livendive 8 #1 September 28, 2006 I'm going crazy here, and tonight is my Friday night. Which of the above would be a less stupid way to spend my evening? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 September 28, 2006 What's wrong with a bubble-bath and a little Dave time? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidST 0 #3 September 28, 2006 Can't ya do both?? I mean really they seem to go hand in hand. especially if you add drinking till you can't remember your own name. As a general rule, the better it felt when you said it, the more trouble it's going to get you into. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #4 September 28, 2006 QuoteWhat's wrong with a bubble-bath and a little Dave time? I said LESS dumb! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 September 28, 2006 I'm sending you a pocket pussy in the mail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 September 28, 2006 QuoteFind some woman who doesn't want to be respected tonight, much less in the morning You mean like a sorority girl?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeppo 0 #7 September 28, 2006 I agree with dave...just remember...if you want a little morning action after that much drinking... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2444206;search_string=jade;#2444206What goes up, must come DOWN!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 September 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat's wrong with a bubble-bath and a little Dave time? I said LESS dumb! Blues, Dave Doh! On the Dumb->Dumbest scale, it's Smokes, Sluts, THEN Mr. Bubble. Sorry, got a little dyslexic there. Won't happen again. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 September 28, 2006 QuoteI'm sending you a pocket pussy in the mail. Custom-molded for that personalized touch? Can you handle, say, 4 hour shipping? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 September 28, 2006 Yep. Lemme just get my quick-drying flubber goo and my rocket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 September 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteFind some woman who doesn't want to be respected tonight, much less in the morning You mean like a sorority girl?? That'd work. Young, dumb, and (eventually) full of cum. Over 36 hours now...I'm halfway to reaching Day 4. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 September 28, 2006 Congratz man. I really do hope you make it. Day 4 sucked (Atleast for me it did) but I hear past that it gets easier. Good luck on Both your missions.. Quitting and Getting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #13 September 28, 2006 oooooh, I know something REALLY dumb, but it'd probably just get you into a lot of trouble. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #14 September 28, 2006 QuoteYep. Lemme just get my quick-drying flubber goo and my rocket. Excellent! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 September 28, 2006 Quoteoooooh, I know something REALLY dumb, but it'd probably just get you into a lot of trouble. It'd get ME in a lot of trouble? I'm intrigued! ) Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amyfiske 0 #16 September 28, 2006 Something tells me you will end up face down drunk in front of your television, surrounded by empty wine bottles.... but if you are able to encorperate some tail that doesn't require a paper bag over the head, go for it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 September 28, 2006 QuoteSomething tells me you will end up face down drunk in front of your television, surrounded by empty wine bottles.... This is probably an accurate assumption....if he takes the ambien it's usually very entertaining for DD's! C`mon Dave, make it a wine and ambien night and entertain the rest of us!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 September 28, 2006 QuoteSomething tells me you will end up face down drunk in front of your television, surrounded by empty wine bottles.... but if you are able to encorperate some tail that doesn't require a paper bag over the head, go for it! Paper bags are over-rated, and unnecessary given 1) sufficient alcohol, 2) a total lack of light in her room, 3) an absolute commitment to never seeing her again, and 4) confidence that she won't be seen by any of my friends. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #19 September 28, 2006 Quote C`mon Dave, make it a wine and ambien night and entertain the rest of us!!!! That won't get me laid OR get rid of this overwhelming urge to smoke! NEXT! (I'll consider it ) Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 October 2, 2006 QuoteCongratz man. I really do hope you make it. Day 4 sucked (Atleast for me it did) but I hear past that it gets easier. Good luck on Both your missions.. Quitting and Getting. Well, I didn't get any, but I'm only a couple hours away from having 5 days in the books. I bummed a smoke off a camera guy at the dz Saturday night, but stashed it away kept stalling on smoking it. Tonight I gave it back to him, unlit, when he was out of cigarettes. I wish I had a slut handy so I could reward myself for my non-smoking achievements! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #21 October 2, 2006 Do you still have both hands? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #22 October 2, 2006 QuoteDo you still have both hands? Yeah, but that's about as rewarding as brushing my teeth. It's a daily activity, not a treat to be enjoyed. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 October 2, 2006 QuoteI bummed a smoke off a camera guy at the dz Saturday night, but stashed it away kept stalling on smoking it. That's how my mom quit. In 1972, she put her last pack of cigarettes away and just figured she'd see how long she could go without smoking it. That pack was stashed away for years and years - I remember her showing it to me when I was a teenager (by then it was mostly symbolic since she'd been a confirmed non-smoker for so long). Keep on keepin' on, Dave. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #24 October 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteI bummed a smoke off a camera guy at the dz Saturday night, but stashed it away kept stalling on smoking it. That's how my mom quit. In 1972, she put her last pack of cigarettes away and just figured she'd see how long she could go without smoking it. That pack was stashed away for years and years - I remember her showing it to me when I was a teenager (by then it was mostly symbolic since she'd been a confirmed non-smoker for so long). Keep on keepin' on, Dave. My grandpa quit in a similar manner, halfway through a pack of cigarettes. He carried that half pack around in his shirt pocket for 6 months, just in case he changed his mind. Then, one morning, he walked down stairs, sat in his chair, and absent-mindedly lit a cigarette just as he had for decades. One puff later, he was coughing like crazy and bewildered over why he'd lit it. He was then convinced that he really was done and he threw the rest of that cigarette (and pack) away. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #25 October 2, 2006 You go, Dave. Don't let that little stick of vegetable matter kick you ass anymore!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
