chaoskitty 0 #2 October 11, 2006 Please do not feed the Kelly any more ideas for career choices. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 October 11, 2006 If Kelly were a cop, she'd be a member of the Grammar Police, of course. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 October 11, 2006 Fixed it. Thank you. Whew that was close. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 October 11, 2006 QuoteFixed it. Thank you. Whew that was close. I will make a confession here. I, a card-carrying member of the Grammar Police, used to get that one wrong ALL the time. It took another grammar geek friend constantly correcting me until I had it drilled into my head. But really, it was too perfect an opportunity to respond to your thread. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #6 October 11, 2006 Where's the: "Should she really be allowed to carry a gun?" option? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 October 11, 2006 I always find a way for even perfectionists to respond to my silly threads. Did i say that correctly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 October 11, 2006 Didn't want this one sent to Speaker's Corner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 October 11, 2006 Back on topic, she'd definitely be a good cop. Unless it is her day to play bad cop. Or if the perp is just really really annoying and stupid. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 October 11, 2006 Quote Where's the: "Should she really be allowed to carry a gun?" option? Yes, but what about a bottle of tequila? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 October 11, 2006 I'm not permitted to carry a gun . . . but I could have two little tequila holsters on my belt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #12 October 11, 2006 Quotebut I could have two little tequila holsters on my belt. You mean you DON'T??? TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 October 11, 2006 QuoteI'm not permitted to carry a gun . . . but I could have two little tequila holsters on my belt. Cool... you're gonna work at the strip club as a shooter girl? *ducks/runs/dodges*Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 October 11, 2006 What about the choice of being in Internal Affairs Division so she could weed out the "bad" cops? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 October 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm not permitted to carry a gun . . . but I could have two little tequila holsters on my belt. Cool... you're gonna work at the strip club as a shooter girl? *ducks/runs/dodges* actually..... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #16 October 11, 2006 Yeah, actually, that'd be pretty sweet. But I'd have to work on my gag reflex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 October 11, 2006 This is the correct icon for gag reflex jokes. I'm not sure why you would gag at a strip club, but it sounds like you would be willing to give it 110%. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #18 October 11, 2006 The shooter girls stick the test tubes all the way down their throats! And then they flick their throats to make the test tube pop back out of their mouths! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #19 October 11, 2006 QuoteThe shooter girls stick the test tubes all the way down their throats! And then they flick their throats to make the test tube pop back out of their mouths! mmmm... gotta love the Pink Pony. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #20 October 11, 2006 Wow. I havn't seen that trick yet. Gag me. My eyes sometimes water when i get x-rays at the dentist from a lack of gag reflex control. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #21 October 11, 2006 QuoteThe shooter girls stick the test tubes all the way down their throats! And then they flick their throats to make the test tube pop back out of their mouths! Test tubes? I mean, I realize that much of a strip clubs clientele is creepy lonely dudes that would serve the world better as human guinea pigs, but calling them test tubes is just cruel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #22 October 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe shooter girls stick the test tubes all the way down their throats! And then they flick their throats to make the test tube pop back out of their mouths! Test tubes? I mean, I realize that much of a strip clubs clientele is creepy lonely dudes that would serve the world better as human guinea pigs, but calling them test tubes is just cruel. At the Pink Pony, there's usually just as many women in the audience as there are men. ESPECIALLY in our group! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #23 October 11, 2006 QuoteBack on topic, she'd definitely be a good cop. Unless it is her day to play bad cop. Or if the perp is just really really annoying and stupid. Nah, she would be a good cop except during PMS. Guess I better hide! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #24 October 11, 2006 QuoteI'm not permitted to carry a gun . . . but I could have two little tequila holsters on my belt. So, are you gonna be one for Halloween?? With tequiila holsters and all?? Sounds like a great costume idea to me! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #25 October 11, 2006 Maybe next year. I'm saving my pennies this year. My costume is free! And Billy, no need to hide. I WOULD be awful when I'm PMSing. I turn into an evil bitch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
