2fat2fly 0 #1 October 9, 2006 They forever go together they're the classic combination-I need a buzz to face this crapI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #2 October 9, 2006 QuoteThey forever go together they're the classic combination-I need a buzz to face this crap Add the cost of the whisky to the expense report. That'll make ya feel better! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 October 9, 2006 but of course, I'm a trained profeshunulI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 October 9, 2006 QuoteThey forever go together they're the classic combination-I need a buzz to face this crap ______________________________ Isn't 'whiskey' an 'expected' on expense reports? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #5 October 9, 2006 I dunno, I remember how much trouble I got in to for putting "lapdance" as a line itemI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #6 October 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteThey forever go together they're the classic combination-I need a buzz to face this crap ______________________________ Isn't 'whiskey' an 'expected' on expense reports? Chuck Spell it like we do up north. They won't know what it is! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carpediem 0 #7 October 9, 2006 Goes good with 2 hour powerpoint presentations. Even better in your coffee mug DURING the lecture Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThey forever go together they're the classic combination-I need a buzz to face this crap ______________________________ Isn't 'whiskey' an 'expected' on expense reports? Chuck Spell it like we do up north. They won't know what it is! 'Shell _________________________________ There ya' go! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 October 10, 2006 QuoteI dunno, I remember how much trouble I got in to for putting "lapdance" as a line item ______________________________ Yeah, like someone in the front office never did that! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 October 10, 2006 Whiskey is evil. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #11 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteSpell it like we do up north. They won't know what it is! 'Shell _________________________________ There ya' go! Just one more service we offer. 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSpell it like we do up north. They won't know what it is! 'Shell _________________________________ There ya' go! _________________________ I do, appreciate that, M'am! Glad, you're there. Chuck Just one more service we offer. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #13 October 10, 2006 QuoteI do, appreciate that, M'am! Glad, you're there. Chuck You were tipping your hat as you typed that, weren't you ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteI do, appreciate that, M'am! Glad, you're there. Chuck You were tipping your hat as you typed that, weren't you ... 'Shell _____________________________________ Of Course! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #15 October 10, 2006 QuoteOf Course! Chuck Why thank you, kind sir ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteOf Course! Chuck Why thank you, kind sir ... 'Shell _________________________________ You're welcome, M'am. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #17 October 10, 2006 QuoteYou're welcome, M'am. Chuck You're too much of a gentleman to be hanging out in these parts. 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #18 October 10, 2006 Quotebut of course, I'm a trained profeshunul That you are!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #19 October 10, 2006 oops-bar tab equals more than my roomreports still not done I don't feel so goodI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #20 October 10, 2006 Sorry, I hope you have someone to blame for that! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou're welcome, M'am. Chuck You're too much of a gentleman to be hanging out in these parts. 'Shell _________________________________ That kind, of you to say that. I kinda like it around here. Seems like, there's some really good people here. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #22 October 10, 2006 QuoteI dunno, I remember how much trouble I got in to for putting "lapdance" as a line item Amateur!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #23 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteI dunno, I remember how much trouble I got in to for putting "lapdance" as a line item Amateur! Actually I was in a pissing contest with the accounting girls-they kept questioning my expenses and that's not their job. Three managers have to sign off and that's who should question me (they never did) the biddies were power tripping and trying to play morality cop. I flat out told them that I was a glorified pimp and that's what kept them employedI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #24 October 10, 2006 lol.. Similar issue... Had expenses return because my fees to Visa were rejected (years ago) when traveling to places that laughed at you when you showed them a Amex. Argued with the accounting dept for a while, then resubmited the expenses, for the same amount, but that line item had dissapeared.... Dont fuck with account managers.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
