BillyVance 35 #1 October 17, 2006 This was soooo funny... Was watching WWE Raw last night and they had Kevin Federline, who is Britney Spears' husband, also known as K-Fed in rap circles. He got his skinny ass FUed in the ring, it was so funny! like he got nothing better to do! Oh yeah, Steve-O and Party Boy, co-stars of the Jack Ass movies, showed up too. Both are skinny asses too. some wrestler superstar came in and beat the shit out of each one. One of them was laughing at the other so the wrestler beat him some more... silly fucks... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #2 October 17, 2006 I really hate to ruin this for ya Billy... but... uh... yeah... that kind of wrestling is fake. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 October 17, 2006 QuoteI really hate to ruin this for ya Billy... but... uh... yeah... that kind of wrestling is fake. punches and kicks are faked (not fully impacted), but wrestlers are trained to brace themselves for body slams and frog splashes off the top rope, much like martial artists are trained to anticipate a full contact punch to the gut... but then you got these wrestlers spilling out of the ring and falling 8 feet to the mat-covered concrete floor. If they land wrong (it happens), they get hurt. These guys take a physical beating, and their average career is less than 10 years. It's faked to some extent yes, but you and I wouldn't want to be in there. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 October 17, 2006 QuoteWas watching [a rap concert] last night and they had Kevin Federline, who is Britney Spears' husband, [who also wants to be called] K-Fed [in an attempt to legitimize himself] in rap circles. He got his skinny ass FUed [on the stage], it was so funny! like he got nothing better to do! [Which he doesn't.] Fixed it... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 October 17, 2006 yep, he's pretty much a publicity hound to justify his pathetic existence... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #6 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteI really hate to ruin this for ya Billy... but... uh... yeah... that kind of wrestling is fake. punches and kicks are faked (not fully impacted), but wrestlers are trained to brace themselves for body slams and frog splashes off the top rope, much like martial artists are trained to anticipate a full contact punch to the gut... but then you got these wrestlers spilling out of the ring and falling 8 feet to the mat-covered concrete floor. If they land wrong (it happens), they get hurt. These guys take a physical beating, and their average career is less than 10 years. It's faked to some extent yes, but you and I wouldn't want to be in there. yup ... i happen to personally know a wwe wrestler - and they seriously do take their fair share of ass kicking... i can't tell you what else i know.. however i will say i have seen this guy after some bigger matches and the blood and bruises are real edited to add... i would have LOVEd to see kfed get his ass beat - but i probably would have died laughing watching the guys from jackass... maybe theyre in works of jackass 3??"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spatula 0 #7 October 17, 2006 Quotei happen to personally know a wwe wrestler - OK I'll bite, who do you know?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #8 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuotei happen to personally know a wwe wrestler - OK I'll bite, who do you know?? mick foley - aka mankind, cactus jack"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 October 17, 2006 Quote yup ... i happen to personally know a wwe wrestler - and they seriously do take their fair share of ass kicking... i can't tell you what else i know.. however i will say i have seen this guy after some bigger matches and the blood and bruises are real edited to add... i would have LOVEd to see kfed get his ass beat - but i probably would have died laughing watching the guys from jackass... maybe theyre in works of jackass 3?? There might be a video clip on WWE's website, let me see if I can find it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #10 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuote yup ... i happen to personally know a wwe wrestler - and they seriously do take their fair share of ass kicking... i can't tell you what else i know.. however i will say i have seen this guy after some bigger matches and the blood and bruises are real edited to add... i would have LOVEd to see kfed get his ass beat - but i probably would have died laughing watching the guys from jackass... maybe theyre in works of jackass 3?? There might be a video clip on WWE's website, let me see if I can find it. you rock the casbah"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 October 17, 2006 Here it is: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/ scroll down the page until you see the box titled "RAW goes Hollywood". Click on the video link "Watch". There's also a couple pages of pictures linked in that box. The Jack asses' episode was hilarious... and painful too! It was 350 lb Umaga smacking their asses around. