Monday funny for the Texans

[chaoskitty 0]

A grade school teacher explains to her class that she is an AGGIE fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are AGGIE fans too. Not really knowing what an AGGIE fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Kallie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not an AGGIE fan," Kallie replies.

"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a LONGHORN fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher asks Kallie why she is a LONGHORN fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are LONGHORN fans, so I'm a LONGHORN fan too," she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

Kallie thinks about it for a minute, then smiles and says, "Then I'd be an AGGIE fan."

[AggieDave 6]

Hehehe.

Did you watch the A&M/Kansas game? How about the t.u./OU game? I'm still trying to figure out why OU was ranked so high so far this season, and that game showed it.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Squeak 17]

She just called your mum a moron and ya dad an idiot Dave, ..GO ARREST HER

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[chaoskitty 0]

I think Dave can take an aggie joke by now.

[mnealtx 0]

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I think Dave can take an aggie joke by now.

I'd hope so!!

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[AggieDave 6]

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I think Dave can take an aggie joke by now.

There's one topic that is off limits for Aggie jokes. Its obvious. Beyond that, I LOVE Aggie jokes.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[jumpjunkie 0]

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Hehehe.

Did you watch the A&M/Kansas game? How about the t.u./OU game? I'm still trying to figure out why OU was ranked so high so far this season, and that game showed it.

No, but I sure watched to game last weekend. GET YOUR GUNS UP!

Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.

[bch7773 0]

two guys walk up to a busstop to get a bus. There is a dumb looking guy standing there, wearing an aggie shirt... The two other guys are standing around when one turns to the other and asks "Do you smell that? it smells like someone shit their pants"
His friend notices the smell too, so they decide to ask the Aggie. So they ask him "Did you just shit your pants Aggie?"
The Aggie tells em "No"
They stand there a little longer, the smell is really bad. So finally they ask the aggie again, "did you shit your pants today Aggie?"
The Aggie tells em "Nope"
Finally they can't stand it anymore and they pull down the Aggies pants.... sure enough, his pants are loaded with shit.
They start gagging and ask the Aggie "Why'd you lie? Theres shit all inside your pants"


















And the aggie replies "You asked if I shit in them TODAY!"

MB 3528, RB 1182

[AggieDave 6]

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No, but I sure watched to game last weekend. GET YOUR GUNS UP!

Aye, well, its been up and down with Coach Fran. It was looking good until the last 27 seconds.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Lindercles 0]

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No, but I sure watched to game last weekend. GET YOUR GUNS UP!

So that's what you were doing instead of going to AOT.

[SmilingPhoenix 0]

AggieDave, if you like white boy jokes, here's a pretty good one. Come to think of it, maybe Weird Al's just an Aggie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

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