unformed 0 #1 October 17, 2006 Are you lonely? Depressed? Feeling blue? Do you want to be able to smile again? Do you want an extra bounce to your step? Would you like to bring that morning sunshine back into your life? Do you want to go through each day having the energy of a twelve-year-old hopped up on pixie stix? Our miracle drug will give you the energy and the confidence you never thought you had. You will stay up all night coming up with new and innovative ideas. You will go through the day with eyes gleaming with morning sunshine and a shit-eating grin. Our miracle drug is what the best of the best use. The CEOs, top attorneys, doctors, politicians. All of those people who work long, stressful hours and still have a smile on their face are our customers. Do you want to be on the top? Yes, yes you do! Do you want to be among the best in your field? Yes, yes you do! Are you tired of wasting eight hours a day sleeping and wish you could do something productive? Yes, yes you are! Read on. We have something just for you. Are you fat? Overweight? Trying to lose weight but can't seem to get away from the Call of the Twinkie? Are you tired of hearing that the only way to get thin is by exercise and diet? Do you want a quick fix to what most people say is a complex problem? Our miracle drug will make you lost punds FASTER than anything else on the market, faster than any pill, faster than any amount of execise, faster than anything any so-called "Health Professional" will tell you. It will take away the pounds and keeps the pounds off, but MORE IMPORTANTLY, you will not feel the urge to feed yourself! Are you hearing this correctly? The Call of the Twinkie WILL DISAPPEAR! Is that what you want? Do you want to look good? Do you want to look at yourself in the mirror and see a body you NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE? If not. If you are content being an underacheiver, being under the control of the Twinkie, and not being the best you can be, then this isn't for you. BUT NO, YOU ARE NOT AN UNDERACHEIVER, YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST! YOU WANT TO BE THIN, SEXY, AND ON TOP OF THE WORLD! Read on. We have something just for you. Are you bored with your current situation and want something more exciting? Do you have way too much money and want to live the life of a rock star? Are you bored with that Harley and that Corvette and want more of an edge to your lifestyle? Do you want to walk into a strip club and have all the girls come home with you? Then we have just the thing for you. If yourself or a loved one could be a better, more energetic, and happier person, cocaine may just be the perfect drug. Cocaine is a wonderful miracle drug with many uses and a track record spanning over one hundred years. It has helped people feel good about themselves, lose weight, and give energy in the final days. However, instead of just taking our word for it, please read some of our users' testimonials. "I am fourty-five years old and I love my life. I go the club, and I get the VIP room, and all the women are there with me. I go to the strip and all the bitches are mine. I go to the bar and everybody wants to talk to me. And you know what? I haven't done anything special. All the thanks goes to cocaine. I am fourty-five years old and I wouldn't change a thing." - John Hersch, Philadelphia "Woe to you, my Princess ... I will kiss you quite red and feed you until you are plump. And if you are froward, you shall see who is stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn 't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body. In my last severe depression I took coca again and a small dose lifted me to the heights." - Sigmund Freud "Cocaine is a helluva drug!" - Rick James, famous rapper Many brilliant, prominent, successful people around the world and throughout history have used and advocated cocaine, including Sigmund Freud, Sherlock Holmes, Thomas Edison, Pope Leo XII, Jules Verne, and John Hopkins. Cocaine gave Edison the fuel to be able to work many hours a day and make all of the inventions that he did. If it wasn't for cocaine, you might not have light bulbs today! John Hopkins discovered nerve-block anesthesia while using cocaine. Do you want to be a prominent, successful person too? Yes! Yes you do! Do you want to be among the best of the best? Yes! Yes you do! Do you want to feel great about yourself and at the same time, make the world a better place? Yes! Yes you do! Then why are you waiting? GO! NOW! GET OFF THE COMPUTER, PICK UP YOUR PHONE, AND CALL YOUR LOCAL DEALER RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW! IF YOU BUY TODAY, YOU CAN GET A TWO-HOUR SUPPLY FOR ONLY $120! Side effects may include agitation, excitability, irritability, nervousness, restlessness, confusion, paranoia, hallucinations, urinary incontinence, dilated pupils, dizziness, lightheadedness, fainting spells, fast or irregular heartbeat, headaches, increased sweating, mood swings, nasal pain, nausea, vomiting, nervous tics, rapid speech, numbness or tingling in the hands, feet, and arms, seizures, stomach pain, tremors, hyperventilation, unusual muscle weakness, tooth decay, bad breath, and loss of nasal cavities, gum lining, job, family, friends, life savings, self-respect, and desire to do anything besides more cocaine. Disclaimer: The information provided here has been summarized in good faith purely for educational purposes. It is not intended in any way to replace the advice of an experienced professional. Please do not take any action on the basis of information contained here without consulting a dealer. Information provided is intended to apply only to adult use of the medication. Drug interaction precautions have not been included; please consult your local experienced user for this information. All text is copyright 2006 Dr Gonzo, Jr. Dr Gonzo, Jr. is not a dealer of cocaine. He does not use and has never used cocaine. He does not advocate the use of cocaine. Cocaine is a very bad drug and should not be used by anybody. If taken it might cause you to strangle babies and feed them to chickens. This is why it is illegal. The list of side effects, while comprehensive, is not necessarily complete. Please contact your local dealer for a trial sample to feel the side effects for yourself. This is a parody. WHY ARE YOU HERE? CONTACT YOUR DEALER NOW! Are