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ntrprnr

Because I'm God's Bitch, that's why.

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Remember how I shaved my head yesterday?

Guess who got a call this evening to be a guest on tomorrow night's O'Reilly Factor on Fox News channel?

The duplex penthouse Apartment I'm getting when I get to Heaven as payment for being God's Practical Joke is going to be SO DOPE.

>:([:/]
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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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Get a henna swastika on your bicep and you'll fit right in on Fox News.

/ Stereotyping. That channel scares me.




Agreed - that channel scares the shit out of me, too - but I'm not going on as a pundit - but rather, an a marketing expert. It's a good chance to pimp the book.
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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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Wear a baseball cap with your logo if you are so ashamed of shaving your melon.

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Not ashamed at all. Just a new experience for me. Low self esteem, remember? :)

*This post in no way should be construed as my saying that my self esteem is better or worse than anyone else's, nor should it be thought of that I'm trying to boast how great my self esteem is. Because it isn't.

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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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Agreed - that channel scares the shit out of me, too - but I'm not going on as a pundit - but rather, an a marketing expert. It's a good chance to pimp the book.

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You're a stronger man than I, Peter. I'm not sure I'd be able to resist the urge to choke the living shit out of him.
BTW. Welcome to the shaved head club. Check out www.headblade.com Their head shaving razor is awesome. Been using it for 3 years, never a nick or cut.
Looking forward to seeing the O'Reilly Factor tonight. (Never thought I'd say those words)

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A lot of men have that style of haircut. Only you and your friends will notice the difference. Relax! :)
What time is the show on?
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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The makeup folks will make sure that it looks great. That's their job -- let them do it. If your head is a vastly different color from your face it'll look a little funny -- you can ask about that. Otherwise, it's great. It's deliberate, you did it on purpose, so wear it that way.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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*This post in no way should be construed as my saying that my self esteem is better or worse than anyone else's, nor should it be thought of that I'm trying to boast how great my self esteem is. Because it isn't.

This disclaimer doesn't make any sense... :D:D:P

and for the record Peter you're not God's Bitch... I am!!! :P:D:D

oh and break a leg on the show.. I'm sure you'll do great... :)
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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You are really all over the place these days. I saw you quoted in last friday's journal about internet dating.

Good luck on the show



Thanks. Yeah, Ellen from the Journal is a friend and a spectacular reporter. She called me and was like, "I'm doing this story, you've GOT to have an opinion on this." She's so cool.
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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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When's the date. Everyone on DZ.com will pretend to be watching, so the girls will be checking you out. Just be confident bro, and the rest is all downhill. Kindalike getting out the door.
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