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotei happen to personally know a wwe wrestler - OK I'll bite, who do you know?? mick foley - aka mankind, cactus jack He is about as beat up, a wrestler as I've ever seen one. So many extremely bloody matches... He has been in them all... lost teeth, lost blood, broken bones, torn cartilage, etc... He has fallen 15 feet off the top of steel cages through a table set up on the floor below, been body slammed onto the mat which was strewn with THUMBTACKS, been hit with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, hit with metal chairs, fallen off 10 foot high ladders, you name it. Now that we're talking about him, I can't get the image of him out of my mind sneering sinisterly with thumbtacks stuck in his face after one particularly brutal match... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #13 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotei happen to personally know a wwe wrestler - OK I'll bite, who do you know?? mick foley - aka mankind, cactus jack He is about as beat up, a wrestler as I've ever seen one. So many extremely bloody matches... He has been in them all... lost teeth, lost blood, broken bones, torn cartilage, etc... He has fallen 15 feet off the top of steel cages through a table set up on the floor below, been body slammed onto the mat which was strewn with THUMBTACKS, been hit with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, hit with metal chairs, fallen off 10 foot high ladders, you name it. Now that we're talking about him, I can't get the image of him out of my mind sneering sinisterly with thumbtacks stuck in his face after one particularly brutal match... like i said i've seen the aftermath of some of this stuff and it is not pretty... outside of wrestling though, mick is one of THE nicest guys on the face of the planet.. we usually go to jet's games together and he says hello, takes pictures, signs whatever, to EVERY person that comes up to him.. he also does a TON of volunteer work - he helps at soup kitchens - goes to visit sick kids.. he always gives back which is awesome"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #14 October 17, 2006 Quoteoutside of wrestling though, mick is one of THE nicest guys on the face of the planet.. we usually go to jet's games together and he says hello, takes pictures, signs whatever, to EVERY person that comes up to him.. he also does a TON of volunteer work - he helps at soup kitchens - goes to visit sick kids.. he always gives back which is awesome Yeah, and he has written a children's book to boot. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #15 October 17, 2006 QuoteHere it is: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/ scroll down the page until you see the box titled "RAW goes Hollywood". Click on the video link "Watch". There's also a couple pages of pictures linked in that box. The Jack asses' episode was hilarious... and painful too! It was 350 lb Umaga smacking their asses around. HAHAHAHA that was great - i LOVED steve-o's face when he was laughing at chris... hhahah typical.. thanks for sharing - that just made my day"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #16 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteoutside of wrestling though, mick is one of THE nicest guys on the face of the planet.. we usually go to jet's games together and he says hello, takes pictures, signs whatever, to EVERY person that comes up to him.. he also does a TON of volunteer work - he helps at soup kitchens - goes to visit sick kids.. he always gives back which is awesome Yeah, and he has written a children's book to boot. he's written a bunch of books - they're all pretty good too... he's multi-talented"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #17 October 17, 2006 He also hosted a show about home-built robots battling each other via remote control between families or teams. It was pretty cool. I don't remember the show's name though."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotei happen to personally know a wwe wrestler - OK I'll bite, who do you know?? mick foley - aka mankind, cactus jack Wow, Mick Foley is cool--definitely a bad MoFo!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 October 17, 2006 I remember meeting George "The Animal" Steele, Brad Reinghans (sp), and Paul Roma on a plane I was taking from Memphis to Detroit some 18 years ago. Brad and Paul weren't top wrestling stars, but George was. Anybody remember him? The guy who would only grunt and yell, and rip the padded corner turnbuckles open with his teeth in matches? Who would bite the forehead of anybody in his matches? He was a total nutcase in the ring. But there he was, sitting across from me in the plane, chatting with his fellow wrestlers. Then, because nobody was sitting in front of him, he pushed the seat back in front of him over to a horizontal position so he could stretch his legs out. Even gave the flight attendant a little bit of a lip when she objected. I have also bumped into Arn Anderson and The Iron Sheik in the Atlanta airport in the past. Arn was big and tall, much more so than I thought. The Iron Sheik, well, it was just earlier this year that I saw him. He was just a shadow of his former self, no taller than me, and reduced to using a wheelchair or walker to get around, but he sure gave me a smile when he realized that I knew who he was."