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she's drunk, she has to pee, and she can't get her jumpsuit off!

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I guess you don't jump at Byron. :| Unless ALL of those 1000 jump wonders are idiots, too.



If they still get drug across the ground after 1000 jumps at a windy dropzone, then yeah ... they're idiots!
My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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I said I had to pee.... thats all ..... >:(

I only wrestle with my Prince... I win to, but then again I wasnt crippled.... now I cant even get out of the freaking chair to try to get the freaking jump suiot off to freaking go pee... its so swollen its funny..... xanax is suppoesd to relax it >:(
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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I am not peeing my pants..... its out of the question ..... >:( Im not evil, I was just drawn that way :D



you can always pee in a cup or something... keep the knee elevated chica so the swelling will go down -there are some that may need to keep the dick down so the swelling will go up
"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

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I am not peeing my pants..... its out of the question ..... >:( Im not evil, I was just drawn that way :D



you can always pee in a cup or something... keep the knee elevated chica so the swelling will go down -there are some that need to keep the dick down so the swelling will go up



oh and NOW you chime in!!! :D

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well to do that first id have to stand, which thats not happening, i cant stand on one leg cause im drunk and not skilled in one legged standing... then well jumpsuits tight and so are the pants.... somehow im not following some kinda pants taking off protocal cause I cant do it :S
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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well to do that first id have to stand, which thats not happening, i cant stand on one leg cause im drunk and not skilled in one legged standing... then well jumpsuits tight and so are the pants.... somehow im not following some kinda pants taking off protocal cause I cant do it :S



so i'm guessing you've never changed in a car before:S
"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

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hahah of course i HAVE to chime in

can you not even pull you pants below your ass??



where the hell you been foo? of course she can't take the shit down past her ass!!! maybe if you were with me tonight you'd know how to read a frickin thread!!!! LOOOOSER!!!!!

:D:D:D

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hahah of course i HAVE to chime in

can you not even pull you pants below your ass??



where the hell you been foo? of course she can't take the shit down past her ass!!! maybe if you were with me tonight you'd know how to read a frickin thread!!!! LOOOOSER!!!!!

:D:D:D



ok you wanna take my test in the morning and do well cause that would be awesome - loser - psh loser my ass - mr i dont have a car:P

LM - theres no way you can sit on your couch and try to figure it out?? i don't know how else to help you out with that one... you might be doing some extra laundry
"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

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hahah of course i HAVE to chime in

can you not even pull you pants below your ass??



where the hell you been foo? of course she can't take the shit down past her ass!!! maybe if you were with me tonight you'd know how to read a frickin thread!!!! LOOOOSER!!!!!

:D:D:D



ok you wanna take my test in the morning and do well cause that would be awesome - loser - psh loser my ass - mr i dont have a car:P

LM - theres no way you can sit on your couch and try to figure it out?? i don't know how else to help you out with that one... you might be doing some extra laundry



see if i pay for your pig ass gorging yourself on food again, girl! :D:D:D

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hahah of course i HAVE to chime in

can you not even pull you pants below your ass??



where the hell you been foo? of course she can't take the shit down past her ass!!! maybe if you were with me tonight you'd know how to read a frickin thread!!!! LOOOOSER!!!!!

:D:D:D



ok you wanna take my test in the morning and do well cause that would be awesome - loser - psh loser my ass - mr i dont have a car:P

LM - theres no way you can sit on your couch and try to figure it out?? i don't know how else to help you out with that one... you might be doing some extra laundry



see if i pay for your pig ass gorging yourself on food again, girl! :D:D:D



thanks for the pig ass comment you will now be deballed next time i see you... IF i see you for that matter.. and IF i do we'll see if i take you to any more condom pumping shops again
"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

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lol im getting the guts to before the xanax pass me out. im just nervous to bend it, i have to jump thursday so I want it to heal, if i stay still it will heal :|



priorities girl, you need to piss before you can do anything... and if you don't want to sully your pretty jumpsuit, you need to peel that bitch off so quit being a pussy and peel that bitch OFF!!!!

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