Squeak 17
QuoteQuote[replyNo, it has nothing to do with the quality of women. It has to do with the strength of your pimp hand. Yours obvioulsy needs toughening up . Hit the gym Sally.
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Awww, where's the fun in that? Refer to above note of your lack of proper pimp hand strength.
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
it's this flipant type of attitude that allows domestic violence to proliferate, and I have not the time nor tollerance for it.QuoteQuoteQuote[replyNo, it has nothing to do with the quality of women. It has to do with the strength of your pimp hand. Yours obvioulsy needs toughening up . Hit the gym Sally.
PA rules prhibit me from answering approriately.
Awww, where's the fun in that? Refer to above note of your lack of proper pimp hand strength.
Oh snap, look out folks, we're being sucked into a mystical warp into speaker's corner. This is an evil pocket of space here on dz.com, where jokes and hilarity are forbidden...be sure to hold on tight or surely you will be sucked in, never to return...
Find a sense of humor and get over yourself. Those of us here who like jokes find your attitude to be the kind that lets political correctness and "rod-up-the-ass-itis" to proliferate, and quite frankly we have neither the time nor tolerance for it.
Squeak 17
QuoteFind a sense of humor and get over yourself. Those of us here who like jokes find your attitude to be the kind that lets political correctness and "rod-up-the-ass-itis" to proliferate, and quite frankly we have neither the time nor tolerance for it.
Well suck it up cup cake
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
QuoteQuoteFind a sense of humor and get over yourself. Those of us here who like jokes find your attitude to be the kind that lets political correctness and "rod-up-the-ass-itis" to proliferate, and quite frankly we have neither the time nor tolerance for it.
Well suck it up cup cake
best words of wisdom you have given yourself all day.
really now, were you serious about that domestic violence comment?
I mean....really?
Squeak 17
Absolutley serious, some things I dont find remotely amussing, child abuse rape and domestic violence.QuoteQuoteQuoteFind a sense of humor and get over yourself. Those of us here who like jokes find your attitude to be the kind that lets political correctness and "rod-up-the-ass-itis" to proliferate, and quite frankly we have neither the time nor tolerance for it.
Well suck it up cup cake
best words of wisdom you have given yourself all day.
really now, were you serious about that domestic violence comment?
I mean....really?
If you find humour in them, that's your deal, put that humour in a public forum and people like me will comment against it. Lots of people dont appreciate it, few people however speak out, for fear of not seeming cool, that's never been a concern of mine
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
78RATS 0
Quotewe're being sucked into a mystical warp into speaker's corner
or the womens forum. haha.
Rat for Life - Fly till I die
When them stupid ass bitches ask why
It's a joke shirley. Nowhere did I talk about beating anyone. Lighten up for the love of fuck. Your tension level is enough for at least 6 people, maybe 7.
Go get laid, get blown, get bent, I don't care. Just relax.
I officially declare this thread devoid of all fun. Time for the next one!
Go get laid, get blown, get bent, I don't care. Just relax.
I officially declare this thread devoid of all fun. Time for the next one!
Ok.. Since this thread has totally got waaaaaay too serious for just some casual funny remarks (Not you I am referring to Doc)
Im gonna break it down..
Bev said:
I disagree. If it is your birthday, a small little token and/or acknowledgement should be expected in a normal happy healthy relationship. Men are not typically as into Gifts such as Flowers, Candy, Cards, Shiny Rocks or other such things.. However a BJ is very nice thing.
Is it wrong for a Girl to expect Flowers on Valentines Day?? For a Guy a BJ on the Birthday is about the same thing.
Again.. it his birthday. A nice romantic candle lit dinner is something you do for her Birth day. For a Guy a Steak and a BJ is our equivalent to a Walk on the beach, Candle lit dinner.!!
Why is the burden on him?? its his birthday.
Im gonna break it down..
Bev said:
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Yes it is wrong to expect anything!
I disagree. If it is your birthday, a small little token and/or acknowledgement should be expected in a normal happy healthy relationship. Men are not typically as into Gifts such as Flowers, Candy, Cards, Shiny Rocks or other such things.. However a BJ is very nice thing.
Is it wrong for a Girl to expect Flowers on Valentines Day?? For a Guy a BJ on the Birthday is about the same thing.
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What have you done to set the mood?
