StreetScooby 5 #26 October 16, 2006 Quote Cows prefer to piss while they are facing upwind. Man, you know alot!! LOL!!! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #27 October 16, 2006 Also, most cows are color-blind. Quote So are most men...What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #28 October 16, 2006 Quote The average cow produces 21 times more sewage per day than the average human. So a dairy with 10,000 cows produces as much daily waste as a 210,000 person city. Except dairies aren't required to have sewage treatment systems, so the waste is left to pollute to growndwater. I always wondered why it smelled so bad around cow farms We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #29 October 16, 2006 Quote Cows do not sneeze. Then, why do they have all that snot dripping out of their noses? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #30 October 16, 2006 Quote If cows had hands, 12 percent would be left-handed. Also, most cows are color-blind. Pray tell, how DO you measure that? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #31 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuote Cows do not sneeze. Then, why do they have all that snot dripping out of their noses? That is *because* they can't clear it out by sneezing. Some cows have allergies. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #32 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuote If cows had hands, 12 percent would be left-handed. Also, most cows are color-blind. Pray tell, how DO you measure that? Sorry--I can't reveal my sources or their methods. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #33 October 16, 2006 QuoteAlso, most cows are color-blind. Quote So are most men... Plus, we have selective hearing. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #34 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteAlso, most cows are color-blind. Quote So are most men... Plus, we have selective hearing. Walt I'm sorry, what were you saying? . . . . . . On a related topic, I'm thinking of posting some pics of my cows poop, just in honor of you walt. It's amazing the amount of shit that comes out of there asses, as one poster already said. Sometimes I'll go and watch 'em and they'll look over at me w/ this deadpan look on their face, and then they'll just shit. Or piss. While they're still staring at me. They have no shame, my calves. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #35 October 16, 2006 I dare you to post pics! BTW, cows have sphincter muscles in their teats. Oh, and in case you didn't know, cows and humans have four chromosomes that have nearly identical arrangements of genes. Coincidence? I think not. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #36 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuote Plus, we have selective hearing. Walt I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #37 October 16, 2006 I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. Men don't need a hearing aid for that.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #38 October 16, 2006 QuoteI have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. Men don't need a hearing aid for that. LOL I'm reminded of something a co-worker told me years ago. He has two young boys who are noisy as hell, but he learned to tune them out by reading something, then all of a sudden he gets hit by a wad of paper and looks up to see his wife staring at him saying "are you listening to me?!?!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 334 #39 October 16, 2006 Herd of cows masturbating: beef stroking-off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zep 0 #40 October 16, 2006 Heres one. If you stick your thumb an forefinger up a cows nose an squeeze hard the cow can't move Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #41 October 17, 2006 Spotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #42 October 17, 2006 QuoteI dare you to post pics! BTW, cows have sphincter muscles in their teats. Oh, and in case you didn't know, cows and humans have four chromosomes that have nearly identical arrangements of genes. Coincidence? I think not. Walt I've been dared and I rarely back down from one of those... even to the point of open mouth kissing an ex-seminarian once. But I was drunk, so it's not like it was REAL bad... Pics when I'm back from this week's travel... As for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like......... YOU??? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #43 October 17, 2006 QuoteSpotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt That's not even slightly believable.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #44 October 17, 2006 QuoteAs for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like......... YOU??? I don't know what the resultant offspring would look like, but you'd look kind of like a sick, twisted fucker if you made it with a cow! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #45 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteSpotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt That's not even slightly believable. It's strange but true--next time you see a cow, count the spots. BTW, cows can go up stairs but not down stairs. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #46 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteAs for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like......... YOU??? I don't know what the resultant offspring would look like, but you'd look kind of like a sick, twisted fucker if you made it with a cow! Walt just remember walt, i learned all my twisted fuckness from you, dad! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #47 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSpotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt That's not even slightly believable. It's strange but true--next time you see a cow, count the spots. BTW, cows can go up stairs but not down stairs. Walt BZZZZT... bullshit on this one... they CAN descend stairs if the run is wide enough and the rise isn't too tall. In my milk house (my farm was once a very prolific dairy farm back in the day) the milking stations have stairs the cows had the climb AND descend... the trick is making them suitable for them. And the steps really aren't as stretched out as you'd think. I don't know what the rise/run is, but there are like 4 or 5 of them and the milking platforms rise about 3 feet off the ground. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #48 October 17, 2006 Quoteremember walt, i learned all my twisted fuckness from you, dad! Other way around, my friend. When it comes to twisted fuckness, you are my "go to" guy! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #49 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteremember walt, i learned all my twisted fuckness from you, dad! Other way around, my friend. When it comes to twisted fuckness, you are my "go to" guy! Walt just think of the havoc we could cause on here if we put our twisted fuckness together! it would give billvon seizures!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #50 October 17, 2006 QuoteBZZZZT... bullshit on this one... they CAN descend stairs if the run is wide enough and the rise isn't too tall. In my milk house (my farm was once a very prolific dairy farm back in the day) the milking stations have stairs the cows had the climb AND descend... the trick is making them suitable for them. And the steps really aren't as stretched out as you'd think. I don't know what the rise/run is, but there are like 4 or 5 of them and the milking platforms rise about 3 feet off the ground. The stairs you describe qualify as a ramp. Cows cannot descend stairs. BTW, after having their hooves trimmed, cows take longer steps. