guppie01 0 #1 October 19, 2006 Fred. Fred needs a story, please help me along... Born October 19 @ 12:55 p.m.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 October 19, 2006 All the ladies love Fred, because he has "appeal". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #3 October 19, 2006 I've got so many retorts but they're all Loud and ObnoxiousWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 October 19, 2006 Quote"appeal" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #5 October 19, 2006 i think i need to call your boss and tell them to give you work Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #6 October 19, 2006 Quotei think i need to call your boss and tell them to give you work Fred was conceived and born on my lunch hour! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #7 October 19, 2006 QuoteQuotei think i need to call your boss and tell them to give you work Fred was conceived and born on my lunch hour! g Batteries dead on the other friend today then??Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #8 October 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotei think i need to call your boss and tell them to give you work Fred was conceived and born on my lunch hour! g Batteries dead on the other friend today then?? Nah, Bob is healthy... he's at home resting right now. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 October 19, 2006 QuoteBorn October 19 @ 12:55 p.m.... his nickname became "The French Tickler." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #10 October 19, 2006 Fred looks damn sexy and I'm sure a lot of women would find him good enough to eat. I bet Fred really knows how to satisfy.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #11 October 19, 2006 QuoteFred looks damn sexy and I'm sure a lot of women would find him good enough to eat. I bet Fred really knows how to satisfy. sturbing women are hot. -SPACE- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 October 19, 2006 QuoteFred looks damn sexy and I'm sure a lot of women would find him good enough to eat. I bet Fred really knows how to satisfy. I dunno... he looks a little soft to me."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #13 October 19, 2006 And his peels are a little red and sticky looking. Fred's not the freshest banana in the bunch, obviously. He's obviously slippery... he might be someone to fall for though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #14 October 19, 2006 anti-banana society Ok, I'm here to take Fred away. He's wanted for some 50 unpaid parking tickets. I'm serious. Fred's coming with me.Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #15 October 20, 2006 QuoteAnd his peels are a little red and sticky looking. Fred's not the freshest banana in the bunch, obviously. He's obviously slippery... he might be someone to fall for though. Fred already has a complex ladies.... he's a Chiquita Mini. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 October 20, 2006 Arent they all? Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #17 October 20, 2006 QuoteI'm serious. Fred's coming with me. Nice... very nice.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #18 October 20, 2006 You got a banana problem Mr.? I'm your girl. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 October 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnd his peels are a little red and sticky looking. Fred's not the freshest banana in the bunch, obviously. He's obviously slippery... he might be someone to fall for though. Fred already has a complex ladies.... he's a Chiquita Mini. gLooks like Fred has Brilcream on too, his head is all slicked backYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #20 October 20, 2006 WTF? Fred doesn't look very good, G. I would NOT eat him. (Sorry Fred!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #21 October 20, 2006 fred has red and green bumps on him, i would consult an OB/GYN before continuing relations with him. its entirely feasible that you would have an uncurable disease where you periodically have break outs of contagious m&m'sFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 October 20, 2006 QuoteFred. Fred needs a story, please help me along... Born October 19 @ 12:55 p.m.... g Fred is not looking so good. And by the look of his overly spaced eyes - he'll be a rotten guy, if he isn't already. You should go out and find yourself a nice guy - one that is fresh, but not TOO fresh.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #23 October 20, 2006 did fred survive the night? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #24 October 20, 2006 Quotedid fred survive the night? Sadly Fred lived a very short life..... My co-worker bit him in half and tried to give him back. I told him to just finish him off - it's better that way. However I have memorialized Fred with a picture on my desk. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
