funks 1 #1 October 2, 2006 The bird was run over and nursed back to health. Can you believe some dude showed up at his front step and claimed it was his? My nephew has been in tears for days now. What the hell can I do to make him feel better? Poor guy wont stop crying, he is devastated. I swear, there will be hell to pay if I ever find out who this guy is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 October 2, 2006 LMAO You Sir are a butthead.... In a good way Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #3 October 2, 2006 QuoteThe bird was run over and nursed back to health. Can you believe some dude showed up at his front step and claimed it was his? My nephew has been in tears for days now. What the hell can I do to make him feel better? Poor guy wont stop crying, he is devastated. I swear, there will be hell to pay if I ever find out who this guy is! HAHAHAHAHHA! I'd kick his ass. Thats what I'd do. Or trade off some shitty bird spray painted green Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 October 2, 2006 Tell the nephew that it doesn't matter because he can't see the bird anyway. edited to add: Cook a Cornish game hen, serve it to the nephew and when he's almost done eating it, ask him how he likes the taste of parrot! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #5 October 2, 2006 QuoteTell the nephew that it doesn't matter because he can't see the bird anyway. Unless the original post was a joke, that was mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #6 October 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteTell the nephew that it doesn't matter because he can't see the bird anyway. Unless the original post was a joke, that was mean. No. It wasn't a joke. And you are right. That was just downright mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 October 2, 2006 Your a wanker too 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 October 2, 2006 QuoteUnless the original post was a joke, that was mean. Aw, cheer up! A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around." Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #9 October 2, 2006 Quote A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around." HAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 October 2, 2006 Reminds me of the scene in Dumb and Dumber. Pretty bird, pretty bird, such a pretty bird. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #11 October 2, 2006 Okay, and I get the original post was a joke, too. Thanks for the link to the original thread. You're on a roll today, Walt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 October 2, 2006 Quote I swear, there will be hell to pay if I ever find out who this guy is!Try a coupla swift jabs to the ribs. He'll feel your pain."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #13 October 2, 2006 Can always count on skydivers to be....to be.......well to be complete arses 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #14 October 2, 2006 QuoteCan always count on skydivers to be....to be.......well to be complete arses Hey no probs, we're all here for you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 October 2, 2006 QuotePretty bird, pretty bird, such a pretty bird. "We got no girls............we got no jobs...........OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!!!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #16 October 2, 2006 QuoteThe bird was run over and nursed back to health. Can you believe some dude showed up at his front step and claimed it was his? My nephew has been in tears for days now. What the hell can I do to make him feel better? Poor guy wont stop crying, he is devastated. I swear, there will be hell to pay if I ever find out who this guy is! It sounds like the lad needs a BJ *hint hint* you've got to know someone....."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 October 3, 2006 Quoteyou've got to know someone..... He knows AT LEAST one......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #18 October 3, 2006 You are open minded. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 October 3, 2006 QuoteYou are open minded. Got $36M? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
