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waltappel

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yes ty. did you see the rv what bed do u want 1 more person may spend one night you get the 2nd best bed:D
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do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Btw, some people here seem to miss my sarcasm.


Hey, I thought it was funny. :ph34r:




But didn't understand mine . . . hmmmm



Care to explain it?



It was along the lines of doo gooders coming to save the day -

Sarcasm: stating the opposite of the intended meaning, e.g. using "that's amazing" to mean "that's awful". It is used in a humorous manner, often harshly, and is expressed through vocal intonations such as over-emphasizing the actual statement or particular words.



If it makes you feel better, I am laughing my ass off.

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Btw, some people here seem to miss my sarcasm.



I sometimes miss your sarcasm, but I've found a bit of domestic violence can usually tide me over till you post again.



Coincidentally, I just got this joke in an e-mail, and I figured I should share it with you since you're looking for a bit of domestic violence:

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
;)
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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For the ladies:

Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do little boys whine so much?
A: They're practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a man in handcuffs?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What do you do if your husband is rolling on the ground in pain?
A: Shoot him again in the other leg.

Q: Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they're born?
A: To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: What do you call a man without a brain?
A: Eunuch.

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find sensitive, caring and good looking men to date?
A: They all have boyfriends.

Q: What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?
A: A man's undivided attention.

Q: How can you tell if a man's wife does the shopping?
A: He's dressed well.

Q: Why did God create men?
A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
A: Because you can't pick a fight with a vibrator.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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I agree that it's the woman's fault. A guy is supposed to get sex, if he doesn't he has every right to cheat....
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I'm wondering how many thousands of marriage proposals you are going to get from this post!



Why get married when i give it up for free? :D

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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I agree that it's the woman's fault. A guy is supposed to get sex, if he doesn't he has every right to cheat....
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I'm wondering how many thousands of marriage proposals you are going to get from this post!



Why get married when i give it up for free? :D



I'm guessing there are a lot of guys in love with you!:D:D

Walt

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If he cheats without consent he is wrong. If the relationship was so bad why were they still in it?



I think a typical answer would be "For the sake of the kids" or something like that.

Walt



Don't forget taxes.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because they think we care.

I laugh every time I see this.:D:D



Completely off topic, but the joke that does that for me (first read on here) is:

Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny?
A: You reach down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

:D:D:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because they think we care.

I laugh every time I see this.:D:D



Completely off topic, but the joke that does that for me (first read on here) is:

Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny?
A: You reach down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

:D:D:D

Blues,
Dave



Holy shit you asshole, making me laugh that hard is not cool.

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When he is caught, he should just say, "The reason that I was cheating is that my needs weren't being met..."




I know, it sounds so stupid when men say it. :ph34r: :D



But it's so true! I've heard that one..and my reply is "okay, continue taking care of your needs by yourself.....buh-bye" :ph34r:





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You are the MOST intelligent woman I have ever met.



Yes well, the smart ones know our place, don't we? :)







>:(

The Alchemist: turning men into silly putty wherever she goes.



In the kitchen NOW! And where did you get those shoes???????:D:D:D:D:D

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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