Again.. it his birthday. A nice romantic candle lit dinner is something you do for her Birth day. For a Guy a Steak and a BJ is our equivalent to a Walk on the beach, Candle lit dinner.!!
Quote
Have you made her feel like a sexy woman?
Why is the burden on him?? its his birthday.
Do you just expect oral sex at the flick of a switch just because it is your birthday?
Quote
Again... Do you expect Flowers on Valentines day??
As Men we know no matter what or how we feel.. Forgetting Flowers on Valentines day is a HUGE mistake. What is wrong with thinking you are going to get a BJ on your Birthday.Quote
How about making some effort on your side?
If he truly needs to make a special effort to make her feel special on His birthday.. He really should consider a lower maintenance model.
And to the Doctor:QuoteBut again, I think your comment stands. Guys should reconsider choices on high maintenance types.
(and BJ's on B-days would be reasonable)
Im glad we agree.
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QuoteOk.. Since this thread has totally got waaaaaay too serious for just some casual funny remarks (Not you I am referring to Doc)
Im gonna break it down..
Bev said:Quote
Yes it is wrong to expect anything!
I disagree. If it is your birthday, a small little token and/or acknowledgement should be expected in a normal happy healthy relationship. Men are not typically as into Gifts such as Flowers, Candy, Cards, Shiny Rocks or other such things.. However a BJ is very nice thing.
Is it wrong for a Girl to expect Flowers on Valentines Day?? For a Guy a BJ on the Birthday is about the same thing.Quote
What have you done to set the mood?
Again.. it his birthday. A nice romantic candle lit dinner is something you do for her Birth day. For a Guy a Steak and a BJ is our equivalent to a Walk on the beach, Candle lit dinner.!!Quote
Have you made her feel like a sexy woman?
Why is the burden on him?? its his birthday.
Do you just expect oral sex at the flick of a switch just because it is your birthday?
Quote
Again... Do you expect Flowers on Valentines day??
As Men we know no matter what or how we feel.. Forgetting Flowers on Valentines day is a HUGE mistake. What is wrong with thinking you are going to get a BJ on your Birthday.Quote
How about making some effort on your side?
If he truly needs to make a special effort to make her feel special on His birthday.. He really should consider a lower maintenance model.
And to the Doctor:QuoteBut again, I think your comment stands. Guys should reconsider choices on high maintenance types.
(and BJ's on B-days would be reasonable)
Im glad we agree.
There is something VERY wrong with arguing over the B-Day blow JobBUT, there might be a nother possibility here . . . and this has a very slight chance of being true, you just might have responded to some of the best sarcasm I have seen in quite a while.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
QuoteThere is something VERY wrong with arguing over the B-Day blow Job BUT, there might be a nother possibility here . . . and this has a very slight chance of being true, you just might have responded to some of the best sarcasm I have seen in quite a while.
Hey.. After this weekend Hanging with Kitty and Kele and the other SDA Hotties of Friday night and then Saturday night at the Pimpin Party Palace filled with Farm Hotties... My Head is still a Little foggy this morning. It may take a couple days before I actually start properly identifying sarcasm again.
Do the ladies expect to be eaten out on there birthday?
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turtlespeed 226
QuoteDo the ladies expect to be eaten out on there birthday?
GOD I HOPE SO!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
QuoteDo the ladies expect to be eaten out on there birthday?
Why not?
Equal rights and all!
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"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
[reply.. you just might have responded to some of the best sarcasm I have seen in quite a while
Sarcasm!!!! Holy shit.....where? God I feel so left out here.
Someone please help me find the sarcasm!
QuoteDo the ladies expect to be eaten out on there birthday?
CAKES AND PIES!!
I'll have the cake and he can have the pie on my b-day!!
Yes, I think that a birthday bj is the perfect way to start out the man's b-day.
QuoteQuoteDo the ladies expect to be eaten out on there birthday?
CAKES AND PIES!!
I'll have the cake and he can have the pie on my b-day!!
Yes, I think that a birthday bj is the perfect way to start out the man's b-day.
Have I ever told you that I like the way you think?
wightout 0
Hell yes!! I plan on getting my b-day present this week (couldn't on my actual b-day...too long to explain). But ... HELL YES!!!
It's just the polite thing to do!!
It's just the polite thing to do!!
To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!
PA rules prhibit me from answering approriately.
Awww, where's the fun in that? Refer to above note of your lack of proper pimp hand strength.