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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StreetScooby 5 #28 October 16, 2006 Quote The average cow produces 21 times more sewage per day than the average human. So a dairy with 10,000 cows produces as much daily waste as a 210,000 person city. Except dairies aren't required to have sewage treatment systems, so the waste is left to pollute to growndwater. I always wondered why it smelled so bad around cow farms We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #29 October 16, 2006 Quote Cows do not sneeze. Then, why do they have all that snot dripping out of their noses? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #30 October 16, 2006 Quote If cows had hands, 12 percent would be left-handed. Also, most cows are color-blind. Pray tell, how DO you measure that? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #31 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuote Cows do not sneeze. Then, why do they have all that snot dripping out of their noses? That is *because* they can't clear it out by sneezing. Some cows have allergies. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #32 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuote If cows had hands, 12 percent would be left-handed. Also, most cows are color-blind. Pray tell, how DO you measure that? Sorry--I can't reveal my sources or their methods. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #33 October 16, 2006 QuoteAlso, most cows are color-blind. Quote So are most men... Plus, we have selective hearing. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #34 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteAlso, most cows are color-blind. Quote So are most men... Plus, we have selective hearing. Walt I'm sorry, what were you saying? . . . . . . On a related topic, I'm thinking of posting some pics of my cows poop, just in honor of you walt. It's amazing the amount of shit that comes out of there asses, as one poster already said. Sometimes I'll go and watch 'em and they'll look over at me w/ this deadpan look on their face, and then they'll just shit. Or piss. While they're still staring at me. They have no shame, my calves. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #35 October 16, 2006 I dare you to post pics! BTW, cows have sphincter muscles in their teats. Oh, and in case you didn't know, cows and humans have four chromosomes that have nearly identical arrangements of genes. Coincidence? I think not. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #36 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuote Plus, we have selective hearing. Walt I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #37 October 16, 2006 I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. Men don't need a hearing aid for that.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #38 October 16, 2006 QuoteI have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. Men don't need a hearing aid for that. LOL I'm reminded of something a co-worker told me years ago. He has two young boys who are noisy as hell, but he learned to tune them out by reading something, then all of a sudden he gets hit by a wad of paper and looks up to see his wife staring at him saying "are you listening to me?!?!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 334 #39 October 16, 2006 Herd of cows masturbating: beef stroking-off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zep 0 #40 October 16, 2006 Heres one. If you stick your thumb an forefinger up a cows nose an squeeze hard the cow can't move Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #41 October 17, 2006 Spotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #42 October 17, 2006 QuoteI dare you to post pics! BTW, cows have sphincter muscles in their teats. Oh, and in case you didn't know, cows and humans have four chromosomes that have nearly identical arrangements of genes. Coincidence? I think not. Walt I've been dared and I rarely back down from one of those... even to the point of open mouth kissing an ex-seminarian once. But I was drunk, so it's not like it was REAL bad... Pics when I'm back from this week's travel... As for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like......... YOU??? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #43 October 17, 2006 QuoteSpotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt That's not even slightly believable.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #44 October 17, 2006 QuoteAs for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like......... YOU??? I don't know what the resultant offspring would look like, but you'd look kind of like a sick, twisted fucker if you made it with a cow! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #45 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteSpotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt That's not even slightly believable. It's strange but true--next time you see a cow, count the spots. BTW, cows can go up stairs but not down stairs. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #46 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteAs for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like......... YOU??? I don't know what the resultant offspring would look like, but you'd look kind of like a sick, twisted fucker if you made it with a cow! Walt just remember walt, i learned all my twisted fuckness from you, dad! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #47 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSpotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt That's not even slightly believable. It's strange but true--next time you see a cow, count the spots. BTW, cows can go up stairs but not down stairs. Walt BZZZZT... bullshit on this one... they CAN descend stairs if the run is wide enough and the rise isn't too tall. In my milk house (my farm was once a very prolific dairy farm back in the day) the milking stations have stairs the cows had the climb AND descend... the trick is making them suitable for them. And the steps really aren't as stretched out as you'd think. I don't know what the rise/run is, but there are like 4 or 5 of them and the milking platforms rise about 3 feet off the ground. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #48 October 17, 2006 Quoteremember walt, i learned all my twisted fuckness from you, dad! Other way around, my friend. When it comes to twisted fuckness, you are my "go to" guy! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #49 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteremember walt, i learned all my twisted fuckness from you, dad! Other way around, my friend. When it comes to twisted fuckness, you are my "go to" guy! Walt just think of the havoc we could cause on here if we put our twisted fuckness together! it would give billvon seizures!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #50 October 17, 2006 QuoteBZZZZT... bullshit on this one... they CAN descend stairs if the run is wide enough and the rise isn't too tall. In my milk house (my farm was once a very prolific dairy farm back in the day) the milking stations have stairs the cows had the climb AND descend... the trick is making them suitable for them. And the steps really aren't as stretched out as you'd think. I don't know what the rise/run is, but there are like 4 or 5 of them and the milking platforms rise about 3 feet off the ground. The stairs you describe qualify as a ramp. Cows cannot descend stairs. BTW, after having their hooves trimmed, cows take longer steps. 