skinnyshrek 0 #76 October 25, 2006 yes ty. did you see the rv what bed do u want 1 more person may spend one night you get the 2nd best bedhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #77 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote Btw, some people here seem to miss my sarcasm. Hey, I thought it was funny. But didn't understand mine . . . hmmmm Care to explain it? It was along the lines of doo gooders coming to save the day - Sarcasm: stating the opposite of the intended meaning, e.g. using "that's amazing" to mean "that's awful". It is used in a humorous manner, often harshly, and is expressed through vocal intonations such as over-emphasizing the actual statement or particular words. If it makes you feel better, I am laughing my ass off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #78 October 25, 2006 Clint, that explanation was amazing! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #79 October 25, 2006 QuoteClint, that explanation was amazing! Blues, Dave I dont get it.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #80 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteClint, that explanation was amazing! Blues, Dave I dont get it. You wouldn't. *holy shit, I can insult remi now!!!!....oh wait, nothing's changed* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #81 October 25, 2006 Quoteher man will get it elsewhere and it will be her fault. The only person whose fault it is is the cheater - nobody else's. There is a right way and a wrong way to do things. Cheating is the wrong way. "nuff said. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #82 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteBtw, some people here seem to miss my sarcasm. I sometimes miss your sarcasm, but I've found a bit of domestic violence can usually tide me over till you post again. Coincidentally, I just got this joke in an e-mail, and I figured I should share it with you since you're looking for a bit of domestic violence: Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #83 October 25, 2006 QuoteIt is her fault. Period. End of discussion. What do all battered women have in common? They just - DON'T FUCKING LISTEN! Ah, time to pull up a comfortable lawn chair and start some popcorn! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #84 October 25, 2006 QuoteI agree that it's the woman's fault. A guy is supposed to get sex, if he doesn't he has every right to cheat.... I'm wondering how many thousands of marriage proposals you are going to get from this post! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #85 October 25, 2006 For the ladies: Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung? A: When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose. Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: Why do little boys whine so much? A: They're practicing to be men. Q: What do you call a man in handcuffs? A: Trustworthy. Q: What do you do if your husband is rolling on the ground in pain? A: Shoot him again in the other leg. Q: Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they're born? A: To knock the penises off the smart ones. Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Because men fake foreplay. Q: What do you call a man without a brain? A: Eunuch. Q: Why is it so hard for women to find sensitive, caring and good looking men to date? A: They all have boyfriends. Q: What do you get when you have two balls in your hand? A: A man's undivided attention. Q: How can you tell if a man's wife does the shopping? A: He's dressed well. Q: Why did God create men? A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. A: Because you can't pick a fight with a vibrator. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmilingPhoenix 0 #86 October 26, 2006 Very funny lawrocket, but I think you got one wrong... QuoteQ: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Because men fake foreplay. The better answer is.. Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Who cares? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #87 October 26, 2006 QuoteI agree that it's the woman's fault. A guy is supposed to get sex, if he doesn't he has every right to cheat.... --------------------------------------------------------------- I'm wondering how many thousands of marriage proposals you are going to get from this post! Why get married when i give it up for free? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #88 October 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteI agree that it's the woman's fault. A guy is supposed to get sex, if he doesn't he has every right to cheat.... --------------------------------------------------------------- I'm wondering how many thousands of marriage proposals you are going to get from this post! Why get married when i give it up for free? I'm guessing there are a lot of guys in love with you! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #89 October 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf he cheats without consent he is wrong. If the relationship was so bad why were they still in it? I think a typical answer would be "For the sake of the kids" or something like that. Walt Don't forget taxes. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #90 October 26, 2006 Quote The better answer is.. Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Who cares? Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Because they think we care. I laugh every time I see this. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #91 October 26, 2006 QuoteQ: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Because they think we care. I laugh every time I see this. Completely off topic, but the joke that does that for me (first read on here) is: Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny? A: You reach down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #92 October 26, 2006 Bad Dave.... BAD!!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #93 October 26, 2006 When he is caught, he should just say, "The reason that I was cheating is that my needs weren't being met..." I know, it sounds so stupid when men say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #94 October 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQ: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Because they think we care. I laugh every time I see this. Completely off topic, but the joke that does that for me (first read on here) is: Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny? A: You reach down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse. Blues, Dave Holy shit you asshole, making me laugh that hard is not cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #95 October 26, 2006 ***I'd have thought there is a reason why she isn't putting out, which should be dealt with before going somewhere else... __________________________________________________Quote BINGO!!!!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #96 October 26, 2006 QuoteWhen he is caught, he should just say, "The reason that I was cheating is that my needs weren't being met..." I know, it sounds so stupid when men say it. But it's so true! I've heard that one..and my reply is "okay, continue taking care of your needs by yourself.....buh-bye" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #97 October 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou are the MOST intelligent woman I have ever met. Yes well, the smart ones know our place, don't we? The Alchemist: turning men into silly putty wherever she goes. In the kitchen NOW! And where did you get those shoes??????? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 4 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
RkyMtnHigh 0 #96 October 26, 2006 QuoteWhen he is caught, he should just say, "The reason that I was cheating is that my needs weren't being met..." I know, it sounds so stupid when men say it. But it's so true! I've heard that one..and my reply is "okay, continue taking care of your needs by yourself.....buh-bye" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #97 October 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou are the MOST intelligent woman I have ever met. Yes well, the smart ones know our place, don't we? The Alchemist: turning men into silly putty wherever she goes. In the kitchen NOW! And where did you get those shoes??????? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
