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goofyjumper

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You poor, poor pitiful girl. I don't know how you can stand it!:P



One day at a time........:)



considering what you have to put up w/ her BETTER be giving you the moon for your anniversary.

if he just buys you a case of heineken and then drinks most of it himself, we'll all come and kick him in the nads. >:(:D

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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What should I get him today?



Normally I would suggest a Blow Job, How ever An Ice pack for his Nuts would be more appropriate.



Maybe I will put ice in my mouth.............:P
I am sure he would like that........:D:D
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I love and Miss you so much Honey!
Orfun #3 ~ Darla

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BETTER be giving you the moon for your anniversary



Dont do that to that poor girl. She has to put up with enough!!

Now you know Lee is going to running around all Day with his FAT ass out "Giving her the Moon".:S:D:D cause Micro said to do it.




Whoops... I didn't even think about how literal Lee is... :D:D:D

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WAIT. TIME OUT. HOLD ON FOR A GODDAMNSECOND.

Skinny shrek is hetro?:ph34r:



Its cover up. I would be getting my nuts in tonight but me being a dumb fuck deceided to make a few jumps this week-end against DR's orders:S.
Now the balls are swelled a little. For some reason i thought the harness would not cause any problems:D
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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WAIT. TIME OUT. HOLD ON FOR A GODDAMNSECOND.

Skinny shrek is hetro?:ph34r:



Its cover up. I would be getting my nuts in tonight but me being a dumb fuck deceided to make a few jumps this week-end against DR's orders:S.
Now the balls are swelled a little. For some reason i thought the harness would not cause any problems:D



You dumb fuck, you were SUPPOSED to jump W/O using the leg straps!! :D

Besides, since it's really about HER putting up w/ YOU, you can just go diving on her and forgo getting you nuts off for a change. ;)

Sorry about the nads tho'[:/]

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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me too no biggie. I wasn't planning on jumping but the fat china man was stuck for video guys so, i'm not one to say no especially food. By the 5th jump my plums were starting to feel the pinch a little.
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Now you can all see why i have aged so much the past 2 years



Now, everyone here knows you and knows that it is me that has aged......B|

You have it well, hot dinners everynight and me cleaning up after you.

What more could a sloppy Ogre ask for!?
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I love and Miss you so much Honey!
Orfun #3 ~ Darla

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me too no biggie. I wasn't planning on jumping but the fat china man was stuck for video guys so, i'm not one to say no especially food. By the 5th jump my plums were starting to feel the pinch a little.



You're just so giving to Hans... he doesn't just how good he has it w/ a video flier like you, does he!! :D

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how good he has it w/ a video flier like you, does he!!




Well...........at least the customers don't know any better. :D


Congrats you two! :)


Clay, you're pretty good at reading into my sarcasm! :D

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Clay, you're pretty good at reading into my sarcasm!




I have a PHD in sarcasm. :ph34r:



PHD stands for Pretty Huge Dick... are you sure you have one of those? :D:o:D I had to quit two different dissertations... they just wouldn't let me finish! Micro w/ a PhD... how absurd, they said! :D

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