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micro 0 #34 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteAlso, most cows are color-blind. Quote So are most men... Plus, we have selective hearing. Walt I'm sorry, what were you saying? . . . . . . On a related topic, I'm thinking of posting some pics of my cows poop, just in honor of you walt. It's amazing the amount of shit that comes out of there asses, as one poster already said. Sometimes I'll go and watch 'em and they'll look over at me w/ this deadpan look on their face, and then they'll just shit. Or piss. While they're still staring at me. They have no shame, my calves. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #35 October 16, 2006 I dare you to post pics! BTW, cows have sphincter muscles in their teats. Oh, and in case you didn't know, cows and humans have four chromosomes that have nearly identical arrangements of genes. Coincidence? I think not. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #36 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuote Plus, we have selective hearing. Walt I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #37 October 16, 2006 I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. Men don't need a hearing aid for that.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #38 October 16, 2006 QuoteI have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. Men don't need a hearing aid for that. LOL I'm reminded of something a co-worker told me years ago. He has two young boys who are noisy as hell, but he learned to tune them out by reading something, then all of a sudden he gets hit by a wad of paper and looks up to see his wife staring at him saying "are you listening to me?!?!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 October 16, 2006 I dare you to post pics! BTW, cows have sphincter muscles in their teats. Oh, and in case you didn't know, cows and humans have four chromosomes that have nearly identical arrangements of genes. Coincidence? I think not. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #36 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuote Plus, we have selective hearing. Walt I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #37 October 16, 2006 I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. Men don't need a hearing aid for that.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #37 October 16, 2006 I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. Men don't need a hearing aid for that.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #38 October 16, 2006 QuoteI have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. Men don't need a hearing aid for that. LOL I'm reminded of something a co-worker told me years ago. He has two young boys who are noisy as hell, but he learned to tune them out by reading something, then all of a sudden he gets hit by a wad of paper and looks up to see his wife staring at him saying "are you listening to me?!?!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #39 October 16, 2006 Herd of cows masturbating: beef stroking-off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #40 October 16, 2006 Heres one. If you stick your thumb an forefinger up a cows nose an squeeze hard the cow can't move Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #41 October 17, 2006 Spotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #42 October 17, 2006 QuoteI dare you to post pics! BTW, cows have sphincter muscles in their teats. Oh, and in case you didn't know, cows and humans have four chromosomes that have nearly identical arrangements of genes. Coincidence? I think not. Walt I've been dared and I rarely back down from one of those... even to the point of open mouth kissing an ex-seminarian once. But I was drunk, so it's not like it was REAL bad... Pics when I'm back from this week's travel... As for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like......... YOU??? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #43 October 17, 2006 QuoteSpotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt That's not even slightly believable.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #44 October 17, 2006 QuoteAs for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like......... YOU??? I don't know what the resultant offspring would look like, but you'd look kind of like a sick, twisted fucker if you made it with a cow! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #45 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteSpotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt That's not even slightly believable. It's strange but true--next time you see a cow, count the spots. BTW, cows can go up stairs but not down stairs. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #46 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteAs for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like......... YOU??? I don't know what the resultant offspring would look like, but you'd look kind of like a sick, twisted fucker if you made it with a cow! Walt just remember walt, i learned all my twisted fuckness from you, dad! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #47 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSpotted cows always have an odd number of spots. Walt That's not even slightly believable. It's strange but true--next time you see a cow, count the spots. BTW, cows can go up stairs but not down stairs. Walt BZZZZT... bullshit on this one... they CAN descend stairs if the run is wide enough and the rise isn't too tall. In my milk house (my farm was once a very prolific dairy farm back in the day) the milking stations have stairs the cows had the climb AND descend... the trick is making them suitable for them. And the steps really aren't as stretched out as you'd think. I don't know what the rise/run is, but there are like 4 or 5 of them and the milking platforms rise about 3 feet off the ground. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #48 October 17, 2006 Quoteremember walt, i learned all my twisted fuckness from you, dad! Other way around, my friend. When it comes to twisted fuckness, you are my "go to" guy! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #49 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteremember walt, i learned all my twisted fuckness from you, dad! Other way around, my friend. When it comes to twisted fuckness, you are my "go to" guy! Walt just think of the havoc we could cause on here if we put our twisted fuckness together! it would give billvon seizures!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #50 October 17, 2006 QuoteBZZZZT... bullshit on this one... they CAN descend stairs if the run is wide enough and the rise isn't too tall. In my milk house (my farm was once a very prolific dairy farm back in the day) the milking stations have stairs the cows had the climb AND descend... the trick is making them suitable for them. And the steps really aren't as stretched out as you'd think. I don't know what the rise/run is, but there are like 4 or 5 of them and the milking platforms rise about 3 feet off the ground. The stairs you describe qualify as a ramp. Cows cannot descend stairs. BTW, after having their hooves trimmed, cows take longer steps. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites