kelel01 1 #101 September 28, 2006 Well, I should warn you, I don't make a good cum dumpster. I'm not on birth control. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #102 September 28, 2006 QuoteQuotefinding a cum dumpster to relieve some tension with wouldn't hurt WTF~!? g What's wrong with tension relief?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #103 September 28, 2006 QuoteHello, satan? Yeah, it's me again. Listen, I just got some really bad news, and I was wondering if I could go ahead and join you sooner than we'd planned.....Excellent, see you in a minute. I'll take that as a groveling "i'm sorry" and unblock you now. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #104 September 28, 2006 Uhhh Oh!! Looks like Kele found Craigs list.- casual encounters If you see the Ad for "Devastatingly Handsome, Incredibly Well Hung SWM seeking Hot Young female playmate for NSA mad passionate monkey love"... Uhhh.. it is NOT me, I swear!! But go ahead and send them a couple pictures anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #105 September 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotefinding a cum dumpster to relieve some tension with wouldn't hurt WTF~!? g What's wrong with tension relief? Nothing is wrong with tension relief... it was the choice of words! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #106 September 28, 2006 Quotemephistopholes That's Mephistopheles! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #107 September 28, 2006 Quote I love it when she warms up her speculum for me. She said I was the only one . . . I really need some tension relief now. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #108 September 28, 2006 QuoteQuotemephistopholes Mephistopheles! hey, i was spellin it quickly and on the fly. I'm surprised I only got one letter wrong! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #109 September 28, 2006 QuoteWell, I should warn you, I don't make a good cum dumpster. I'm not on birth control. That's ok. I'm guessing you have a couple infertile orifices. Plus, my acceptable risk levels only go far enough to include low pulls and (until recently) smoking. I'm way too much of a pussy to engage in unprotected sex. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #110 September 28, 2006 Um, like, you totally didn't capitalize either. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #111 September 28, 2006 QuoteI'm guessing you have a couple infertile orifices. Ack! Of course you're right, but I'm so innocent, those things don't even occur to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #112 September 28, 2006 QuoteWell, I should warn you, I don't make a good cum dumpster. I'm not on birth control. I have never heard of an oral pregnancy. and Gia . . . What is wrong with cumdumpsters? Everyone has a place and a purpose in this world. That is not very PC of you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #113 September 28, 2006 Quoteand Gia . . . What is wrong with cumdumpsters? Everyone has a place and a purpose in this world. That is not very PC of you. I suppose if the girl doesn't mind being called a cumdumpster have at it! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #114 September 28, 2006 QuoteWhat is wrong with cumdumpsters? Certainly Virginia is no dumpster but rather a housing garage for her favorite vehicle.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #115 September 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteand Gia . . . What is wrong with cumdumpsters? Everyone has a place and a purpose in this world. That is not very PC of you. I suppose if the girl doesn't mind being called a cumdumpster have at it! g I didn't call anyone a CD. I can't actually think of anyone that I would - wait - yes I can, but that's a WHOLE different story.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #116 September 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat is wrong with cumdumpsters? Certainly Virginia is no dumpster but rather a housing garage for her favorite vehicle. See, Turtle... Now that is a very PC way to put it! HA!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #117 September 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat is wrong with cumdumpsters? Certainly Virginia is no dumpster but rather a housing garage for her favorite vehicle. So . . . if the V is the dumpster . . . what is the recycling bin?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #118 September 28, 2006 QuoteUm, like, you totally didn't capitalize either. Yeah, I'm totally not giving the devil his due, am I? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #119 September 28, 2006 Quote Certainly Virginia is no dumpster but rather a housing garage for her favorite vehicle. Housing? How do you guys walk around like that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #120 September 28, 2006 Quotewhat is the recycling bin? My guess would be your one-trick balogna pony, Turtle.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #121 September 28, 2006 QuoteQuotewhat is the recycling bin? My guess would be your one-trick balogna pony, Turtle. Silly me - I was thinking more along the lines of 2.5' strait up from the dumpster.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #122 September 28, 2006 Yeah, but why wait for the recycling truck to come and take it away when you can just deposit it at the facility yourself? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #123 September 28, 2006 QuoteSilly me - I was thinking more along the lines of 2.5' strait up from the dumpster I'm confused about this dumpster you keep talking about. If you're referring to Virgina, however, she has no such bin which you describe.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #124 September 28, 2006 QuoteYeah, but why wait for the recycling truck to come and take it away when you can just deposit it at the facility yourself? It's all about the $$$ for you isn't it? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #125 September 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteYeah, but why wait for the recycling truck to come and take it away when you can just deposit it at the facility yourself? It's all about the $$$ for you isn't it? Protein - Let's all recycle now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
