ltdiver 3 #1 October 11, 2006 Something to ponder its truth. Something to make you laugh. http://usmilitary.about.com/library/miljokes/blsnake.htm ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #2 October 11, 2006 They forgot: Samuel L Jackson: Gets on plane, finds snake, gets motherfuckin' snake off of motherfuckin' plane.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #3 October 11, 2006 I like the Ranger!"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 October 11, 2006 It was missing a few: 1) Transportation - upon receipt of OPORD to transport desperately needed ordinance to FOB, request MP support in due to possibility of snake ambush. Missing SP by 36 hours, mission canceled due to FOB being overrun by snakes. Breathes sigh of releif. 2) MP - all suffer from sudden acute Ophidiophobia which affect readiness to provide rear support. They signed up to write tickets on base to fucking butterbars - not this snake bullshit. Those on prison duty can't figure out why snakes keep escaping through the cell bars at the camps and torture snakes by forcing them to eat MRE's until they detail how they escape from the prison cells. 3) Ordinance/Maintenance - claim their hands are tied because QM can't get their shit straight. 4) Med corps - provides treatment for wounded friendlies and EPW snakes. Blames high mortality on shock trauma. Gets laid most often. 5) Inspector General - invesitgates allegations of abuse of EPW snakes. Finds it inhumane to hold snakes in boxes. Requires snakes to be held in well-ventilated cells with iron bar construction. MP's don't object because they can keep a better eye on EPW snakes. Blames MP's for high snake escape rate. 6) Battalion-Corps staff REMFS - advise commanders on state of operations and intelligence. Pencil whip reports to show that snake forces are almost eliminated. 7) Civil Affairs - studies infrastructure to provide advice to local governments on improvements. Learns that the friendly snakes are being limited in their power by lack of good sewage and potable water. Sets up modern system, which is used by the unfriendly snakes, increasing tenfold their effectiveness. 8) Psy-Ops - sets up detailed program to demoralize snakes. Prints 100,000 fliers to be dropped into snake territory explaining why fighting is futile. Prints them in English, which the snakes don't understand. Justifies this mistake by stating firmly, "It's okay, snakes can't read, anyway." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #5 October 12, 2006 Quote4) Med corps - provides treatment for wounded friendlies and EPW snakes. Blames high mortality on shock trauma. Gets laid most often. I work in the medical field. Does that count? ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 October 12, 2006 You're a hottie, so that counts, too. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #7 October 12, 2006 They forgot OGA contractors, they don't know why the snake just blew themselves up after getting into the car with three other well known snakes. Then they would gives two reasonable stories to leak to the press. A: It must have been spontaneous combustion. B: They were all going to a weenie roast and got so excited, that they decided to hold one right there in the car. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
