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I voted for all three that include penetration of an orifice



Then wouldn't kissing qualify?

Or sticking your tongue in someone's ear?:D



Let me clarify...penile penetration of an orifice. :S:D

Blues,
Dave



what if either of the two persons involved didnt have a penis?

they cant have sex? :o:P
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deja vu. My roommate comes in last night and asks me the same question.
There are different types of sex, if you mean intimate sex then when the whoo whoo dilly goes in the cha cha.
We discussed though and I don't consider lesbians to be having sex, but rather getting each other off. Gay men do have sex though. It's all confusing very confusing. Could be debated for a long time.
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what if either of the two persons involved didnt have a penis?

they cant have sex? :o:P



The original question was what activities of mine I would count as having had sex. Since I do have a penis, your question doesn't apply to my answer. If you'd like to include your encounters in which neither person had a penis, be my guest. :P:D

Blues,
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The actions are not defined as oral and anal. (Oral and anal refer to parts of the body). The actions are defined as oral sex and anal sex. You can not define the action as oral sex or anal sex and not consider the action sex.

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Did you have a parachute? No I had a round parachute.



There are ample examples in the English language of the addition of an adjective changing the meaning of a noun. Sure, a round parachute is still a parachute, but is a tongue ring still a ring? No, it's a bar.

This issue is certainly still debatable, but a grammar argument isn't going to solve it.

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what if either of the two persons involved didnt have a penis?

they cant have sex? :o:P



The original question was what activities of mine I would count as having had sex. Since I do have a penis, your question doesn't apply to my answer. If you'd like to include your encounters in which neither person had a penis, be my guest. :P:D

Blues,
Dave



I wish I could. No. REALLY. I do wish I could.
But Hottie is a little greedy and doesnt like to share me. :|

Although, I have seen some movies. B|:P
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pretty much everything as sex so they can inflate the numbers and feel like studs



Rule of Three!!
When an SO tell you how many partners they have been with..
If Female.. Multiply by Three for correct answer.

If Male.. Divide by Three for correct answer.

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what if either of the two persons involved didnt have a penis?

they cant have sex? :o:P

That's what strapons are for silly :P



Well, why dont you get a friend, make a video, send it to me, an let me see how that works. ;)
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Did you have a parachute? No I had a round parachute.



There are ample examples in the English language of the addition of an adjective changing the meaning of a noun. Sure, a round parachute is still a parachute, but is a tongue ring still a ring? No, it's a bar.

This issue is certainly still debatable, but a grammar argument isn't going to solve it.



Actually a tongue ring and a tongue bar are two different things because a bar and a ring are not the same thing. Thus a tongue ring is still a ring and not a bar (people that call a tongue bar a tongue ring are making an incorrect statement).

Dictionary Definition: Sexual Intercourse
1] Heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis.
2] Physical sexual contact between individuals that involves the genitalia of at least one person (as anal or oral intercourse) that does not involve penetration of the vagina by the penis.
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what if either of the two persons involved didnt have a penis?

they cant have sex? :o:P

That's what strapons are for silly :P



Well, why dont you get a friend, make a video, send it to me, an let me see how that works. ;)

But I have no friends :P

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But I have no friends



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Would you like to be in a lesbian strap on video with me? :);)



:)

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If the act is likely to and/or intended to bring at least one or both participant to orgasm, Its Sex.



So, masturbating can be sex too????

or

If someone can orgasm without penetration (other stimuli) it's sex???

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If the act is likely to and/or intended to bring at least one or both participant to orgasm, Its Sex.



That sounds like a good definition to me. Using this definition, Clinton would have definitely perjured himself on the stand. As it was, he used Starr's definition which was basically "sexual intercourse" itself.
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But I have no friends



What am I chop liver~!?

Would you like to be in a lesbian strap on video with me? :);)



:)

g



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Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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