micro 0 #1 October 4, 2006 so a friend of mine is pm'ing me tonight... she was jumping today, fucking up her landing, hurt her knee a little, gets drug by the canopy, knee swells, she can't take off the jumpsuit or her jeans b/c of it, decides to get drunk, has to pee but... guess what! Can't get too her coochy to relieve the bladder!!! here's the pm... "i was sitting there while it was dragging me and instead of stopping it telling it to stop you fucking shit piece stop fucking moving dammit.,.... damn thing didnt listen" oh, poor thing... maybe she should drink some more!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 October 4, 2006 Dude thats some funny shit, what a idiotSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #3 October 4, 2006 QuoteDude thats some funny shit, what a idiot well, i wouldn't say she's an IDIOT, but maybe she should dip her hands in some warm water. oh oh oh, one more thing... when she landed, her canopy didn't pick her up once, but TWICE! good thing too... we needed just that little bit extra grin to this story, didn't we? has she peed yet? i don't think so! i told her to just do it in the jumpsuit already. it'll wash out! and if she drinks some more, she could just pass out and she'll not feel that nasty feeling b/t her legs. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #4 October 4, 2006 Quotewell, i wouldn't say she's an IDIOT Yes anyone who doesnt know to dip a toggle when that happens is a complete idiot.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 October 4, 2006 LOL You're cracking me up...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #6 October 4, 2006 Dude me to, it never ceases to amaze me how these 100 jump wonders fuck up on the ground... dude the canopy was ON the ground.... fucking retards.... no offense to the real retards but dude, she was on the ground.... thats like eating icecream and getting fat two years after.....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 October 4, 2006 QuoteQuotewell, i wouldn't say she's an IDIOT Yes anyone who doesnt know to dip a toggle when that happens is a complete idiot.... I guess you don't jump at Byron. Unless ALL of those 1000 jump wonders are idiots, too.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 October 4, 2006 PSSH. 1000 jumps wonders make me laugh. you ain't shit until you break 5 digitsMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 October 4, 2006 No just the 100 jump wonder who didnt take measures to not be thrown in the air a few times and dragged, I think its funny that im also getting pm's about calling her a idiot.... id say it to her faceSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 October 4, 2006 QuoteNo just the 100 jump wonder who didnt take measures to not be thrown in the air a few times and dragged, I think its funny that im also getting pm's about calling her a idiot.... id say it to her face I guess it'd be hard for you on a DZ you don't know to pick out the people with less than 100 jumps on a load of 9 that landed and all got drug so you can call some of them idiots.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 October 4, 2006 Nah, I think Lisa is right.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #12 October 4, 2006 QuoteI guess it'd be hard for you on a DZ you don't know to pick out the people with less than 100 jumps on a load of 9 that landed and all got drug so you can call some of them idiots. Not really, not hard at all, as a matter a fact, IM the idiot this post is about I mean really have I ever on here came out and called a skydiver a idiot for getting hurt ?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 October 4, 2006 HEY YOU SHUDDUP someone told you didnt they Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 October 4, 2006 LOL. I was pretty sure who you were talking about but I did get a "Scoop."My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 October 4, 2006 LOL Howd you guess? Jeesh , I was hoping to get warned for PAing myself ... then I got scared theyd just delete it cause apperently im part of a clique (lmao) and so i warned a mod .... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #16 October 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteI guess it'd be hard for you on a DZ you don't know to pick out the people with less than 100 jumps on a load of 9 that landed and all got drug so you can call some of them idiots. Not really, not hard at all, as a matter a fact, IM the idiot this post is about I mean really have I ever on here came out and called a skydiver a idiot for getting hurt ? YOU JUST DID!!!! Even if it is you!! You know this is something I've had to learn in LIFE, not skydiving; if it would sound bitchy and demeaning to say whatever it is I'm gonna say about someone else, then for the love of PETE don't say it about yourself!!! Still haven't learned that one quite, but I work on it every day.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 October 4, 2006 oh no i was a idiot.... I so deserve to be sitting here completley perplexed on how to bend my fucking knee enough to get my stupid jumpsuit down. but i can and the cloths are friggin tight.....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #19 October 4, 2006 Quoteoh no i was a idiot.... I so deserve to be sitting here completley perplexed on how to bend my fucking knee enough to get my stupid jumpsuit down. but i can and the cloths are friggin tight..... have you peed your pants yet? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 October 4, 2006 QuoteLOL Howd you guess? Jeesh , I was hoping to get warned for PAing myself ... then I got scared theyd just delete it cause apperently im part of a clique (lmao) and so i warned a mod .... You were Prince Alberting yourself? My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #21 October 4, 2006 Nooooo but I am determined to make it all night. Or until the pain killers kick in and I can get the jumpsuit down... I am not defacing my gear, I dont have much of it. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #22 October 4, 2006 Just surround youir knee with a bunch of cold beer bottlesDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #23 October 4, 2006 beers gone Ive got a bag of corn on it its quite funny.... maybe the xanax is making it quite funny but it was really comical in a holy shit I completley blank and now im sitting here thinking what brace ill buy so i can jump thursday Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #24 October 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteLOL Howd you guess? Jeesh , I was hoping to get warned for PAing myself ... then I got scared theyd just delete it cause apperently im part of a clique (lmao) and so i warned a mod .... You were Prince Alberting yourself? LMWB has a dick? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #25 October 4, 2006 either thator her dildo has a peircingMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
