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Shouldn't it be Turtlespeed ??

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I don't know if you are joking or not, but my answer would be yes.

edited to add:
I probably screwed your chances royally by posting that!

Walt



I'm Turtlespeed, and I approve this message.


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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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it should be 42, not turtlespeed!



I can be both 42 and Turtlespeed all at once.



well, there are alwayas tattoos



I have my Towel. You cannot hurt me.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I have my Towel. You cannot hurt me.


can i try a flame thrower? i'd be that would hurt, unless of course the towel is fireproof:D



It protects me when I'm hitching.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Turtlespeed: How do you do, good lady? I am Turtlespeed, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?

Skymama: King of the who?

Turtlespeed: King of the Britons.

Skymama: Who are the Britons?

Turtlespeed: Well, we all are. We are all Britons. And I am your king.

Skymama: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Yardhippie: You'rw foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...

Skymama: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.

Yardhippie: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...

Turtlespeed: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

Skymama: No one lives there.

Turtlespeed: Then who is your lord?

Skymama: We don't have a lord.

Yardhippie: I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...

Turtlespeed: Yes...

Yardhippie: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...

Turtlespeed: Yes I see...

Yardhippie: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...

King Arthur: Be quiet!

Yardhippie: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...

Turtlespeed: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

Skymama: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT

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Great, just what we need, for Turtlespeed's head to get BIGGER! :P:):)



no we don't. that towel is pretty small



I upgraded to a Smith and Wesson Beach Towel
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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