goofyjumper 0 #1 October 2, 2006 since Skinnyshrek and I tied the knot. Yes 2 years when all of our friends yelled out Him him FUCK him! And Her Her FUCK her! In front of family........ What should I get him today?----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #2 October 2, 2006 You poor, poor pitiful girl. I don't know how you can stand it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #3 October 2, 2006 Congrats Brandi (y?), you two make a great couple... you certainly a good to help keep that sooty bastard in line!!! SOMEONE has to do it!!! Congrats you two! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 October 2, 2006 QuoteWhat should I get him today? Normally I would suggest a Blow Job, How ever An Ice pack for his Nuts would be more appropriate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 October 2, 2006 Congrats and here's to many more years of happiness! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #6 October 2, 2006 QuoteYou poor, poor pitiful girl. I don't know how you can stand it! One day at a time........----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 October 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou poor, poor pitiful girl. I don't know how you can stand it! One day at a time........ considering what you have to put up w/ her BETTER be giving you the moon for your anniversary. if he just buys you a case of heineken and then drinks most of it himself, we'll all come and kick him in the nads. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 October 2, 2006 QuoteBETTER be giving you the moon for your anniversary Dont do that to that poor girl. She has to put up with enough!! Now you know Lee is going to running around all Day with his FAT ass out "Giving her the Moon". cause Micro said to do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #9 October 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat should I get him today? Normally I would suggest a Blow Job, How ever An Ice pack for his Nuts would be more appropriate. Maybe I will put ice in my mouth............. I am sure he would like that........----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivegirl 0 #10 October 2, 2006 Happy Anniversary!!! Pink Mafia Sis #26 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 October 2, 2006 Quotehe BETTER be giving you the moon for your anniversary. He already got spayed for her.........What the hell else could she ask for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #12 October 2, 2006 Now you can all see why i have aged so much the past 2 yearshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #13 October 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteBETTER be giving you the moon for your anniversary Dont do that to that poor girl. She has to put up with enough!! Now you know Lee is going to running around all Day with his FAT ass out "Giving her the Moon". cause Micro said to do it. Whoops... I didn't even think about how literal Lee is... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #14 October 2, 2006 QuoteYes 2 years when all of our friends yelled out Him him FUCK him! And Her Her FUCK her! In front of family Thats Brilliant! Congrats!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 October 2, 2006 WAIT. TIME OUT. HOLD ON FOR A GODDAMNSECOND. Skinny shrek is hetro?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 October 2, 2006 QuoteWAIT. TIME OUT. HOLD ON FOR A GODDAMNSECOND. Skinny shrek is hetro? Its cover up. I would be getting my nuts in tonight but me being a dumb fuck deceided to make a few jumps this week-end against DR's orders. Now the balls are swelled a little. For some reason i thought the harness would not cause any problemshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #17 October 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteWAIT. TIME OUT. HOLD ON FOR A GODDAMNSECOND. Skinny shrek is hetro? Its cover up. I would be getting my nuts in tonight but me being a dumb fuck deceided to make a few jumps this week-end against DR's orders. Now the balls are swelled a little. For some reason i thought the harness would not cause any problems You dumb fuck, you were SUPPOSED to jump W/O using the leg straps!! Besides, since it's really about HER putting up w/ YOU, you can just go diving on her and forgo getting you nuts off for a change. Sorry about the nads tho' I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #18 October 2, 2006 me too no biggie. I wasn't planning on jumping but the fat china man was stuck for video guys so, i'm not one to say no especially food. By the 5th jump my plums were starting to feel the pinch a little.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #19 October 2, 2006 Thanks for sharing more than I ever wanted to know about your balls. Congrats to both of you! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #20 October 2, 2006 QuoteNow you can all see why i have aged so much the past 2 years Now, everyone here knows you and knows that it is me that has aged...... You have it well, hot dinners everynight and me cleaning up after you. What more could a sloppy Ogre ask for!?----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #21 October 2, 2006 Quoteme too no biggie. I wasn't planning on jumping but the fat china man was stuck for video guys so, i'm not one to say no especially food. By the 5th jump my plums were starting to feel the pinch a little. You're just so giving to Hans... he doesn't just how good he has it w/ a video flier like you, does he!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 October 2, 2006 Quotehow good he has it w/ a video flier like you, does he!! Well...........at least the customers don't know any better. Congrats you two! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #23 October 2, 2006 QuoteQuotehow good he has it w/ a video flier like you, does he!! Well...........at least the customers don't know any better. Congrats you two! Clay, you're pretty good at reading into my sarcasm! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #24 October 2, 2006 QuoteClay, you're pretty good at reading into my sarcasm! I have a PHD in sarcasm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #25 October 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteClay, you're pretty good at reading into my sarcasm! I have a PHD in sarcasm. PHD stands for Pretty Huge Dick... are you sure you have one of those? I had to quit two different dissertations... they just wouldn't let me finish! Micro w/ a PhD... how absurd, they said! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
micro 0 #23 October 2, 2006 QuoteQuotehow good he has it w/ a video flier like you, does he!! Well...........at least the customers don't know any better. Congrats you two! Clay, you're pretty good at reading into my sarcasm! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 October 2, 2006 QuoteClay, you're pretty good at reading into my sarcasm! I have a PHD in sarcasm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #25 October 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteClay, you're pretty good at reading into my sarcasm! I have a PHD in sarcasm. PHD stands for Pretty Huge Dick... are you sure you have one of those? I had to quit two different dissertations... they just wouldn't let me finish! Micro w/ a PhD... how absurd, they said! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites