Reducing penis size

[Twoply 0]

I keep getting spam emails with subjects about lengthening your penis and "your woman will love you for this" drugs and programs. I've discussed what the preferred penis size is and usually they say that a larger penis is uncomfortable. With this knowledge, I'm considering coming up with a drug that shortens or thins out one's penis to make the member more attractive to the partner. I need a good slogan or phrase to market this. Help me out with a good one and I'll send out a nice blockaded isometric of me in the shower.

[Shell666 0]

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I keep getting spam emails with subjects about lengthening your penis and "your woman will love you for this" drugs and programs. I've discussed what the preferred penis size is and usually they say that a larger penis is uncomfortable. With this knowledge, I'm considering coming up with a drug that shortens or thins out one's penis to make the member more attractive to the partner. I need a good slogan or phrase to market this. Help me out with a good one and I'll send out a nice blockaded isometric of me in the shower.

How about Is Your Shlong Too Long? Try Twoply's Pint Size Peter Pills!

I can do without the photo, though ...



'Shell

'Shell

[Carpediem 0]

Have a black cock? Tired of ripping a hole into the bitches gut? The twoply pecker pillager is the pill for you. Scale down to 2 sizes, tiny and asian

Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand.

[stitch 0]

Did you hit your head, when you left the edge this morning??

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[mrGuy 0]

I can't think of any good slogans...but I really wish you luck with the drug developement!

I've been plagued my whole life with a huge unit, and I've always envied you guys who had more managable sized dongs. It's been a nightmare finding pants with enough crotch room, and I dread that first look by a new girl...when her eyes pop open and she says "no way! get that monster away from me!!!"

I hear that all the time.

Yup, its a hard life.