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Gawain

DRUNKS!

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Have you seen these people? Certainly with all the debauchery we're known for :P there's room for a claim of fame.

I'll have to say that a couple of these are NSFW.
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Say, where's the photo of the bikini-only-clad drunk bimbo passed out on a picnic table amidst empty beer cans and bottles??? That's the all-time best one! :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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You're drunk #5 might have been drunk, now he's just dead. Notice the blood?



A closer look probably affirms your assessment. There's that scratch on his palm, and possibly a little whitish tint in the skin in some places... Thought that big puddle was pee, but he might have been Bobbittized and bled to death, who knows? :S
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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You're drunk #5 might have been drunk, now he's just dead. Notice the blood?



Not necessarily. There's no way of telling if any of that is blood. The puddle under his midsection is most likely urine. That stream coming from his head is unidentifiable. It could be blood, but it could also be oil, or any number of other things. To me it just looks like tar used to fill in a crack in the street.

The only for sure blood is on his hand and elbow, and you'd have a bloody hand and elbow too if you passed out in the street, but it wouldn't kill you.

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In "drunk5" I believe the puddle near his head is where he was pissing when he was standing, before he passed out face down and continued pissing himself.

the incredibly wasted guy who dropped trou and shit in the plastic deck chair cracks me up! What a mess...

Chuck



Oh yeah, for sure! :D:D:D

Now if only we had a picture of the dude whoever puked on the floor in the hangar and in the bathroom all over the toilet at The Farm a couple weeks ago... :D:D:D so fess up... who was it couldn't hold their beer? :ph34r:
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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the incredibly wasted guy who dropped trou and shit in the plastic deck chair cracks me up! What a mess...



I like the folks standing around like nothing's going on. I would've taken a hose to the guy. :D

Edit to add: OH, and how about the guy who passed out and broke the damn toilet out of the wall?? What the hell is up with that?! :ph34r:
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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the incredibly wasted guy who dropped trou and shit in the plastic deck chair cracks me up! What a mess...



I like the folks standing around like nothing's going on. I would've taken a FIRE hose to the guy. :D
:ph34r:



Fixed it for you! :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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