you lonely? Depressed? Feeling blue? Do you want to be able to smile again? Do you want an extra bounce to your step? Would you like to bring that morning sunshine back into your life? Do you want to go through each day having the energy of a twelve-year-old hopped up on pixie stix? Our miracle drug will give you the energy and the confidence you never thought you had. You will stay up all night coming up with new and innovative ideas. You will go through the day with eyes gleaming with morning sunshine and a shit-eating grin. Our miracle drug is what the best of the best use. The CEOs, top attorneys, doctors, politicians. All of those people who work long, stressful hours and still have a smile on their face are our customers. Do you want to be on the top? Yes, yes you do! Do you want to be among the best in your field? Yes, yes you do! Are you tired of wasting eight hours a day sleeping and wish you could do something productive? Yes, yes you are! Read on. We have something just for you. Are you fat? Overweight? Trying to lose weight but can't seem to get away from the Call of the Twinkie? Are you tired of hearing that the only way to get thin is by exercise and diet? Do you want a quick fix to what most people say is a complex problem? Our miracle drug will make you lost punds FASTER than anything else on the market, faster than any pill, faster than any amount of execise, faster than anything any so-called "Health Professional" will tell you. It will take away the pounds and keeps the pounds off, but MORE IMPORTANTLY, you will not feel the urge to feed yourself! Are you hearing this correctly? The Call of the Twinkie WILL DISAPPEAR! Is that what you want? Do you want to look good? Do you want to look at yourself in the mirror and see a body you NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE? If not. If you are content being an underacheiver, being under the control of the Twinkie, and not being the best you can be, then this isn't for you. BUT NO, YOU ARE NOT AN UNDERACHEIVER, YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST! YOU WANT TO BE THIN, SEXY, AND ON TOP OF THE WORLD! Read on. We have something just for you. Are you bored with your current situation and want something more exciting? Do you have way too much money and want to live the life of a rock star? Are you bored with that Harley and that Corvette and want more of an edge to your lifestyle? Do you want to walk into a strip club and have all the girls come home with you? Then we have just the thing for you. If yourself or a loved one could be a better, more energetic, and happier person, cocaine may just be the perfect drug. Cocaine is a wonderful miracle drug with many uses and a track record spanning over one hundred years. It has helped people feel good about themselves, lose weight, and give energy in the final days. However, instead of just taking our word for it, please read some of our users' testimonials. "I am fourty-five years old and I love my life. I go the club, and I get the VIP room, and all the women are there with me. I go to the strip and all the bitches are mine. I go to the bar and everybody wants to talk to me. And you know what? I haven't done anything special. All the thanks goes to cocaine. I am fourty-five years old and I wouldn't change a thing." - John Hersch, Philadelphia "Woe to you, my Princess ... I will kiss you quite red and feed you until you are plump. And if you are froward, you shall see who is stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn 't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body. In my last severe depression I took coca again and a small dose lifted me to the heights." - Sigmund Freud "Cocaine is a helluva drug!" - Rick James, famous rapper Many brilliant, prominent, successful people around the world and throughout history have used and advocated cocaine, including Sigmund Freud, Sherlock Holmes, Thomas Edison, Pope Leo XII, Jules Verne, and John Hopkins. Cocaine gave Edison the fuel to be able to work many hours a day and make all of the inventions that he did. If it wasn't for cocaine, you might not have light bulbs today! John Hopkins discovered nerve-block anesthesia while using cocaine. Do you want to be a prominent, successful person too? Yes! Yes you do! Do you want to be among the best of the best? Yes! Yes you do! Do you want to feel great about yourself and at the same time, make the world a better place? Yes! Yes you do! Then why are you waiting? GO! NOW! GET OFF THE COMPUTER, PICK UP YOUR PHONE, AND CALL YOUR LOCAL DEALER RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW! IF YOU BUY TODAY, YOU CAN GET A TWO-HOUR SUPPLY FOR ONLY $120! Side effects may include agitation, excitability, irritability, nervousness, restlessness, confusion, paranoia, hallucinations, urinary incontinence, dilated pupils, dizziness, lightheadedness, fainting spells, fast or irregular heartbeat, headaches, increased sweating, mood swings, nasal pain, nausea, vomiting, nervous tics, rapid speech, numbness or tingling in the hands, feet, and arms, seizures, stomach pain, tremors, hyperventilation, unusual muscle weakness, tooth decay, bad breath, and loss of nasal cavities, gum lining, job, family, friends, life savings, self-respect, and desire to do anything besides more cocaine. Disclaimer: The information provided here has been summarized in good faith purely for educational purposes. It is not intended in any way to replace the advice of an experienced professional. Please do not take any action on the basis of information contained here without consulting a dealer. Information provided is intended to apply only to adult use of the medication. Drug interaction precautions have not been included; please consult your local experienced user for this information. All text is copyright 2006 Dr Gonzo, Jr. Dr Gonzo, Jr. is not a dealer of cocaine. He does not use and has never used cocaine. He does not advocate the use of cocaine. Cocaine is a very bad drug and should not be used by anybody. If taken it might cause you to strangle babies and feed them to chickens. This is why it is illegal. The list of side effects, while comprehensive, is not necessarily complete. Please contact your local dealer for a trial sample to feel the side effects for yourself. WHY ARE YOU HERE? CONTACT YOUR DEALER NOW! This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
