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Andy_Copland

Scoop has a fetish

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Well you see he was showing off his brand new rig at the fairground when this bitch in burberry baseball cap with huge gold plated earings came up to him

"Thats a parachute innit mate, lets 'ave a look"

Scoop sensed his opportunity and calmly put his gatorz on while proceeding to put a smoke between his ultra cool lips.

He explained how he knocks on deaths door and unlike every other skydiver who just runs away he told her how he regularly makes death HIS bitch with a swift kick to his boney bollocks.

"Fuckin' 'ell geez, thats proper sweet. How far back up do you go once you pull your thingy?"

This went on for a good 30 minutes before Scoop came out with his "Wanna do a 2-way?" It was like a chinese new year, sparks flew.

He got the girl, caught an STD and got his arse beat by a guy with no shirt for touching his sister.

Edit: If anyone goes to a fairground in the near future and finds a blue wings container being sold by a dodgy looking bloke picking scabs off his chest please PM Scoop
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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He got the girl, caught an STD and got his arse beat by a guy with no shirt for touching his sister.



I knew there was some British humuor(sp?:P) involved here somehow. I'll never forget the first time I heard an "OY!". I'm in a public square somewhere in England with the Scottish 8 way team. Some nasty looking guy, with no shirt, was going after some other fellow. Asked one of my guys, WTF is OY? It translates to "Hey You", but you have to hear an English person describe it, otherwise, it doesn't work out to "Hey You"!. :D:D:D
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..dude, its your sister... in your room :ph34r:



Scoop now you just got to sort yourself out with some decent wheels to attract the birds mate...(see attachment)
When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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