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Are you taking something other than Xanax for your knee?Because Xanax isnt a muscle relaxant or pain killer.Its for panic attacks and anxiety disorders.So it might make you think less about your knee,but the physical issue is still there when the Xanax is gone.If you want help with swelling and pain take 3-4 ibuprofen..taken this way its about the same as the RX ibuprofen you get at the doctor's office.Take it like this for 3-4 days and you'll be good to go if its just swelling and bruising.(I know this b/c my mom is an RN and has been for 27yrs and shes given people,me included, this advice before.)I screwed up my knees jumping so I sympathize.Feel better soon.[:/]


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Uhhhh those were an older RXs the stuff they gave me isnt working it starts with a S, round white pills that taste horrible to chew. It sucks.... xanax works though. Its not a big deal.... its a "common sports injury" and I still am laughing about my idiot self....
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I know what it is, its a white circle that says MP and then 58 under it... I think im zoning right now. They did give a shot in it earlier.... uhhh no I dont know what it was but it was to strengthen it or something :| You know me, they say here take these and I say whoohoo :D
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is it Soma???



yeah, thats not a bad muscle relaxant.I dont know of any others starting with S unless its a generic.Also depends if its for pain or inflamation.But chewing them? ew ew ew!:SB|

I'm betting the shot was cortizone.Had a few of those myself.Or they could have used Synvisc which is much better than cortizone b/c its not a steroid.Synvisc worked wonders for my knees but you had to have more of them than cortizone...9 in the left and 5 in the right for me over a years time.


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But chewing them? ew ew ew!



Work quicker when they are chewed... its worth the yuck factor. Next time i take one ill look at the bottle but once the xanaxs are gona im taking two at a time... maybe they are fighting each other lol :D
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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if you want them to work quicker,stick them under your tongue..goes right to the bloodstream (ever wonder why they make heart attack patients put nitro under their tongue? thats why..quick response.)Chewing them will make it a bit faster but its still being swallowed so not as fast.I'd be careful doing either w/o asking the doc first.But if the bottle says "time released" DO NOT crush.. people have died that way.

Hope all is well soon.:)


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Oh I feel great right now, i dont need another. When i do ill try the tongue thing, ill look for time release but I have a high tollence to meds as well as pain and yea i feel great.... its funny how I can now move that knee cap thingy ive got some wicked pictures ive got to send to the computer :D

My friend Tanyas gone through worse, ill be in the air tomorrow if they let me with the brace :)
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NEVER EVER use me as an example of ANYTHING.... I am the example of WHAT NOT TO DO!! :P As someone told me... being stubborn does not make it right! - Did I listen... OH HELL NO!! :)

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i haven malibus within pineapple juice... well im out of pinesapple juice but i haben the rum still :)



I am quoting you just cuz that was so cute and OBVIOUSLY schnokered!!


(*ps. I still don't think you have rum in room 101. You've been drinking a mix of coconut pie and beers.... that's it. You have pie and beer... so you - in your delusional state - mixed the two together and think it's Malibu Rum)

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