BillyVance 35 #1 October 10, 2006 The Robot A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and said, "What would you like?" The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever tasted. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical break thrus, etc.... The man was most impressed. He left the bar, then thought he would try a different tact. He returned the bar again and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please." Again it was superb. The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So, the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end. The guy decided he had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?? This time the man drawled out, " Uh..... 'bout 50". The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked: "A-r-e......... y-o-u-r......... p-e-o-p-l-e.......... g-o-i-n-g...........t-o........ n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e..........H-i-l-l-a-r-y-????? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #2 October 10, 2006 funny, I was waiting for a Bush joke. HmmmmmmGoggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #3 October 10, 2006 hahahaha good one"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
