eeneR 3 #1 October 20, 2006 ...Race you to the car!!! Does everyone remember doing that when we were younger? First one to the car is the cool one...first one to the car gets to ride shotgun? The group of you who were not driving would race to the car laughing and knocking each other over to be the first one there. Laughing and giggling the whole way!!!!! If you were first you would get to go HAHA I get shotgun....neener neener neener!!! When did we as humans become so freaking fragile that games like that or tag have become "wrong" and when did the risk of possibly falling over become wrong and dangerous. Ohmigod heaven forbid someone falls over. Suck it up, and continue on. Society has allowed us to all become a bunch of whiny pussies. We can’t take jokes, we cannot risk loosing and heaven forbid we might get a little bruise or that little jab in the ribs all in good fun. Since it is now acceptable in society to be said whiny bitch I ask the following: No more blonde jokes No more deaf jokes No more cracks about people not jumping anymore No more jokes about people who wear glasses No more short jokes No more jokes about women No more Spinster jokes If I play hockey or football with you please do not bump into me, you might knock me down and I will get hurt. If I ever go skiing/boarding with you, get your own chair as you might knock me over getting off the lift. You will never beat me at any game as it might make me cry and hurt my feelings Do not make fun of me if I do something silly, that’s mean. Do not…… I think I made my point. I am ashamed of society, I am ashamed that we have become a place where being a pussy is ok, that we cannot take jokes, we cannot play a little rough when it is known to be done as fun. Our kids, the next few generations are going to be nothing but a bunch of pansy asses who will loose this country and everything it stands for, cause they might get hurt in the process.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #2 October 20, 2006 You missed one - some places in the UK have now banned birthday cards with things like "life begins at 40" or "over the hill" jokes because it is ageist. Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 October 20, 2006 ^5 sistah! I have to commend you for fluff bashing! Suck It Up Cupcake! is the new motto. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #4 October 20, 2006 QuoteYou missed one - some places in the UK have now banned birthday cards with things like "life begins at 40" or "over the hill" jokes because it is ageist. OHMIGOD the UK too...I thought this was some massive attack on the US, turn us into a bunch of wussies ...then try and invade us in a few years...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #5 October 20, 2006 You're my new hero. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 October 20, 2006 Society went to shit when kids started to be raised by the television. Women wanted to work. Kids raised themselves..unattended... unsupervised. Then these kids reproduced later on. Now we have what we have. Women working and uneducated kids reproducing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #7 October 20, 2006 QuoteSociety went to shit when kids started to be raised by the television. Women wanted to work. Kids raised themselves..unattended... unsupervised. Then these kids reproduced later on. Now we have what we have. Women working and uneducated kids reproducing. Ahh thats right it is all because women really should be at home, barefoot pregnate and in the kitchen? BULLSHIT....and you know it.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 October 20, 2006 No not barefoot and preg, just focused on raising what they wanted at that time they wanted it. If kids were raised properly, they would raise their kids properly and so on. It's not about women working, It's about the kids not getting proper upbringing. And why aren't they brought up right? Because their parents were failures at raisng them. Why were they failures? Because they wanted two incomes to keep up with the Jones'. It's not about the WOMEN. It's the fact that the kids were left alone so much. Then the bad kids reproduced. Do this a few generations and here we are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 October 20, 2006 BTW did my post offend you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #10 October 20, 2006 Well dammit you changed your post.... much better.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 October 20, 2006 What ever. You can have "shotgun". I'm fuckin drivng. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #12 October 20, 2006 QuoteBTW did my post offend you? No just annoyed me..... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 October 20, 2006 wussie or is it wussy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 October 20, 2006 Welcome to the PC, no responsibility, self-esteem at any price generation.... *where's that puking smiley when we REALLY need it, dammit???*Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 October 20, 2006 I think all this "ooohhh, ahhhhhh, be careful" crap can take a fucking hike. Get over it people. The world is dangerous, if you die its gods way of telling you "you aint good enough"! Seriously, weve not created the Darwin awards for nothing. if you dont have the skill sets to survive, WHY I ask should the world allow you to REPRODUCE and create another helpless sniviling idiot. We put guard rails around natures creations to prevent people from getting hurt. Lemmy tell ya if youre a jackleg dumass that leans over too far at Niagra Falls and kill yourself. hey, more for me! Yea were living longer lives, but are they fuller? [/rant]Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #16 October 20, 2006 Quotewussie Whaaaaa....that hurt my feelings She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #17 October 20, 2006 Quote It's not about women working, It's about the kids not getting proper upbringing. And why aren't they brought up right? Because their parents were failures at raisng them. Why were they failures? Because they wanted two incomes to keep up with the Jones'. Dude, it's not about keeping up with the Jones as you say. Everything just got more expensive. If you want to raise your children in a run down trailer park or some goverment housing project live on one income. I blame people like you and all those who think this way for the way the world is now. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 October 20, 2006 I'm sorry. Let's go shopping and eat so we can be happy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 October 20, 2006 I blame materialistic society on women trying to impress other women. edit/add : For all the things mothers/fathers don't do beacuse they "have to work" has to be done by someone else then paid for. See the madness yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #20 October 20, 2006 QuoteSince it is now acceptable in society to be said whiny bitch STFU you whiny bitch... j/k... btw: I agree with you... and I used to lose at sports a lot as a kid, got picked on and beat up by bullies... but I still think that the rules preventing kids from "playing tag" are freaking stupid... shoot my favorite past time growing up as a kid... could have easily gotten me killed (I used to climb trees... there were times that we'd get up to 50-60 ft or higher into Old Sugar maple Trees... it was fun but... kind of dangerous... though it did teach me to learn to watch where I stepped... )Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #21 October 20, 2006 Pie. Pie good. There is no honour without Pie. Mmmm....Pie. When post again, bring pie.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #22 October 20, 2006 QuotePie. Pie good. There is no honour without Pie. Mmmm....Pie. When post again, bring pie.I brought pie... you didn't eat any of it... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #23 October 20, 2006 QuoteI blame materialistic society on women trying to impress other women. It started in the home... stay at home moms watched daytime tv. Daytime tv advertised stuff, stay at home moms had nothing better to do then go spend money. It snowballed into what the materialistic society we live in today. EVERYTHING is planned obsolescence. Period, everything is engineered to have a replacement in 3 to 6 months. EVERYTHING. You want to blame the women who went to work because they wanted a new washing machine or necklace. I blame the MEN who wrote the advertising copy, I blame the MEN who pushed the unneeded items on daytime tv. Hell I blame aliens. Ya I said aliens. I read an article on the internet that world governments are actually competing alien species that are using world leaders as puppets in a battle for domination of the galaxy using Earth as a proxy. Put that in your pipe and smoke it Mister Cheese! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #24 October 20, 2006 I blame the God i don't believe in. So there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #25 October 20, 2006 Quotestay at home moms watched daytime tv. Daytime tv advertised stuff, stay at home moms had nothing better to do then go spend money. It snowballed into what the materialistic society we live in today. EVERYTHING is planned obsolescence. Period, everything is engineered to have a replacement in 3 to 6 months. EVERYTHING. Wow this implies that at home moms dont "work". One of the hardest jobs a woman can do is stay at home and take care of her kids and husband. Unlike the man who is off work at the end of 8 hours her job is lasting every moment shes awake. QuoteHell I blame aliens. You mean like David Hasselhoff?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
