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The average cow produces 21 times more sewage per day than the average human. So a dairy with 10,000 cows produces as much daily waste as a 210,000 person city. Except dairies aren't required to have sewage treatment systems, so the waste is left to pollute to growndwater.



I always wondered why it smelled so bad around cow farms :P:S:D
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Also, most cows are color-blind.

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So are most men...



Plus, we have selective hearing.:D:D

Walt



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On a related topic, I'm thinking of posting some pics of my cows poop, just in honor of you walt. It's amazing the amount of shit that comes out of there asses, as one poster already said.

Sometimes I'll go and watch 'em and they'll look over at me w/ this deadpan look on their face, and then they'll just shit. Or piss. While they're still staring at me.

They have no shame, my calves.

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Plus, we have selective hearing.:D:D

Walt



I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid.

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I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid.



Men don't need a hearing aid for that.



LOL I'm reminded of something a co-worker told me years ago. He has two young boys who are noisy as hell, but he learned to tune them out by reading something, then all of a sudden he gets hit by a wad of paper and looks up to see his wife staring at him saying "are you listening to me?!?!" :ph34r:
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I dare you to post pics!

BTW, cows have sphincter muscles in their teats.

Oh, and in case you didn't know, cows and humans have four chromosomes that have nearly identical arrangements of genes. Coincidence? I think not.


Walt



I've been dared and I rarely back down from one of those... even to the point of open mouth kissing an ex-seminarian once. But I was drunk, so it's not like it was REAL bad...

Pics when I'm back from this week's travel...

As for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like.........



YOU???

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As for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like.........



YOU???



I don't know what the resultant offspring would look like, but you'd look kind of like a sick, twisted fucker if you made it with a cow!:D:D

Walt

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As for the gene/chromosome thing.... so walt, if i made it w/ one of my cows, are you saying that the resultant offspring would look like.........



YOU???



I don't know what the resultant offspring would look like, but you'd look kind of like a sick, twisted fucker if you made it with a cow!:D:D

Walt



just remember walt, i learned all my twisted fuckness from you, dad!

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Spotted cows always have an odd number of spots.

Walt



That's not even slightly believable.



It's strange but true--next time you see a cow, count the spots.

BTW, cows can go up stairs but not down stairs.

Walt



BZZZZT... bullshit on this one... they CAN descend stairs if the run is wide enough and the rise isn't too tall. In my milk house (my farm was once a very prolific dairy farm back in the day) the milking stations have stairs the cows had the climb AND descend... the trick is making them suitable for them. And the steps really aren't as stretched out as you'd think. I don't know what the rise/run is, but there are like 4 or 5 of them and the milking platforms rise about 3 feet off the ground.

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remember walt, i learned all my twisted fuckness from you, dad!



Other way around, my friend. When it comes to twisted fuckness, you are my "go to" guy!

Walt



just think of the havoc we could cause on here if we put our twisted fuckness together!

it would give billvon seizures!!!! :D:D:D

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BZZZZT... bullshit on this one... they CAN descend stairs if the run is wide enough and the rise isn't too tall. In my milk house (my farm was once a very prolific dairy farm back in the day) the milking stations have stairs the cows had the climb AND descend... the trick is making them suitable for them. And the steps really aren't as stretched out as you'd think. I don't know what the rise/run is, but there are like 4 or 5 of them and the milking platforms rise about 3 feet off the ground.



The stairs you describe qualify as a ramp. Cows cannot descend stairs.

BTW, after having their hooves trimmed, cows take longer steps.

Walt

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