinking he took the phrase "fire crotch" way too seriously. Damn, that reminds me of the scene of the football players with the "loaded" jock straps in Revenge Of The Nerds.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #20 September 27, 2006 QuoteTry drinking a raw egg mixed with tabasco, milk and chocolate syrup. (I wonder what other crazy crap we can get him to eat/drink to "fix" his problem) I lived awhile in Sri Lanka an eat quite a bit at the resturant in the botanical gardens in Colombo (capital) eating real hot currys, well I learned from them that cucumber or soured milk is the best way to neutarlise the burning sensation. I also learned that drinking Guiness an eating peanuts with a real hot curry the next day you could pebble dash a wall a nice shade of brown Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 September 27, 2006 QuoteI also learned that drinking Guiness an eating peanuts with a real hot curry the next day you could pebble dash a wall a nice shade of brown HA! Now that's funny.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
