ltdiver 3 #1 October 4, 2006 I can just see it now..."But officer, it was the fermented apples I was snacking on...!" http://keyetv.com/pets/local_story_276181115.html Watch the video feed! And that's -before- they even tranquilized him. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 October 4, 2006 Somewhere there's a drunk hillbilly who was feeding that bear.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #3 October 4, 2006 It's funny how so many educated people think Colorado is full of rednecks and hillbillies. Haven't you ever watched the Beverly Hillbillies? Sheesh. You'd think you'd know better. And we don't talk with no country accent neither. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #4 October 4, 2006 QuoteOfficers with the Colorado Division of Wildlife say the bear was probably drunk from eating fermented apples. ... floating in a barrel of gin.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #5 October 4, 2006 Quote ... floating in a barrel of gin. Oh, is -that- how they do it in Colorado? ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 October 4, 2006 I only know what I see in the newsMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhammond 0 #7 October 4, 2006 JT, I live about ten miles from where this took place, and there is a awesome blues bar right there, I have walked that very area in very much the same condition.... I think the Bear was imitating me or mocking me.... joking aside I lived in SOCAL for a long time... in the OC actually and the people here are not hicks or hillbilly's ... they are actually some pretty good people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #8 October 4, 2006 Jethro: I ain’t gonna hold down no bear while you whittle on him. (Granny picks up her jug) Granny: It’s alright. I aim to give him a good, stiff, jolt of anesthetic. Jethro: I fer sure ain’t gonna hold down no drunk bear.010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #9 October 4, 2006 I like the summer-sault the bear does after they shoot a tranquilizer into it. I hope the bear doesn't wake up with too much of hang-over. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #10 October 4, 2006 I saw that on the news and I practically pee'd in my pants. Then they said they hit him with a tranquilizer! Hello? Not good to mix drugs and alcohol. That bear was toasted! Must have been a hell of a lot of apples. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
