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Get the sand out of your vagina:D



How?:|



Oh! Ask Gia! I got to watch her do that at Star Farms.
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Get the sand out of your vagina:D



How?:|



Oh! Ask Gia! I got to watch her do that at Star Farms.



Are we talking high pressure water jetting?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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No, definitely lower pressure. She'll have to tell you - I gotta head over to the client's office now.
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Get the sand out of your vagina:D



How?:|



not you in particular, but yes that is the qustion. How can we get everyone to get the sand out of their vagina?:ph34r:



Do they make a sand remover?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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How can we get everyone to get the sand out of their vagina?



It would take a lot of $$$ b/c as long as I leave it there I will one day produce a beautiful pearl necklace.:P



and here come the clam jokes.

or is it oysters?:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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How can we get everyone to get the sand out of their vagina?



It would take a lot of $$$ b/c as long as I leave it there I will one day produce a beautiful pearl necklace.:P

so your vagina produces Nacre....that's wierd
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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It's oysters; which in some cultures are believed to be aphrodisiacs.B|



Show us your culture and we'll all chime in with an opinion.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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so your vagina produces Nacre....that's wierd



My Virginia is capable of many incredible things.:P



You have a virginian too?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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so your vagina produces Nacre....that's wierd



My Virginia is capable of many incredible things.:P

and making small irritations into bigger irritations seems to be one of them:D:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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How's yours doing?

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so your vagina produces Nacre....that's wierd



My Virginia is capable of many incredible things.:P

and making small irritations into bigger irritations seems to be one of them:D:D:D




Sigh -

friction burns are good Mmmmmkayyyy
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Bwwwaah. Ha. [:/]

Keep trying, Squeak. One of these days, I know you'll bust a funny.

:P



Question is . . . what is it that he has that is an irritation that can get bigger?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I've always imagined it would be irritating walking around with that thing all the time; thinking for you, getting caught in the zipper, rising to occassions which call for no ovation, being all sensitive to the cold & stuff.:S

:P
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I've always imagined it would be irritating walking around with that thing all the time; thinking for you, getting caught in the zipper, rising to occassions which call for no ovation, being all sensitive to the cold & stuff.:S

:P



Irritating - hmmm - no not really -

Say! How did this vaginal thread go from vaginal to penile?

Put it back where it was!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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