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #20 October 17, 2006 QuoteI remember meeting George "The Animal" Steele, Brad Reinghans (sp), and Paul Roma on a plane I was taking from Memphis to Detroit some 18 years ago. Brad and Paul weren't top wrestling stars, but George was. Anybody remember him? The guy who would only grunt and yell, and rip the padded corner turnbuckles open with his teeth in matches? Who would bite the forehead of anybody in his matches? He was a total nutcase in the ring. But there he was, sitting across from me in the plane, chatting with his fellow wrestlers. Then, because nobody was sitting in front of him, he pushed the seat back in front of him over to a horizontal position so he could stretch his legs out. Even gave the flight attendant a little bit of a lip when she objected. I have also bumped into Arn Anderson and The Iron Sheik in the Atlanta airport in the past. Arn was big and tall, much more so than I thought. The Iron Sheik, well, it was just earlier this year that I saw him. He was just a shadow of his former self, no taller than me, and reduced to using a wheelchair or walker to get around, but he sure gave me a smile when he realized that I knew who he was. george was one hairy man... i definitely remember him .. i used to watch wrestling ALLLLLL the time.. then my brother and i would have matches in our family room and we would beat the crap out of each other... i got to go to summerslam '88 and thought that was the coolest thing in the world... my mom hated it - but my dad and brother and i had fun :) hulk hogan, macho man randy savage and brett the hitman hart were my favorites :) i remember running into mr perfect in nyc i guess like 10 years ago - it was a few years before he died.. he was a cocky ass at first but he did take a picture ..."life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #21 October 17, 2006 Quotepunches and kicks are faked (not fully impacted), but wrestlers are trained to brace themselves for body slams and frog splashes off the top rope, much like martial artists are trained to anticipate a full contact punch to the gut... but then you got these wrestlers spilling out of the ring and falling 8 feet to the mat-covered concrete floor. If they land wrong (it happens), they get hurt. These guys take a physical beating, and their average career is less than 10 years. It's faked to some extent yes, but you and I wouldn't want to be in there I didn't say they didn't get hurt And speak for yourself... I'd like to be in there, I think it'd be fun.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #22 October 17, 2006 Quote*** I didn't say they didn't get hurt And speak for yourself... I'd like to be in there, I think it'd be fun. Yes, Owen Hart... Bret "the hitman" Hart's brother. He was making his entrance into the ring from the roof rafters via rope. Was supposed to be centered over the middle of the ring, but hit his head on the top corner turnbuckle, snapped his neck. He was dead before he touched the mat. The WWE banned all aerial entrances after that. I remember when the WCW was still battling the WWE for TV supremacy, and the WCW had a show down at Panama City, I think, outdoors near the beach. Sting (not the singer) made an entrance by rappelling down to the ring from a helicopter. Now THAT was way cool. You get in the ring, I double dog dare you... At 5'-6" and 150 lbs, I'm too puny and would get my ass beat to a pulp... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 October 17, 2006 I definitely remember George "The Animal" Steel. Years ago I heard he was a college professor. Do you know if that's true? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #24 October 17, 2006 QuoteI definitely remember George "The Animal" Steel. Years ago I heard he was a college professor. Do you know if that's true? Walt If the class was Pro Wrestling 101 or How To Eat A Turnbuckle 101, probably so! Interesting... I found his website... take a look, you're partly right! http://www.georgetheanimalsteele.com/biography-of-george-steele.php"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #25 October 17, 2006 QuoteI remember when the WCW was still battling the WWE for TV supremacy, and the WCW had a show down at Panama City, I think, outdoors near the beach. Sting (not the singer) made an entrance by rappelling down to the ring from a helicopter. Now THAT was way cool. Was he the one that had the whole "Crow" thing going on? Never talked and always had a baseball bat? Almost always appeared from the rafters.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
