CSpenceFLY 1 #51 October 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteDo the ladies expect to be eaten out on there birthday? CAKES AND PIES!! I'll have the cake and he can have the pie on my b-day!! Yes, I think that a birthday bj is the perfect way to start out the man's b-day. Wanna go on a RoamingRV trip in February . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amibovered 0 #52 October 9, 2006 There is no better way to celebrate the birthday of your good lady,than to drink from the fury cup.If theirs a hell bellow, We're all gonna go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #53 October 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs there ever a bad time for a blowjob? You're shooting an approach in a Cessna 152...at night...with a crosswind...that is gusting to 45 mph. ha ha! dude, so, i was on my way home from alaska in a twin comanche, and my instructor fell asleep, his sister (who i was sleeping with at the time) asked me to hop in the back seat. i threw on the autopilot, and hopped back there. one of the best BlowJobs i have ever had. of course, as i was making a mess in her mouth, the left engine ran out of gas, i forgot to switch the tanks before i hoped in back to get some tail. he woke up, and fixed the problem. looked back at us, shook his head, and fell back asleep. we havent spoke of it since then. i still maintain she gave me the best BJ of my life, with a view of the Alaska mountains all around me at the same time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #54 October 9, 2006 She better SCHLARB THE KNOB................or it's a deal breaker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #55 October 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteIs there ever a bad time for a blowjob? You're shooting an approach in a Cessna 152...at night...with a crosswind...that is gusting to 45 mph. ha ha! dude, so, i was on my way home from alaska in a twin comanche, and my instructor fell asleep, his sister (who i was sleeping with at the time) asked me to hop in the back seat. i threw on the autopilot, and hopped back there. one of the best BlowJobs i have ever had. of course, as i was making a mess in her mouth, the left engine ran out of gas, i forgot to switch the tanks before i hoped in back to get some tail. he woke up, and fixed the problem. looked back at us, shook his head, and fell back asleep. we havent spoke of it since then. i still maintain she gave me the best BJ of my life, with a view of the Alaska mountains all around me at the same time. We have a winner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LyraM45 0 #56 October 9, 2006 My birthday is today.... and definitely not wrong!! Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #57 October 9, 2006 Quote I officially declare this thread devoid of all fun. Time for the next one! You know what battered women have in common? They just don't fucking listen. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #58 October 10, 2006 QuoteYou know what battered women have in common? They just don't fucking listen wowSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #59 October 10, 2006 Ohmygod, quick! Somebody find squeak, there are fantasy women that need rescuing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #60 October 10, 2006 Quote dude, so, i was on my way home from alaska in a twin comanche, and my instructor fell asleep, his sister (who i was sleeping with at the time) asked me to hop in the back seat. i threw on the autopilot, and hopped back there. one of the best BlowJobs i have ever had. of course, as i was making a mess in her mouth, the left engine ran out of gas, i forgot to switch the tanks before i hoped in back to get some tail. he woke up, and fixed the problem. looked back at us, shook his head, and fell back asleep. we havent spoke of it since then. i still maintain she gave me the best BJ of my life, with a view of the Alaska mountains all around me at the same time. So he had the wheel, but she had the joystick?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #61 October 10, 2006 QuoteOhmygod, quick! Somebody find squeak, there are fantasy women that need rescuing! HAHAHAHA........And Linder takes the lead! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #62 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteOhmygod, quick! Somebody find squeak, there are fantasy women that need rescuing! HAHAHAHA........And Linder takes the lead! What I find pec uliar is that the forums have a dont joke about paediphilia rule EVER, but it's quite acceptable to post this type of dribble I'm sure your mothers would be so proud of how their young men have grownYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carpediem 0 #63 October 10, 2006 Sweet. What does a woman do when she gets home from the emergency room? The dishes if she knows what's good for her Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #64 October 10, 2006 QuoteI'm sure your mothers would be so proud of how their young men have grown Only if dad tells her to be! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #65 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOhmygod, quick! Somebody find squeak, there are fantasy women that need rescuing! HAHAHAHA........And Linder takes the lead! What I find pec uliar is that the forums have a dont joke about paediphilia rule EVER, but it's quite acceptable to post this type of dribble I'm sure your mothers would be so proud of how their young men have grown Actually, mine is. And yours wishes you could be more like me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #66 October 10, 2006 I understand the point you are trying to make, but is being "right" in your mind really worth offending the women on this site like that?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #67 October 10, 2006 QuoteI understand the point you are trying to make, but is being "right" in your mind really worth offending the women on this site like that? I'd hope most of them have a sense of humor that's developed to the point of recognizing a joke when they see one. Those that don't... can take it up with my pimp hand! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #68 October 10, 2006 QuoteI'd hope most of them have a sense of humor that's developed to the point of recognizing a joke when they see one. Those that don't... can take it up with my pimp hand! I think for it to actually be classified as a joke, it would first have to be considered funny. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #69 October 10, 2006 OHHH SNAP Go Skymama Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #70 October 10, 2006 QuoteShe is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. While I'm certain you are neither a glutton nor a felon, I'm absolutely positive god is an iron. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #71 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteShe is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. While I'm certain you are neither a glutton nor a felon, I'm absolutely positive god is an iron. No more drugs for that man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #72 October 10, 2006 QuoteI'm absolutely positive god is an iron. Wow!! Another Spider Robinson fan here?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ragnarok 0 #73 October 10, 2006 FUnny is in the ear of the hearer. Women bashing jokes on a blow job thread - that, you suave man, is in just plain bad taste. Do you jerk off with your pimp hand? I'll bet you sit on it before you spank your sea monkey so it feels like someone else is doing it........_________________________________________ Twin Otter N203-Echo,29 July 2006 Cessna P206 N2537X, 19 April 2008 Blue Skies Forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #74 October 10, 2006 I usually just use my left hand for that, but that whole sitting on it thing is pretty brilliant. What's even more brilliant is reviving a tired thread that finally managed to die just to say something that had already been said. But you're right about one thing, funny is definitely in the ear of the hearer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #75 October 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm absolutely positive god is an iron. Wow!! Another Spider Robinson fan here?? Doesn't everyone love "Mindkiller"?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
